TOP 4 COPY PASTAS FOR CHAMPIONS

1. I was going on a nice walk in the afternoon, when out of nowhere, it started raining bullets. I asked one of the local residents what was going on and they said: "It's Zombs practicing his aim” . I had to go back inside immediately. Shame on you Zombs for ruining my day
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2. I was on a date with my girlfriend. She seemed off. I asked her what was wrong, and she replied “Our relationship is Sentinels”

I burst into tears, our relationship was finished
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3. I was at my school taking an exam and there was a question that left me wondering.

Who is smaller?

A) The atom
B) Sentinels

I marked that it was the Atom and it was incorrect, thanks to that I did not get the maximum score, what a shame Sentinels...
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4. I was writing an exam. My teacher told us we can leave the class when we are finished. Suddenly, just after the exam started, I saw a fraud silently leaving. I asked who it is. She said, “That’s TenZ he’s already finished, that's why he's leaving."

well my old heat copypasta is really good here since VK vs acend

sure, you can say cned is a good jett player (also a baiter), but he isn't jett. Heat lives his life as jett, he is jett, he only plays jett, he cosplay as jett to play jett, he memorized all jett lines, imagine playing only jett since day 1 of your career omg heat is gonna show up as jett in berlin good luck cned

contenders

Wait, these are PROFESSIONAL valorant players? I'm better than all of them and I'm in bronze. I purposely empty my vandal clip down to 1 bullet because I kill all my opponents with 1 tap ease. Tenz looks like he could use some lessons from me directly. I'm bronze by the way.

EU also known as "Easily Upset" is the most overhyped region at Masters 2. Since they gave up on winning the event, they are investing in speedruns. They are current world record holders in fastest map lost and Airport Any %

What the hell are both of these teams doing? I'm in bronze and I could compete better than all of the players in this tournament. I can't believe I'm being held back by my teammates this bad. Any orgs feel free to DM me.

[INSERT TEAM NAME] is fantastic, they just need to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, eco management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, spray, skills use, control and getting kills

I hecking love SEN TenZ, I watch him changing crosshairs everyday and use them in valorant games.
I do go 10-23 in my games but i still believe his crosshairs give me aimbot.
Every kill i get is because of SEN TenZ's crosshair.

On December 9th 2021, Cloud9 gave their playoffs spot to BBG after a historic group run, 13-0ing every team in their way. We interviewed 1Leaf who had this to say “I just think BBG represents true NA Valorant. They are diamonds in the rough, they were there when nobody else was”

As an European it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so fucking free.

Quick reminder that NA is quiet as fuck since cNed destroyed them in berlin and they only won because team hold cNed back. Quick reminder that Gold2 destroyed your Sentinels Superstar Team. Quick reminder that Gambit destroyed everyone of you. Quick reminder that you are all quiet since overrated NA onliner TenZ did nothing. Only NA GOATS are yay, aleksandar, crashies.

All trash except for number 2 maybe

Tenjzir “Tenz” Rajesh is an Indian Valorant professional player playing for Sentinels, an electrical sports (E-sport) organization located in Delhi, India. He is known for his offline performance one tapping bots and his best map is The Range

Recently, the 100 Thieves organization was holding a competition on who could best rob the local bank. First up was a contestant known as “yay”. He dashed into the bank, grabbed the money, and updrafted out before anyone could even blink. Second was Boaster. Thanks to his careful planning, he was able to get into the bank without raising any suspicions and made a clean and calculated escape. Finally there was a group of 5 men who went by the name “Gambit Esports”. But instead of robbing the bank, they simply walked around in circles outside of it with their guns in plain sight. When a bystander asked what was happening, they simply replied “we’re playing a slow default.” Needless to say, the police were not amused and these 5 were never heard from again.

I was walking on the streets and suddenly I saw all the Liquid players soaked wet on such a hot and sunny day. I went near them and asked why they are wet when it was not raining. They replied, "We are so washed that not even the sun could dry us." I felt sorry for them and gave them my handkerchief and walked away.

all stolen from football twitter holy cringe

Lost all respect for sentinels!!!

The glory and the hype got their heads after winning in Iceland and these guys think like they are 90s Bulls or something.... I've seen the sushi receipt from zombs paying $3500 for a dinner like he's gonna be making this much money when he gets replaced from the roster next year. Shazam dying his hair like he's 17 years old and not 30 so he can hang out with all the cool kids. Dapr is texting and talking to a majority of female NA valorant streamers instead of aimlabing while tenZ is in canada most of the time worried about cooking streams with his girlfriend. The only guy that seems to be grinding enough is SicK and this is why sentinels will get exposed during champions. And when they fail, they will blame it on the new coach and probably cut the poor guy because "it's just not their style".

thatanos11 #1 SEN hater , all these copypastas are sen wtf LOL

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Best one, no debates allowed

It's I
I cannot any more hide
Sentinels is my pride
Redemption arc or I do ......
I the groom, dapr my bride
SicK will always be my side
Rawkus will guide, ShahZam decide
Zombs is the anchor we provide
Tenz do wee woo and opponents died
Sentinels is my pride
I cannot any more hide
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I was home alone in my home yesterday. Suddenly a robber broke in . He had some knives with him too. I was afraid. Thank God it was "player_name". He whiffed them all.

Hey Gambit Esports, my son is a huge fan of yours. Anyway over the past few days of watching you play this game hes got much better at playing baseball (he plays in the 11-13 year old division). I just wanted to stop by and thank you for teaching him how to throw so well

Ive played against him in ranked, but obv thats not the same thing. I think if there was no post plant, no judge, and no OP metas to abuse and the game properly balanced, he wouldnt be any sort of special IGL at all, open to being wrong on this one

Why SEN lost?
because of the 30 minute break, tenz lost his momentum, his sens, his chair position, his mouse wire position, his monitor position, his table position, his keybinds, his fps, his pc's temperature, his room's air humidity, his arm position, his armrest position, his keyboard position, and his ethernet cable position, and his mousepad position.

Adil “Scream” Rashid is a British Valorant professional player playing for LIQUID, an electrical sports (E-sport) organization located in London, Britain. He is known for his one taps and googly.

Sentinels Overrated
Gambit outdated
Liquid Degraded
Long have we awaited
Team Secret Activated PogChamp

How blatant can Valve be? Seriously? So instead of the spike they have something called a "bomb"? Instead of abilities they have "nades mollies and smokes". Instead of agents it's terrorists and counter-terrorists? What is this the 1970s? It's almost as if they copied but halfway through they got lazy and just released the game. Valve should be ashamed of themselves. I guess imitation is the best form of flattery, Riot is so kind to not come after Valve legally. Blatant rip off of Valorant this game is.

ACEND GAME PAUSE HACK? 垃圾队哈哈 INSTA WINNING EVERY TEAMFIGHT? 简单的游戏 BUG ABUSE 北美更好 [CNED PAUSE DIFF?!] GAMEBREAKING MECHANICS EVERYWHERE? 输给韩国 EU WINSTREAK BERLIN EXPLOIT 小组赛失利 [TURBOBOOST ILLEGAL]

It's official. I have withdrawn my EMEA residency. I've had ENOUGH with teams FAILING to get work done. I am now a North American. I will speak American. I will communicate in American.

My dad beats me FeelsBadMan
My mom beats me FeelsBadMan
My brother beats me FeelsBadMan
My sister beats me FeelsBadMan
At least I feel safe with EU, because they can't beat anyone FeelsOkayMan

Bro the Copy Pastas with EU na pros having Indian names are the best 🤣

the score is tied 2-2. Team Liquid just 13-0’d Coud9 Blue on ascent. everyone’s mental is down, but they need to come alive for the last map, which is fracture. vanity starts to remember that there is no post plant, no judge, and no OP metas to abuse and the game properly balanced, so he wouldnt be any sort of special IGL at all. he’s gotta step it up. he drinks some Coconut Water™ and begins to wrack the edges of his brain to come up with an insane comp for fracture. then—it comes to him. he loads into fracture and instalocks reyna, telling mitch to play jett and xeppaa to play raze while leaf is on breach and xeta on viper. he gives the team a motivational speech and then drops 62 kills in a close 19-17 fracture map and goes down as the finals MVP.