I hope this letter finds you in good health and high spirits. As you celebrate one year of not beating an NA team, I wanted to take a moment to extend my warmest congratulations to you on being completely fucking dogshit. It is truly inspiring to see how trash you are. Your failure serves as a beacon of hope for other teams as they remind themselves “at least I am not as bad as 100T”. Once again, congratulations on one year of being shit, and many more years of being horrendous.
Warmest regards,
Ballsamolee