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I just had my worst experience ever

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Stratum7

I was taking a shit, and everyone knows shitting is everyone’s most defenceless moment. And in the middle of the process, a cockroach that was as big as half of my foot just started walking towards me, and I was so nervous that I speedran completing the process, wiping out my a** in 1,5 seconds with my plat reflexes, then I left the bathroom, and the cockroach was literally 10-20 cm away from attacking my foot. What is you worst experience in your life?

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dignityx3
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LOL

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HaSanity
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yh thank god i don't live in a developing country

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dota2_enjoyer
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A typical day in turkey

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Zaynio
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1.5 seconds? You sure you clean?

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Stratum7
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HaSanity [#3]

yh thank god i don't live in a developing country

It was in Bodrum which is one of the best places to visit in the world and it was in a hotel, we dont have these in Istanbul lol

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Stratum7
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I didnt say Im clean

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Zaynio [#5]

1.5 seconds? You sure you clean?

I didnt say Im clean

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GetsystheGr8
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When I got rejected in 8th grade

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Sunot
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Same experience, I can feel the cockroach feelers on my toe for awhile. He must have been sucking it or something. I escaped the room with lightning speed. Thankfully, I live to fight another day

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gutszeraa
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i had this same experience but with a spider

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Stratum7
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Sunot [#10]

Same experience, I can feel the cockroach feelers on my toe for awhile. He must have been sucking it or something. I escaped the room with lightning speed. Thankfully, I live to fight another day

Wow that sounds really bad, it looks like I was lucky about not touching it

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gutszeraa [#11]

i had this same experience but with a spider

move out

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HaSanity [#3]

yh thank god i don't live in a developing country

lmao urs is after the EUROS LMAOOO

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FireII
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i was sitting in my basement back when i lived in arizona and a whole fucking colony of cockroaches came out of nowhere and swarmed me

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FireII [#15]

i was sitting in my basement back when i lived in arizona and a whole fucking colony of cockroaches came out of nowhere and swarmed me

Damn that sounds hot

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Same thing happened to me when I came out of the shower right after beating it

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FireII
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ChupappiWardell [#17]

Same thing happened to me when I came out of the shower right after beating it

u were doing it to wardell's stream probably ...

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turkey
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i had some massive diarrhea and you know how you explosively fart and a bunch of it just comes pouring out? that happened and the guys in the stalls next to me started dying laughing

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FireII [#18]

u were doing it to wardell's stream probably ...

watchu mean i came the hardest to one of wardell’s stream vods

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w1nT3r
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So you watched the MoistCritical video

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Stratum7
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w1nT3r [#21]

So you watched the MoistCritical video

The funny part is, yes I watched it few hours ago.

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Stratum7 [#22]

The funny part is, yes I watched it few hours ago.

Lmao

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PersonHere
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I have an irrational fear of bugs, like a really big fear, so when Like 3 spiders were on the bathroom floor when I was in the shower.... You can guess what happened

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dignityx3
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turkey [#19]

i had some massive diarrhea and you know how you explosively fart and a bunch of it just comes pouring out? that happened and the guys in the stalls next to me started dying laughing

LMFAO

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ChupappiWardell
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FireII [#18]

u were doing it to wardell's stream probably ...

damn how did you know

#27
EndOfWorld
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there was this moment my gf came back home earlier when i had a threesome with my neighbours

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DELUSIONAL_NUKKYE_FAN
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blicey [#14]

lmao urs is after the EUROS LMAOOO

true, although the uk has always been a shithole

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schlong
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i farted in the middle of a lockdown drill 😅

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DELUSIONAL_NUKKYE_FAN [#28]

true, although the uk has always been a shithole

ofc

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HaSanity [#3]

yh thank god i don't live in a developing country

they must have slaughtered the bugs in your country

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