In these hard economic times, can I catch a goose?

In these hard economic times, can I catch a goose from the park without getting in trouble or nah?

Before you call me a monster, the local park is full of Canadian Geese and I hear people all the time complaining about them saying they're a pest, that the council should cull them, etc etc etc.

Well I ain't picky and one of those bad boys would feed the family on goose sammies for an entire week!

Does anyone know what the rules are around these things? Can I like go down with a net and bag myself one up for a feed?

I can just imagine a local Karen with her poncy lil' pooch getting all offended by 'this barbarian' and calling the cops on me... but I'm just talking about a net and my own bare hands.

What do you reckon? yeah or nah?

In these hard economic times, can I catch a goose from the park without getting in trouble or nah?

Before you call me a monster, the local park is full of Canadian Geese and I hear people all the time complaining about them saying they're a pest, that the council should cull them, etc etc etc.

Well I ain't picky and one of those bad boys would feed the family on goose sammies for an entire week!

Does anyone know what the rules are around these things? Can I like go down with a net and bag myself one up for a feed?

I can just imagine a local Karen with her poncy lil' pooch getting all offended by 'this barbarian' and calling the cops on me... but I'm just talking about a net and my own bare hands.

What do you reckon? yeah or nah?

In these hard economic times, can I catch a goose from the park without getting in trouble or nah?

Before you call me a monster, the local park is full of Canadian Geese and I hear people all the time complaining about them saying they're a pest, that the council should cull them, etc etc etc.

Well I ain't picky and one of those bad boys would feed the family on goose sammies for an entire week!

Does anyone know what the rules are around these things? Can I like go down with a net and bag myself one up for a feed?

I can just imagine a local Karen with her poncy lil' pooch getting all offended by 'this barbarian' and calling the cops on me... but I'm just talking about a net and my own bare hands.

What do you reckon? yeah or nah?

i reckon....
In these hard economic times, can I catch a goose from the park without getting in trouble or nah?

Before you call me a monster, the local park is full of Canadian Geese and I hear people all the time complaining about them saying they're a pest, that the council should cull them, etc etc etc.

Well I ain't picky and one of those bad boys would feed the family on goose sammies for an entire week!

Does anyone know what the rules are around these things? Can I like go down with a net and bag myself one up for a feed?

I can just imagine a local Karen with her poncy lil' pooch getting all offended by 'this barbarian' and calling the cops on me... but I'm just talking about a net and my own bare hands.

What do you reckon? yeah or nah?

Faraday [#4]

We don't have kangaroo's here unfortunately, and Kiwi's are protected

Another one that thought you're from Australia.
Smh my head.

just go to woolies

danii1 [#6]

Another one that thought you're from Australia.
Smh my head.

Every day I get closer to erasing australia

NotMidUser [#7]

just go to woolies

We don't have woolies here
We have Countdown, owned by the same company

I love you even if you can't read a flag <3

Faraday [#9]

We don't have woolies here
We have Countdown, owned by the same company

I love you even if you can't read a flag <3

I love you too Faraday

Faraday [#8]

Every day I get closer to erasing australia

If you do decide to erase anything then please get me erased.

danii1 [#11]

If you do decide to erase anything then please get me erased.

rip, rough week brother?