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story of a simp

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#1
bandwagondestroyer

to: anyone who has the patience to listen to my shit narration

so a couple of days ago, i was playing valorant ranked on the map fracture. I was on fire that day, also managed to get an ace with a judge on b site which really ticked off this random kid on the enemy team, who started calling me an asshole saying i have no skill; i would cry if it were a 1v1, started inviting me throughout the remainder of the game. it was funny af ngl, seeing him mald, (he was the enemy jett), cut to the point he was toxic af thought out the game. when the game ended he send me a friend request, i accepted, and the cycle of cursing and inviting me continued, in the whispers, "come 1v1", and continues to bug me, at a point, he says" come 1v1 if you are a man". i told "im scared", he was like why? i told im a girl, and then...

mf starts apologizing, like how he got angry because of his teammates, how i didnt deserve any of it, im sorry. and invited me so we could play ranked and talk. playing along i declined and he goes offline, soon he invites me again after 15 mins. broke the

bruh, i eat crap cuz im a guy, I'm an asshole, but as soon as im a girl, teammates force me toxic, i didn't deserve any of it, the whispers start with "hey :), let's play", jeez, what a simp

#2
DDot
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tbh woman either get simped for or are extremely disrespected for them, theres no middle ground

#3
bandwagondestroyer
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DDot [#2]

tbh woman either get simped for or are extremely disrespected for them, theres no middle ground

its either kitchen or heres my number

#4
JustEnjoying
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bandwagondestroyer [#3]

its either kitchen or heres my number

ayyyyy LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#5
bandwagondestroyer
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JustEnjoying [#4]

ayyyyy LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

on a different note, porn being available widespread definitely has a role to play in this.

#6
not_toxic_at_all
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this is absolutely normal lmao

#7
bandwagondestroyer
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not_toxic_at_all [#6]

this is absolutely normal lmao

widespread≠normal, it shouldnt be :(

#8
shrado
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bandwagondestroyer [#5]

on a different note, porn being available widespread definitely has a role to play in this.

if only women were harassing me constantly, the dream 🤤

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