come

chicken nuggets or chicken tenders

ketchup or ranch

this is the most american post ever

tendies

both suck gimme barbeque sauce or honey mustard

Chetan “Chet” Singh once remarked to Malkolm “Bonkar” Rench that he should enjoy his chicken nugget salary that he will be paid on NRG Esports’ professional valorant team as their head coach. Hence the only logical answer is chicken nuggets with ranch

tendies and ketchup so i can suck the condiment off and then leave the tendy untouched for 493 hours and then come back to eat it after it lies in its lonely takeout container in the fridge :)

american ahhh post