Sources: Yay Depressed In Hotel Room

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Nachtel

According to a trusted anonymous source, Jaccob "Yay" Whiteaker was spotted last night, at his hotel room in Seoul, crying.

To his side, there was reportedly several bottles of whiskey and, among them, worn-down picture frames with photos of his former teammates on OpTic Gaming, the roster that had notably won Masters Reykjavik last year.

Our source claims: "He wasn't wailing by any means. If anything, he was crying pretty quietly actually. Every now and then, I would hear him snivel and mutter, in a weak voice, 'What went wrong... Pujan-san?'"

Our source then claims that as as he said this, he would see Yay repeatedly trace his fingers across the face of Pujan "FNS" Mehta on one particular picture frame

Pujan "FNS" Mehta is the former IGL of the previously-mentioned OpTic Gaming roster that Jaccob "Yay" Whiteaker was a part of. He is credited, alongside Head Coach Chet "chet" Singh as the mastermind behind the team's many successful runs in 2022. With the introduction of the Riot Partnership system in early 2023, the entire team was tragically split and picked apart by several different orgs. Yay would get signed by Cloud9 while FNS would group up with former OpTic gaming players Austin "crashies" Roberts and Victor "Victor" Wong at NRG Esports

After a while of repeated crying, Yay apparently added to his mutterings, but could not be heard over the sound of his room door opening. Spotted at the doorframe, although there is no secondary confirmation of this, was supposedly former PRX player Benkai, in a maid dress.

Our source wanted to get the full scoop, but they unfortunately had to withdraw following multiple close-calls with getting discovered (as a result of several coughing fits). As of the time of writing, they are are currently being treated at an undisclosed hospital for asbestos exposure.

We will update you with any further developments to this story.

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i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

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Teacher: Class, spell hot, goat, sexy, and pookie

Everyone except me: H-O-T, G-O-A-T, S-E-X-Y, P-O-O-K-I-E

Me asf: That's wrong! It's J-A-C-C-O-B W-H-I-T-E-A-K-E-R

Jaccob "The goat, The hottest, The best, The hall of famer, My pookie bear, My pumpkin pie, My Delicious Snack, My idol, My Cutie Patootie, My Honeybunch, yay" Whiteaker: I swear to god these incels be trippin' dawg.

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Teacher: Class, spell hot, goat, sexy, and pookie

Everyone except me: H-O-T, G-O-A-T, S-E-X-Y, P-O-O-K-I-E

Me asf: That's wrong! It's J-A-C-C-O-B W-H-I-T-E-A-K-E-R

Jaccob "The goat, The hottest, The best, The hall of famer, My pookie bear, My pumpkin pie, My Delicious Snack, My idol, My Cutie Patootie, My Honeybunch, yay" Whiteaker: I swear to god these incels be trippin' dawg.

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"Welcome home yay-sama, would you like your dinner? Your bath? Or perhaps.... Me? D-don't just stand there! It's embarrassing for me too!" Benkai said. "Silly pumpkin pie, you know I would choose you and Valorant. Besides, I think I need support, no? :)" yay replied. The two went on with their night like they usually do; however, in the corner of the street a big boy watches them from their window, and it was Ardiis. He seems to be depressed as he slowly mutters the words "Bro, I miss him bro, I miss wearing the same maid outfit for him bro, bro, yay... What happened to us bro?" Ardiis said. He watches the couple till sunrise and he left after his jealousy and regret got the best of him.