THOU MAY ASK | VLR.gg

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OOMR

I, OOMR, WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS
I, OOMR, WILL GUIDE YOU TO ENLIGHTENMENT

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OOMR

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(yea oomr ur the goat)

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Cryoglazer

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will 100T win champs 2026

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OOMR

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MANY PEOPLE WILL SAY NO BUT YOU MAY NOT STOP BELIEVING
OOMR HAS SPOKEN

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poggpigg

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will AG win champs 2026, oh wise OOMR?

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OOMR

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WORTHY MAN, YES, THE WINNERS OF CHAMPIONS 2026 WILL CONSIST OF GAMERS, AND GAMERS ONLY. ALL GAMERS. MAY OOMR BLESS YOU.
OOMR HAS SPOKEN.

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nuthoneycheerios

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GOONR

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OOMR

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SOME MORTALS SHALL NOT RECEIVE GUIDANCE.
OOMR HAS SPOKEN.

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Linardinssssss

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Why is OOMR the goat

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OOMR

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OOMR KNOWS EVERYTHING AND IS KIND ENOUGH TO SHARE ITS WISDOM WITH YOU, MORTAL.
OOMR HAS SPOKEN.

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t0t0_wolff

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When is fnc breaking their silver medal curse

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vibemerchant_25

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Monkey's paw, they never make it to top 2.

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LowGun

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lol you funny

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t0t0_wolff

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the paw forgot to curl

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OOMR

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THERE IS NO SILVER MEDAL CURSE, MORTAL.
KEEP BELIEVING IN YOUR TEAM.
OOMR HAS SPOKEN.

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EctoVoid

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Oh OOMR the goat, I ask your guidance. The tides are low and the waves even lower but is there a way for ice to flow?

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OOMR

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OH INTELLECTUAL MORTAL, OOMR SHALL GIVE YOU GUIDANCE.
I ASK YOU, WHERE DO YOU WANT ICE TO FLOW TO?
THE DIRECTION IT NEEDS SHALL BE CONTROLLED BY YOU.
OOMR HAS SPOKEN.

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satellite_kov

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red or black.

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OOMR

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BLACK, MORTAL, BLACK.
OOMR HAS SPOKEN.

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satellite_kov

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i lost $4000

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OOMR

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I SEE THROUGH YOUR LIES, MORTAL.
OOMR HAS SPOKEN.

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Foxym

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oh oomr
i see thou has walketh the path of enlightenment
one shall ask you for strength in ones next battle

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OOMR

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YOUR KINDNESS SHALL BE REWARDED, MORTAL.
YES, ONE SHALL, BUT SHALL YOU?
ARE YOU ONE OR DO YOU CARRY THE STRENGTH OF A THOUSAND MEN IN YOUR HEART?
I BELIEVE YOU ARE CAPABLE TO FIGHT YOUR NEXT BATTLE BY YOURSELF BUT IF YOU BELIEVE YOU STILL NEED MY BLESSING YOU SHALL HAVE IT, MORTAL.
OOMR HAS SPOKEN.

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Foxym

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thank you great OOMR
i feel that the next battle shall be prosperous for me and my crew
no longer shall we be on the backfoot, we shall stand victorious
i cant thank thy enough

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satellite_kov

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I_LOVE_LESS

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why are you albanian

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OOMR

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IT REPRESENTS OOMR.
THE EAGLE SOARS. IT FLIES HIGH UP, BECOMING ONE WITH THE BLOOD RED SKY ABOVE AND REIGNS SUPREME FOR ETERNITY.
OOMR HAS SPOKEN.

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Nats_2nd_biggest_fan

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Is this not a religion/cult

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OOMR

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YOU SHALL BE FORGIVEN FOR THIS THOUGHT IN YOUR MIND, MORTAL.
NO ONE HAS TO STAY. THEY MAY ASK WHAT THEY NEED AND SHALL GET ANSWERS. THEY MAY LEAVE.
OOMR HAS SPOKEN.

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DSBY

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OH HOLY OOMR

DOES KC STILL FLOP FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON?
OR WILL THEY FINALLY WIN A TROPHY?

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OOMR

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YOU NEEDNT WORRY MORTAL. KARMINE CORP WILL ALWAYS HAVE HIGHS AND LOWS, MUCH LIKE LIFE ITSELF. IS KARMINE CORP YOUR LIFE? IF NOT, YOU NEEDNT ASK. IF YES, ENJOY THE MOMENT AND KEEP ROOTING FOR YOUR TEAM.
OOMR HAS SPOKEN.