Recently, the 100 Thieves organization was holding a competition on who could best rob the local bank. First up was a contestant known as “yay”. He dashed into the bank, grabbed the money, and updrafted out before anyone could even blink. Second was Boaster. Thanks to his careful planning, he was able to get into the bank without raising any suspicions and made a clean and calculated escape. Finally there was a group of 5 men who went by the name “Gambit Esports”. But instead of robbing the bank, they simply walked around in circles outside of it with their guns in plain sight. When a bystander asked what was happening, they simply replied “we’re playing a slow default.” Needless to say, the police were not amused and these 5 were never heard from again.