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Sh1rpie

NA CLASSICAL THROW

NA, also more commonly known as "No Achievements" is the categorically worst Region at VALORANT. They are so bad that "Br0nzil, Region owned by TenzedZombie", beat them in the grand finals. No Achievements is the world-leading VALORANT region at speedrunning 0 VALORANT Champions victories in the world, marginally beating out APAC, more commonly known as "Arrive at Airport and Achievements Cucked". They are commonly the best Region in the world at trash talking EU, commonly known as "Effortlessly Undefeated" WHILE ALMOST LOSING TO NUMBER 15 TEAM IN EMEA FOOT ESPORTS

EMEA LAN WINS: Masters 3 Berlin, VALORANT Champions 2021 Berlin, Masters 2 Copenhagen
NA LAN WINS: Masters 2 Iceland (doesnt count every team back then sucked major penis + Prime SEN would get raped by prime gambit), Masters 1 Iceland, NA SUPERTEAM ALMOST LOSING TO A GUY NAMED MRFALLING

NA, also more commonly known as "No Arms", is the categorically weakest region in VALORANT. Their arms are so skinny that Benjamin "BlameF" Bremer has had to coach NA players on how to get some fucking biceps. He has reportedly come out and said that if Bogdan "Father Sheydos" Naumov were to fight every single NA pro in VALORANT, that he would win with no issues. As this article below suggests, "No Arms" is not very good at VALORANT:
https://www.vlr.gg/34979/envy-vs-gambit-esports-valorant-champions-tour-stage-3-masters-berlin-gf
This is, of course, because a team with no arms and no biceps went up against the king of muscles, Bogdan "Father Sheydos" Naumov. He would fucking deck you NA tards. Now stop saying that EU is "Enter Airport", because you would be the ones to be sent to the hospital if you ever tried to fuck with us EU chads. 🤜🏻🤜🏻🤜🏻💨💨💨

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