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how to find valorant girlfriend

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Danny

hello friends this thread may sound like bait but I am about 25% serious

I have noticed that in my last 4/5 games that I have played where a girl was on my team, I was either team or match MVP

I don't simp or notice myself trying harder, but I naturally play better with an e-girl on my team

I think that the key to my success in valorant is finding a girl gamer pocket sage to grind ranked with

anyone know where to find one?

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Sem1-
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I have a nice bussy

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koenigDACH
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there are 3 tactics and i am to egoistic to share them tbh but lets do it.

  1. get hard carry
  2. NEVER SIMP, if u simp they will ghost you
  3. have some charizma like me

ofc u should be minimum immortal

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Danny
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koenigDACH [#3]

there are 3 tactics and i am to egoistic to share them tbh but lets do it.

  1. get hard carry
  2. NEVER SIMP, if u simp they will ghost you
  3. have some charizma like me

ofc u should be minimum immortal

how am I supposed to hit immortal without girl gamer to boost my performance :(

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yaiima0
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I get random egirls adding me when I play with them, so just be yourself and don’t be weird lol

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koenigDACH
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yaiima0 [#5]

I get random egirls adding me when I play with them, so just be yourself and don’t be weird lol

valorant mfs trying not to be weird is impossible

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buldO
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Danny [#4]

how am I supposed to hit immortal without girl gamer to boost my performance :(

who need girls, get an eboy, radiant guaranteed

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CalypsoGHC
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degenerate

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fadezis
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<valorant player
<natural
bro, forget about a succes in this game

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WONDERWEISS
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Add Teamname LFEGF

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PlatOverlord
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Dude, if you meet girls in ur games you are in low ranks, just play dm instead of testing this idiotic theory, it will improve your gameplay way more.

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Danny
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PlatOverlord [#11]

Dude, if you meet girls in ur games you are in low ranks, just play dm instead of testing this idiotic theory, it will improve your gameplay way more.

Deathmatch sucks in valorant

I don’t want to wait 5 seconds to respawn because some bot sat in a corner with a judge listening to footsteps

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Danny
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CalypsoGHC [#8]

degenerate

Incel

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CalypsoGHC
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Danny [#13]

Incel

How?
You make a stupid thread I respond in a stupid way

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r0z
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@Bait_Detector

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Danny
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CalypsoGHC [#14]

How?
You make a stupid thread I respond in a stupid way

you make a stupid comment i respond in a stupid way

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CalypsoGHC
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Danny [#16]

you make a stupid comment i respond in a stupid way

hello friends this thread may sound like bait but I am about 25% serious

I have noticed that in my last 4/5 games that I have played where a girl was on my team, I was either team or match MVP

I don't simp or notice myself trying harder, but I naturally play better with an e-girl on my team

I think that the key to my success in valorant is finding a girl gamer pocket sage to grind ranked with

anyone know where to find one?
Didn't you cringe when you wrote this

#18
Netero
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idk what region you're in but in NA unrated is basically Tinder

#19
alice_
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i used to be my bf's poket sage until i started playing controllers and sentinels :(

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feelsbadboaster
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Sem1- [#2]

I have a nice bussy

Pics or fake 🤔

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