COPYPASTAS

"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most people doesn't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie.
As far as we know, tears consists of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free.
Here I listed the price of 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8.
I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar):
(price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (price 1 cubic litre water/100) = price 10 litre tears
France: 0,20 $
Italy: 0,17 $
Germany: 0,19 $
United Kingdom: 0,22 $
USA: 0,18 $
Canada: 0,18 $
Japan: 0,18 $
Russia: 0,16 $
That means russia has the cheapest cry. (Hail Communism)
Thank you for reading.

Tenjzir “Tenz” Rajesh is an Indian Valorant professional player playing for Sentinels, an electrical sports (E-sport) organization located in Delhi, India. He is known for his offline performance one tapping bots and his best map is The Range

Local Michigan news is reporting a toxic cloud above areas surrounding Detroit. Scientists believe the toxic cloud is being caused by the boomer streamer Hiko who is currently malding and being toxic to his teammates in the video game Valorant. More on this at 11.

if WARDELL👽and my girl👧😍 both drowning 😱 👋 and I can only save one😤😬Catch me at the Ascent B site🚪🔴 with my boy on Chamber 🌈🕰

TS Mishra University or TSM is a Nigerian hospital in UP, India with notable students like Mathuresh Wardhal (Matt Wardell)
Yasine Subroza Kumar, Hamza hazed Khan (recently moved to Not Really Good chess org), and love Leviathan Kush. Best team in Gully Cricket 2020 but no results in ODI 2021. They are looking to hire Lohar "Steel" Kissan to increase their chances of making it to FIFA 2022.
~ via downcomer
Latest addition : Sources say that they also have a secret coach Harpreet "hikaru" Kaushal from chess. com after Chatrapati "Chet" Chatur's failed attempt at making them play the game like CSGO (fantasy anime game set in 2055 featuring waifus and other 2d grills)

Rafique "RawkAss" Rizwan is a professional Overwatch electronic sport player from Karachi, Pakistan who used to play for the Balochistan Outlaws. He's currently the couch for the amateur Valorant team SentinLs. He's leading them towards success with meta defining tactics such as "Tenz go kill" and "Sick go clutch". Truly one of the couches of all time

I was feeling some serious urges today so I went to my nearest Copium dispensary. To my surprise, there was a massive crowd there, all pushing and shoving each other to get some copium. I tried to ask the people in the crowd why so many of them were there but they kept saying "watch this" and proceeded to throw invisible things at me. I gave up and tried to return home before I stumbled upon a hooded figure watching the crowd from a distance. I went to him and asked what's going on here. The man took his hood off and to my surprise it was none other than Cloud 9 Vanity. He took a deep breath, looked into the sunset and said" They're all TSM fans".

Ramesh "Boombl4" Boomla is a professional Counter Strike electronic sports player for Nataraj Vishnudians(NaVi) based in Uttar pradesh India. He is known for his signature tactic "s1mple go kill", or if that fails he also has another known tactic called "oh no s1mple dead, B1t go clutch". Truly one of the IGL's of all time

It was a grey winter evening when i ran into the hospital. The love of my life was undergoing a critical operation and i was afraid she might not make it. The snow storm was getting harsher outside, just like the storm in my heart. After what feels like hours, a doctor came out from the operating room. I ran towards him, my chest about to explode and my whole body shaking. The doctor took his mask off, he had a faint smile on his lips.
"Don't worry, your wife is jame"
I broke down crying thanking god, my wife was saved

Hello, my name is Francesco Giuseppe Luca, owner of the mid market in Ascent. My business has been severely hurt since two rival gangs have been fighting for the area right beside my shop. Among the incessant gunshots and weird magic shit, some smelly obese dude with a funny cap has been living inside my shop since the fight broke out. He told me his name was "Hiko" and that he was baiting. I'm not sure what he means by this but I'm getting tired of him, especially cause he cant seem to stop talking constantly about what's going on outside (or comming as he calls it). I'm getting really tired, should I call the cops?

give me some more copypastas plz

Unfortunate circumstance. Never in my life I hope to get in a valorant match and see these exact teammates on my team again. This is hornswoggling. I have never seen worse players in my life. This is just a true Phoenix Diff, Raze Diff, Reyna Diff. Truly unbelievable. I just have a real and true question, how are you this bad yet climbed into this shitty rank? Don't even answer, there is no point, I already know, you're MOTHAFUCKIN BOOSTED you shitter. Every single game I queueI struggle to get human beings with a functional spinal chord, and bream steam so they can coordinate themselves slightly to possible give me some sort of help against the enemies. Good luck on future endeavors in this game. but all I can say is I wish you the worst and hope you spiral downward into depression and demote to bronze where you belong. Amen.

I wanna apologize to all of you for what I did it was very wrong and I am very sorry. I just would like to move on and lead a normal life. You know get a job and a wife and change my ways. And I hope this apology impresses you even though my grandmother made me do it and I don’t really mean it.

not funny i didn't laugh. your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. out of my esophagus. science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but i didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad i cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. we should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. im disappointed, hurt and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. you're lucky I still have the slightest empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise i would have commited every war crime in the book. in the time that took i was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. now those kids are suffering without meals and theres no body to blame but i hope you're still happy with what you've done and i truly hope you can move on and learn on this piss poor attempt.