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Cowboy Bundle: A Story of Addicted Guy

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Simp4S0m

The man was at work in a beautiful Wednesday. This day was just not like any other day. It's Valorant patch day. And the man couldn't wait to play some ranked in a freshly updated Episode. The clock hit 5pm and finally he can rush home. He heated up the food he prepared yesterday specifically for this day. So he can just eat as soon as he gets home without needing to make some. chomp chomp nibble nibble gulp gulp He washed the dishes and went to shower. drop drop splash splash shooosh shoosh and wiped his body with towel. He went to grab some juice from his fridge and opens his pc. "FINALLY AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HYPE!!" He said.
The update was finally finish. He plays some songs and opens Valorant. This broke guy is thinkinh whether to buy the cowboy bundle. He was just staring at it. "It's kinda mid no?" He said to himself. "Ehhh not really, it's a pretty good bundle but I don't think I should be buying this". "I agree, what do I do tho I want that sheriff and marshal" He said. "Ok how about I buy the sheriff and Marshal only? Sounds good?" "For sure!" he answered. "But wait I want those player cards and gun buddy too!" "Well I'd say they are worth it. But if you're gonna buy might as well get the whole bundle" Here comes the dilemma again. "Do I buy it or not" He said. He looked at the phantom and Odin, and finally he is convinced that the bundle is worth it. The man has given up to his compulsive once again. He doesn't have delicious food this month.

THE END

Credit rolls
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio)
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now

#2
1phnxe
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stop making fanfic and go watch s0m

#5
Simp4S0m
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I'm watching him rn. He's so funny ^_^

#6
B1itz
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why is s0m so cute >.<

#3
ying
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I feel like I'm high on acid after reading that

#4
Simp4S0m
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Did you read allat?

#7
PrawnTown
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He is not just one man. He is thousands of men. Boys, really. Unaware of the enlightening smell of lavender on the breeze, ignorant to the opportunity awaiting him on other games. He is hard stuck bronze - and he is me.

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1phnxe
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bronzil

#9
shadowvlr
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unironically kinda good for a fanfic

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