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Ardiis

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#1
Nachtel

He must be feeling really good right now. Left FPX for a bigger paycheck and a better team for him.

After that crashies 1v3 on ascent, he definitely doesn't miss shao or suygetsu anymore.

plus the vibes on NRG just fit him more than NAVI imo

#2
Simp4S0m
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The optic boys don’t miss Yay anymore either after his performance today 😙

#3
Manaphy
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Agent Keith no longer. Now he's just Keith.

#4
Nachtel
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Simp4S0m [#2]

The optic boys don’t miss Yay anymore either after his performance today 😙

"bro, bro, bro, yay doesn't hit that bro"

#5
Cresp
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Shitposter is back

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mrGoudas
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i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

#7
destroylonely
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I like the way he fits in the team

#8
trembolonaRage
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Imagine being fan of a human being like him

It would totally kill the vibe for me. Impressed that people sticked with NRG when he joined the team

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trembolonaRage [#8]

Imagine being fan of a human being like him

It would totally kill the vibe for me. Impressed that people sticked with NRG when he joined the team

Cry is free sadly

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Yistyy
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trembolonaRage [#8]

Imagine being fan of a human being like him

It would totally kill the vibe for me. Impressed that people sticked with NRG when he joined the team

🧇 🧇

#11
quotationmarks
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fraudetsu fans think he's nats

#12
Nachtel
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trembolonaRage [#8]

Imagine being fan of a human being like him

It would totally kill the vibe for me. Impressed that people sticked with NRG when he joined the team

same reason i like marved, he's a dumbass but inadvertently funny when he talks his shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPwmfSp9Qc

#13
babushka_boii95
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quotationmarks [#11]

fraudetsu fans think he's nats

blud copied alla his setups then acts like he isnt his dad😹😭 (navi fans think he is god)

#14
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Nachtel [#4]

"bro, bro, bro, yay doesn't hit that bro"

icepaperhands

#15
Moiraine
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Ardiis is the fucking goat i wish he never left, that region doesnt deserve him but i respect that money is money

#16
antikapasiki
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6 FK / 12 FD
GOAT 😂

#17
Nachtel
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antikapasiki [#16]

6 FK / 12 FD
GOAT 😂

diffed by FNS kekw

#18
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Nachtel [#17]

diffed by FNS kekw

FNS >>> 10x ANGE1

#19
aylez
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Nachtel [#4]

"bro, bro, bro, yay doesn't hit that bro"

“yay has the personality of a chair”

#20
aylez
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antikapasiki [#16]

6 FK / 12 FD
GOAT 😂

cNed 18/9 in FK/FD

and still couldnt close it out?

#21
Simp4S0m
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Moiraine [#15]

Ardiis is the fucking goat i wish he never left, that region doesnt deserve him but i respect that money is money

Better money + better team

#22
aylez
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keith goat

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