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The year is 20JJ

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V0sotros

Everyone plays Jett at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on who starts attack. The Rock Paper Scissors metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches. Humanity has reached its pinnacle. The low tier duelists are living in poverty. It seems nothing can stop the great leader of 20JJ, Charles "Cned" Neddington, and his army, the Jett monks who live in great monasteries where they levitate while TASing Jett with one hand, and winning tournaments with the other. The tournament metagame has gotten to this point where everything is played out to theoretical perfection, so tournament goers play Rock Paper Scissors for attack side start, and that’s the game.

The leaders of the anti-20JJ movement aim to keep 20JJ from coming. These warriors include Leonardo "mwzera" Serrati, Pontus "zyppan" Eek, Wang "Jinggg" Jing Jie, and Peter "Asuna" Mazuryk. They are all fighting to keep the apocalypse at bay, the Jett apocalypse. But their efforts are futile. Their silly Razes, Phoenixes, Yorus, and Reynas are no match for Jett, the only viable Duelist in Valorant. Try as you will, but 20JJ is coming. Or maybe, it’s already here.

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Qwerttyy
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not sure why i just read allat

#3
V0sotros
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20JJ is coming, you have been warned

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abyss369
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jinggg my goat

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kamisavitar
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JuJutsu

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PrinceCharming
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Give jett a frame 1 jump cancel hitbox

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KyLZi
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Chad Melee enjoyer.

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