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Are there any Sugondese Valorant pros?

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Tarunrox_0302

I hope so.

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guyphoe
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sugondese nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu--

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Dest1ny
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Me :)

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Hidden_Name
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Yes, there is one team named Sugondese balls

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queueK
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Mind Goblin esports is an all sugondese team. Their best player, Gargolon, is insane!!!

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makoidk
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ah, i heard they were in talks with Fnatic to sign Doma as well

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hekzy
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what is sugondese?

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Hidden_Name
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Sugondese balls

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Refers to things coming from the Sugondese Autonomous Region (aka The Federation of Sugondis) of Western China, near the borders of Afghanistan and Pakistan. Since the Sugondese language and culture are distinct from others in China and the Middle East, the region was given autonomy in 1981. During its recovery from Mao Zedong's Great Leap Forward, the Sugondese Region experienced a period of prosperity and readopted their traditional religion of Bofaism. In modern times, the Sugondese Region's economy is quite small, but remains stable due to the widespread cultivation and export of various tree nuts, which accounts for around 96% of the region's income. Tree nuts are very common in Sugondese cuisine, as they have been a staple food source there for millenia. Recently, the Sugondese people have become the subject of crude jokes and memes on the internet, which some theorize were started by the Sugondese government to boost tourism. Whether or not this conspiracy theory is true is not known; what is known is that it's funny as fuck.

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hekzy
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thank you sir, very informative

#11
queueK
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This is not only accurate but very detailed. A peek into the daily life of a Ballsack (the colloquial term used to refer to a Sugondese person).

Hopefully Lieutenant General Sameer Dni'Ym will bring the ongoing coup d'eez nuts to success. For a better future, Sugma Ligma!

P.S. Sugma Ligma is the national pledge.

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