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virginity status based on flair

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#1
queueK

TSM:

virgin, although claims not to be on twitter

T1:

virgin (except for the few who lost theirs to David Denis in "sewers")

DRX:

virgin

SEN:

lost virginity through autofellatio

G2:

virgin

100T:

in intimate relationship with at minimum 3 other 100T fans

Gambit:

Gigachad big dicked large ballsacked virgin

Acend:

if penetrating a fortnite plushie counts, not virgin

Liquid:

virgin

C9:

blowie at an anime convention

V1:

not virgin

XSET:

would be non-virgins but restored it for their lord and savior Bcj

Optic:

virgin

LOUD:

virgin

Keyd:

virgin

NIP:

Virgin

Havan Liberty:

certified sex havers

Fnatic:

made from 100% pussy penetrating flesh and meat

KRU:

sex on the daily. Also boasts a 100% std win rate!

Full Sense:

virgin

if your team is not on this list, you are a virgin.

EDIT 1: Updated some of the statuses!

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Blazieboy
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WTH.

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Arisqq
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https://imgur.com/a/OHT7Ten

#4
maximumszn
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What the actual fuck

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valulrantefanboy
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Fnatic : Virgin and delusional . Gays or girls that support Boaster like Kpop idol

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ChowChow
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Fnatic:

made from 100% pussy penetrating flesh and meat

So Fnatic is a dick aye mate? That makes Fnatic fans is dick fans lol.

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trola
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😎

#8
sp3cbro
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BONKERS?

#9
S0v4k
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sp3cbro [#8]

BONKERS?

if your team is not on this list, you are a virgin

#10
queueK
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Arisqq [#3]

https://imgur.com/a/OHT7Ten

I get so many bitches on the daily I meticulously maintain a spreadsheet with over 9000 entries that I feed into a convolutional neural network to help me decide which combination of females will result in the highest dopamine levels. Get on my level, or you better shut your trap.

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S0v4k [#9]

if your team is not on this list, you are a virgin

Ok ,Virgin guard fan
#VirginGangUnite

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goldy
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im so giga chad FPX isn't even on that list so giga chad.

#13
CalypsoGHC
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imagine thinking about making this list in your head and writing this shit out

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Thunder1
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G2:
virgin

That True still a Virgin

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goldy [#12]

im so giga chad FPX isn't even on that list so giga chad.

Refer to #10 my good sir

#16
ItsMeDio
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hhahahaha

#17
queueK
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Blazieboy [#2]

WTH.

hey man, I know it's a weird kink but I wanna let you know that I'd never judge you for sucking your own cock. just be yourself! 😊

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Bo0mShell
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Forgot Bonkers. Definitely a virgin

#19
Thomaslee
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Eg?

#20
Acro_
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How do you even begin to ideate this post in your head man, your mind is fcked up

#21
philion
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dude this is vlr, we're all virgins

#22
wkeyspectre
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the hell is this post(+OP is definitely a virgin)

#23
W_Hold
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BONKERS?

#24
Fluffyy
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vlr.gg moment

#25
tezz1
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i can confirm its not true

#26
Netero
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BONKERS - HAREM

#27
queueK
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Acro_ [#20]

How do you even begin to ideate this post in your head man, your mind is fcked up

I can feel every brain cell actuate. I know the exact amounts of every neurotransmitter released within my brain. I am in complete control of my mind and body. Using 100% of my brain I put all my energy into the tips of my fingers and they move. Rather than traveling through my spine, the signals choose sensory neurons instead, maximizing my finger speed.

With blazing-fast speeds, my fingers fly across the keyboard and the post materializes. I never waste time contemplating the usefulness of the text being written; I'm too occupied creating a masterpiece. My brain in all its purity is laid bare on vlr.gg for all to see in the post titled "virginity status based on flair".

My post gets posted. I sigh in relief and crack my knuckles, knowing I've just created a magnificent contribution to the forum.

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ssw
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Shit

#29
queueK
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ssw [#28]

Shit

cope seethe mald

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neozi
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philion [#21]

dude this is vlr, we're all virgins

LMAO, no girls just homies

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kzeriar
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shion double biceps ftw, Liberty played poorly in Berlin because instead of practicing they were busy having sex with german girls 😎😎😎

#32
Sem1-
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what's a blowie

#33
makoidk
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i can confirm that i am a virgin im literly 6 yeards old...

#34
Stax_rb_op
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Thomaslee [#19]

Eg?

ohh is that the team getting carried by Dre. i see
ur a virgin

#35
queueK
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bump because of a new edit!

#36
6vine
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Cringe

#37
CalypsoGHC
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Sem1- [#32]

what's a blowie

haram shit

#38
yaiima0
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Fnatic fans are definitely virgs..hate to break it 2 you

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queueK
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kzeriar [#31]

shion double biceps ftw, Liberty played poorly in Berlin because instead of practicing they were busy having sex with german girls 😎😎😎

definitive evidence Havan Liberty enjoyers are all incredibly attractive!

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S0v4k
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Never seen anyone with a full sense flair lmao

#41
ciro
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cringe

#42
queueK
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S0v4k [#40]

Never seen anyone with a full sense flair lmao

There may not be many Full Sense bros, but they're here!

#43
ragegrexo
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what about mouz?

#44
queueK
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yaiima0 [#38]

Fnatic fans are definitely virgs..hate to break it 2 you

Please refer to #11 before making absurd accusations.

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RG
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False lmao lulquid fans are gigachads

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yaiima0
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queueK [#44]

Please refer to #11 before making absurd accusations.

simply false!

#47
queueK
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RG [#45]

False lmao lulquid fans are gigachads

Scream definitely drowns in pussy. Scream's fans, on the other hand, don't seem to have inherited this property of his.

A similar situation is observed with the remaining members of Liquid Valorant and fanbases.

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feelsbadboaster
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The guard: asexual

#49
DogeForPres
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Love BcJ batchest

#50
andreziN
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true

#51
PrTsty
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"in intimate relationship with at minimum 3 other 100T fans"
W

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