choose your favorite dfm

Desperately Falling Matches
Dramatically Fumbling Mastery
Doubtfully Finishing Matches
Dismally Fading Momentum
Definitely Facing Misfortune
Deliberately Flunking Matches
Daringly Flawed Maneuvers
Dizzily Failing Miserably
Disastrously Fading Morale
Doomed From the Matchstart

Definitely Facing Misfortune

Dismally Fading Momentum is a clever one.

Perfectly describes their org’s rep in Japan.

Dogshit Fucking Mud

doggystyle fuck me