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NRG calling out EU VLR lmfao

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Kiko
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both are overrated and EG and FUT are the future of valorant

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BrotherMan
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they read all the NAVI dogs barking before masters only to put up a disasterclass of a performance.. deserved imo

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mysterii
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timestamp?

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Yistyy
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Kiko [#2]

both are overrated and EG and FUT are the future of valorant

BLUD SAID FUT 🤣

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yawnster
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Yistyy [#5]

BLUD SAID FUT 🤣

Flair 🤣

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Yistyy
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yawnster [#6]

Flair 🤣

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Nrg haven't been eliminated

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FloKa
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Yistyy [#7]

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Nrg haven't been eliminated

well you do rock a optic one...them and NRG aint the same

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xD1LL4N
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Yistyy [#7]

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Nrg haven't been eliminated

Optic has been eliminated from valorant.

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Yistyy
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FloKa [#8]

well you do rock a optic one...them and NRG aint the same

OK? You think igaf?

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Yistyy
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xD1LL4N [#9]

Optic has been eliminated from valorant.

And? Nrg has the same players

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Simon_Digger
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mysterii [#4]

timestamp?

vid title

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mrGoudas
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Anyone knows how it sounds to get shitstomped by fnc? 🤣

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Moiraine
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I'm 100% serious when I say, they'd better give all their prize money they're getting from this tournament to T1 Ban for getting them here.

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yaiima0
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mrGoudas [#13]

Anyone knows how it sounds to get shitstomped by fnc? 🤣

Ardiis water park clears

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Klick1108
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Yistyy [#11]

And? Nrg has the same players

dw, xD1LL4N and yawnster just seeking attention as always

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mrGoudas
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yaiima0 [#15]

Ardiis water park clears

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

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chick
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Yistyy [#11]

And? Nrg has the same players

Wait how does the optic flair still exist

Who cars logo got annihilated in seconds

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babysasuke
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chick [#18]

Wait how does the optic flair still exist

Who cars logo got annihilated in seconds

VLR mods personally dislike cringedork, they reveled in removing it

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