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the truth of champs 2023

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Nilonesia

The truth is, champs 2023 was a canon event ruined because of Marved wanting to major in Computer Science.
If marved never screwed up by leaving optic, this would be the truth of what would happen.

Sentinels with the og roster except sick replaced with zekken won flawlessly in LCQ, zombs came back because he lost all his money by gambling on Optic winning against Loud.
Sentinels goes through champions in place of Kru, they dominate PRX and crush EDG.
Sentinels loses first match to Fnatic in an embarassing 2-13 on haven and 0-13 on bind, first of its kind.
Shamed, down, and hopeless in the locker room.
Shahzam gives the team a pep talk never before seen.
"NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT?" he screams,
"NEVER GIVE UP", the rest of the team chants.
Sentinels goes on a flawless lower bracket run, going through FUT, LOUD, EG, and PRX.
Finally the last game, they have to beat Fnatic to stop the reigning champions from growing a generation of Shownus.
It cannot happen, a generation of Shownus rising would mean the end of sites like vlr.

The first map, Bind, was a tough map that Fnatic was strong in. Sentinels would be crushed in a dominating 13-7 after gigachad boaster pulls out a new 6 duelist strategy, shocking the world.
The second map, would be Ascent. Fnatic would bury Sentinels down in a staggering 13-1.
The third map, would be Sentinels' demons. Split, the map that no one had forgotten about ever since the Kru incident.
Fnatic would destroy Sentinels, they were down 0-12. Fnatic looked unstoppable on attack, boaster dropped a 60 bomb.
It looked hopeless, doomed, it appeared that Sentinels had no hope to come back at all. At halftime, their coach, babysasuke makes a magnificent speech.

https://www.vlr.gg/254838/yessirskiiii-come (read the first post by CryoZanderDerrekEnjoyer)

The team is filled with a new motivation, there is something inside their heart, in their mind, a new REVIVAL of SOULS.
Sentinels makes a crazy comeback and wins split in a crazy 22-20 bout surprising everyone.
Tenz drops a 90k, getting multi frags every round because he remembers what he's fighting for, he's fighting for his family, his friends, and kyedae.

Next, sentinels faces Fnatic off on lotus, Fnatic's best map. No one believes in Sentinels, but God did! With the power of Dj Khaled within them, Sentinels screams "LIFE IS ROBLOX" and wins astonishingly 13-11 barely on Lotus. It shocks the world, it's a site no one had ever seen. Zombs makes a crazy clutch of his life, no more called the weak link of Sentinels. The roster was on fire throughout the whole match, it was the first team comparable to Fnatic, the invincible juggernaut of this tournament so far.

The final map would be a familiar site for both Haven.
The final map of Reykjavík 2021.
Fnatic had something to prove, that they were better than Sentinels now.
Sentinels needed to stop the immovable freight Train Fnatic had become.
Sentinels would pull out a classic jett, skye, astra, viper, kj comp.
Fnatic would have a mirror comp.

Sentinels would be up 11-3, however a tale as old as Lock-in occured.
Fnatic would quickly tie it up to 12-12.
Overtime would soon amass over the two.
The scoreline would go back and forth, eventually amassing to 30-30.
Tenz and Derke had a combined total of 198 kills, each having 99.
Suddenly on round 61, Tenz would hit the craziest ace in his life, flicking to every single person on Fnatic all on Haven c bombsite within a second.
His domain expansion had activated, truly.
On round 62, boaster would pull out his final trick up his sleeve.
The Boaster special "Tiktok dance" would wipe out everyone, exploding everyone on sentinels with the full force of Boaster's ass except for Tenz.
With the power of friendship, determination, and kyedae in the back of his mind, Tenz would slowly make his way around the map.

1 minute 30 seconds is all Tenz had. Tenz knew that if he didn't win this clutch, Fnatic would surely win, Sentinels was out of strategy, and Fnatic had better aim.
This was go time.

Chronicle
Tenz would face Chronicle off quickly in C garage. It was a short interaction, Tenz would peak out from attacker side doors and shoot chronicle who was holding it.
Despite the short interaction, Chronicle getting picked off would be major, every player on this Fnatic roster could kill Tenz instantly. If Chronicle was 1 ms faster Tenz would've died.
The rest of the team would be aware of this, and would stack two on eachother.

Derke + Leo
Not an easy duo to face at all, they were holding a crossfire on the entrance to C bombsite.
Derke, for no reason, suddenly had to sneeze - Tenz with pure intuition wide swung Leo and picked him off as Leo was about to flash.
Derke, now back, would fire 5 vandal bullets at Tenz's head, but all 5 bullets would deflect off of Tenz, he had reached ultra instinct, it was over. Not even Derke could now win in a 1v1 against Tenz. Tenz would throw the massive weight of 5 knives in Derke's head, barely stopping him, but enough to take down Derke.

Alfajer
Alfajer would quickly run to C to help out Derke, or so he thought.
He was faced in a 1v1 situation with Tenz, but being the only other person in Valorant history to have the UI bullet deflection skill, they would have to fight close combat.
Alfajer pulled out the OG Prime axe, a strong, formidable weapon.
Tenz would pull out an Oni Katana.
They would clash at eachother, causing catastrophic explosions.
Alfajer would strike 3x pulling out a rouge lineage owl strike shinobi combo, Tenz would quickly parry it and then strike down Alfajer, breaking his right arm.
But Alfajer was not out of the fight yet, he would throw an underhand axe hit and blind Tenz.
Alfajer thought he had won, but he was wrong, Tenz had mastered observation Haki, he would quickly strike Alfajer in the back when he didn't expect it.
Alfajer had only lost due to his inexperience and age, he would surely become the greatest player in the world with enough time.

Boaster
This was the final boss.
Boaster stood across C site from Tenz, remembering the flash that mistic threw in 2021, he knew this time was different.
This time they wouldn't lose to a silly mistake, this time there would be no "EU Flash"
Boaster powered himself up, his arms becoming each 7 inches think, he looked like Ronnie Coleman for a moment.
He lunged at Tenz.
Tenz only with his katana had no choice, he clashed with Boaster - but the katana shattered instantly...
Boaster pounded Tenz to the ground, he would smash his head repeatedly against the ground, and punch him 300 times with attacks stronger than Saitama fighting Cosmic Garou.
But just then Tenz remembered the words of the KING of ALL.
"NEVER BACK DOWN, NEVER GIVE UP"
"FOR THE MEME, THE STREAM, AND THE EHHHH TEAM"
he remembered his friends.
he stood up, empowered, soon equally Boasters size.
They would clash, fist upon fist, leg kick around leg kick.
Boaster pulled out his comically large bat, and Tenz pulled out a greatsword.
With techniques not even comparable to gaia ultras ganking freshies, Tenz would strike quickly and kick boaster to the floor.
On the ground, barely alive, looking at a tattered almost dead Tenz, boaster muttered "EU Flash?"
Just then, Tenz pulled out a skye flash from his pocket, and popped it.

Fnatic would be back…

Sentinels had started a new era, a new era dominated by two kings.

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mrGoudas
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i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

#3
Nilonesia
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mrGoudas [#2]

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

story about nrg next fr

#4
mrGoudas
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Nilonesia [#3]

story about nrg next fr

I think its time to write another novel fr

#5
Nilonesia
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mrGoudas [#4]

I think its time to write another novel fr

we need more worthwhile stories here

#6
Yistyy
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Summarize in 2 sentences pls

#7
bucketz
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amazing

#8
Nilonesia
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Yistyy [#6]

Summarize in 2 sentences pls

sentinels should've been here
blame marved cs major

#9
zidmz
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Yistyy [#6]

Summarize in 2 sentences pls

OG sentinels -sick +zekken. TenZ beats boaster to take home champs 2023 trophy

#10
aTastyCook1e
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mrGoudas [#2]

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser

#11
Nilonesia
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bucketz [#7]

amazing

ty

#12
realvizierr
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whoever wrote all of this needs to go outside

#13
paci0
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I read allat

#14
Nilonesia
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realvizierr [#12]

whoever wrote all of this needs to go outside

im in the middle of writing a speech for my extracurricular so i decided to take a break by writing this lol

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Nilonesia
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paci0 [#13]

I read allat

thank you for your kindness

#16
FrostTree187
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not bad, too many single lines - kind of hard to read.

#17
Dybala21
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Go touch some grass dude, you've spent too much time here

#18
Nilonesia
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Dybala21 [#17]

Go touch some grass dude, you've spent too much time here

trollge only took like 3 mins

#19
pitchfork
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allat

#20
Nrg_Finesse_
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Allat , explain it to me in 2 lines please

#21
polystove
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Nrg_Finesse_ [#20]

Allat , explain it to me in 2 lines please

sentinels

#22
koromast
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100% chat gpted text

#23
TheAqif
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The truth is, champs 2023 was a canon event ruined because of Marved wanting to major in Computer Science.
If marved never screwed up by leaving optic, this would be the truth of what would happen.

Sentinels with the og roster except sick replaced with zekken won flawlessly in LCQ, zombs came back because he lost all his money by gambling on Optic winning against Loud.
Sentinels goes through champions in place of Kru, they dominate PRX and crush EDG.
Sentinels loses first match to Fnatic in an embarassing 2-13 on haven and 0-13 on bind, first of its kind.
Shamed, down, and hopeless in the locker room.
Shahzam gives the team a pep talk never before seen.
"NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT?" he screams,
"NEVER GIVE UP", the rest of the team chants.
Sentinels goes on a flawless lower bracket run, going through FUT, LOUD, EDG, and PRX.
Finally the last game, they have to beat Fnatic to stop the reigning champions from growing a generation of Shownus.
It cannot happen, a generation of Shownus rising would mean the end of sites like vlr.

The first map, Bind, was a tough map that Fnatic was strong in. Sentinels would be crushed in a dominating 13-7 after gigachad boaster pulls out a new 6 duelist strategy, shocking the world.
The second map, would be Ascent. Fnatic would bury Sentinels down in a staggering 13-1.
The third map, would be Sentinels' demons. Split, the map that no one had forgotten about ever since the Kru incident.
Fnatic would destroy Sentinels, they were down 0-12. Fnatic looked unstoppable on attack, boaster dropped a 62 bomb.
It looked hopeless, doomed, it appeared that Sentinels had no hope to come back at all. At halftime, their coach, babysasuke makes a magnificent speech.

https://www.vlr.gg/254838/yessirskiiii-come (read the first post by CryoZanderDerrekEnjoyer)

The team is filled with a new motivation, there is something inside their heart, in their mind, a new REVIVAL of SOULS.
Sentinels makes a crazy comeback and wins split in a crazy 22-20 bout surprising everyone.
Tenz drops a 90k, getting multi frags every round because he remembers what he's fighting for, he's fighting for his family, his friends, and kyedae.

Next, sentinels faces Fnatic off on lotus, Fnatic's best map. No one believes in Sentinels, but God did! With the power of Dj Khaled within them, Sentinels screams "LIFE IS ROBLOX" and wins astonishingly 13-11 barely on Lotus. It shocks the world, it's a site no one had ever seen. Zombs makes a crazy clutch of his life, no more called the weak link of Sentinels. The roster was on fire throughout the whole match, it was the first team comparable to Fnatic, the invincible juggernaut of this tournament so far.

The final map would be a familiar site for both Haven.
The final map of Reykjavík 2021.
Fnatic had something to prove, that they were better than Sentinels now.
Sentinels needed to stop the immovable freight Train Fnatic had become.
Sentinels would pull out a classic jett, skye, astra, viper, kj comp.
Fnatic would have a mirror comp.

Sentinels would be up 11-3, however a tale as old as Lock-in occured.
Fnatic would quickly tie it up to 12-12.
Overtime would soon amass over the two.
The scoreline would go back and forth, eventually amassing to 30-30.
Tenz and Derke had a combined total of 198 kills, each having 99.
Suddenly on round 61, Tenz would hit the craziest ace in his life, flicking to every single person on Fnatic all on Haven c bombsite within a second.
His domain expansion had activated, truly.
On round 62, boaster would pull out his final trick up his sleeve.
The Boaster special "Tiktok dance" would wipe out everyone, exploding everyone on sentinels with the full force of Boaster's ass except for Tenz.
With the power of friendship, determination, and kyedae in the back of his mind, Tenz would slowly make his way around the map.

1 minute 30 seconds is all Tenz had. Tenz knew that if he didn't win this clutch, Fnatic would surely win, Sentinels was out of strategy, and Fnatic had better aim.
This was go time.

Chronicle
Tenz would face Chronicle off quickly in C garage. It was a short interaction, Tenz would peak out from attacker side doors and shoot chronicle who was holding it.
Despite the short interaction, Chronicle getting picked off would be major, every player on this Fnatic roster could kill Tenz instantly. If Chronicle was 1 ms faster Tenz would've died.
The rest of the team would be aware of this, and would stack two on eachother.

Derke + Leo
Not an easy duo to face at all, they were holding a crossfire on the entrance to C bombsite.
Derke, for no reason, suddenly had to sneeze - Tenz with pure intuition wide swung Leo and picked him off as Leo was about to flash.
Derke, now back, would fire 5 vandal bullets at Tenz's head, but all 5 bullets would deflect off of Tenz, he had reached ultra instinct, it was over. Not even Derke could now win in a 1v1 against Tenz. Tenz would throw the massive weight of 5 knives in Derke's head, barely stopping him, but enough to take down Derke.

Alfajer
Alfajer would quickly run to C to help out Derke, or so he thought.
He was faced in a 1v1 situation with Tenz, but being the only other person in Valorant history to have the UI bullet deflection skill, they would have to fight close combat.
Alfajer pulled out the OG Prime axe, a strong, formidable weapon.
Tenz would pull out an Oni Katana.
They would clash at eachother, causing catastrophic explosions.
Alfajer would strike 3x pulling out a rouge lineage owl strike shinobi combo, Tenz would quickly parry it and then strike down Alfajer, breaking his right arm.
But Alfajer was not out of the fight yet, he would throw an underhand axe hit and blind Tenz.
Alfajer thought he had won, but he was wrong, Tenz had mastered observation Haki, he would quickly strike Alfajer in the back when he didn't expect it.
Alfajer had only lost due to his inexperience and age, he would surely become the greatest player in the world with enough time.

Boaster
This was the final boss.
Boaster stood across C site from Tenz, remembering the flash that mistic threw in 2021, he knew this time was different.
This time they wouldn't lose to a silly mistake, this time there would be no "EU Flash"
Boaster powered himself up, his arms becoming each 7 inches think, he looked like Ronnie Coleman for a moment.
He lunged at Tenz.
Tenz only with his katana had no choice, he clashed with Boaster - but the katana shattered instantly...
Boaster pounded Tenz to the ground, he would smash his head repeatedly against the ground, and punch him 300 times with attacks stronger than Saitama fighting Cosmic Garou.
But just then Tenz remembered the words of the KING of ALL.
"NEVER BACK DOWN, NEVER GIVE UP"
"FOR THE MEME, THE STREAM, AND THE EHHHH TEAM"
he remembered his friends.
he stood up, empowered, soon equally Boasters size.
They would clash, fist upon fist, leg kick around leg kick.
Boaster pulled out his comically large bat, and Tenz pulled out a greatsword.
With techniques not even comparable to Abyss walkers ganking freshies, Tenz would strike quickly and kick boaster to the floor.
On the ground, barely alive, looking at a tattered almost dead Tenz, boaster muttered "EU Flash?"
Just then, Tenz pulled out a skye flash from his pocket, and popped it. "No, only Crow from Zeta."

Sentinels had started a new era, a new era dominated by two kings.

#24
kudaliar
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stupid waste of space and time

#25
Frogzay
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why was I invested in this

#26
CoCloudy
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Nilonesia [#8]

sentinels should've been here
blame marved cs major

marved was in a cs major?!?!??!

#27
myaccountwasgone
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Can you write a personal statement for me?

#28
GreyDaze
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Nah fnc are the main characters of this event. Sen ain't gonna steal their thunder

#29
prism_fps
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How can Sentinels beat EDG and PRX in playoffs if they're all in the same bracket and only 2 qualify? a 62 bomb isnt even possible in 12 rounds 60 is max unless you got sage which fnatic dont play on split+

#30
DesPa1R
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mrGoudas [#2]

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

best story I've ever read this deserves a movie

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