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Simp4S0m [#3]He keeping it secret so the brazilians don’t leak the vods
secret bronzil tech revealed 💀
edit: from the downvotes, it seems like i hurted many of the brazilians here and hereby, i am sorry for doing so 🙏
Er3ngenes1s [#4]secret bronzil tech revealed 💀
edit: from the downvotes, it seems like i hurted many of the brazilians here and hereby, i am sorry for doing so 🙏
ayo not our fault singap0re has no tech and no trophies😹😹😹😹🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼
anyth1ng [#5]ayo not our fault singap0re has no tech and no trophies😹😹😹😹🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼
didnt even point out but sure Bronzil are busy drinking stagnated water from their slum colonies so no comments about that 🗿 👍
Er3ngenes1s [#6]didnt even point out but sure Bronzil are busy drinking stagnated water from their slum colonies so no comments about that 🗿 👍
bitch we have more clean water rivers than yall mfs have of land😹😹😹😹😹🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼
edit: also the only stagnated thing is apacs trophies since 2020
Er3ngenes1s [#6]didnt even point out but sure Bronzil are busy drinking stagnated water from their slum colonies so no comments about that 🗿 👍
Singaporeans talking about hygiene is actually comical.
0fcuZ [#8]Singaporeans talking about hygiene is actually comical.
they are much cleaner than brazil
Zerphyr1 [#9]they are much cleaner than brazil
I see, that you never actually been in Singapore. 😂😂
0fcuZ [#10]I see, that you never actually been in Singapore. 😂😂
I have. I've been to Singapore 3 times
I'm not sure how you get this idea that the water is dirty and not clean
Zerphyr1 [#9]they are much cleaner than brazil
brazillians average atleast 3 showers a day. cultural thing we clean as fuck
anyth1ng [#12]brazillians average atleast 3 showers a day. cultural thing we clean as fuck
I'm talking about the water quality and not the actual people.
Sorry for confusion
Er3ngenes1s [#6]didnt even point out but sure Bronzil are busy drinking stagnated water from their slum colonies so no comments about that 🗿 👍
Bro, in my city there's a lake bigger than your country, and I'm not even kidding 💀
0fcuZ [#8]Singaporeans talking about hygiene is actually comical.
i think singapore is cleaner than brazil in trash aspect, but not in clean water for sure
lxd1o_o [#15]i think singapore is cleaner than brazil in trash aspect, but not in clean water for sure
Brazils water quality is 46.2 out of 100
Singapores water quality is 93.3 out of 100
https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/water-quality-by-country
0fcuZ [#8]Singaporeans talking about hygiene is actually comical.
??? didnt know bronzilians have no newspaper media or stuff like that but thanks for letting me know 😀 👍 https://htschool.hindustantimes.com/editorsdesk/knowledge-vine/why-is-singapore-one-of-the-cleanest-cities-of-the-world
https://www.quora.com/Is-Singapore-the-cleanest-country-in-the-world
https://www.airswift.com/blog/singapore-innovation-hub#:~:text=Its%20population%20is%20among%20the,to%20become%20a%20Smart%20Nation.
hunkkz [#14]Bro, in my city there's a lake bigger than your country, and I'm not even kidding 💀
The smallest river in the amazon is already 5x Singapore size
ionlyHave1Zuni [#18]The smallest river in the amazon is already 5x Singapore size
you know what else brazillians have that is 5x singaporeans size?
ionlyHave1Zuni [#22]Who tf invited dis botralian to the conversarion👉🥒🥒🥒
Who tf invited dis botralian to the conversarion👉🥒🥒🥒
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
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