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#1
Sh1rpie

Eram fan indian Globalala Esports, mi-a plăcut ESUKEROSSI, dar ea a plecat și acum sunt fan Gambit Esports.
Noul meu nume este Sergey Kadzhavoksa (Sergey Kadzhavoksa),
Sunt din România, echipa mea preferată este Gambit Esports.
Îl poți susține pe Papa "Papa" Sheydos ca mine, vino alăturați-vă nouă

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I was an Indian Globalala Esports fan, I liked ESUKEROSSI but she left and now I'm a Gambit Esports fan.
My new name is Sergey Kadzhavoksa (Sergey Kadzhavoksa),
I'm from Romania, my favorite team is Gambit Esports.
You can support Papa "Papa" Sheydos like me, come join us

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titanwithpp
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Jingle balls jingle balls
Jingle all the way
Twinkle twinkle little balls
How I wonder what you are
ABCDEFG
HIJKUOSDGSIUP

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upperrad9
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i think its hilarious u guys talk shit about shahzam. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.

I’m telling you, Hiko is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he bunny hopped out the door

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NA, also more commonly known as "No Achievements" is the categorically worst Region at VALORANT. They are so bad that "Br0nzil, Region owned by TenzedZombie", beat them in the grand finals. No Achievements is the world-leading VALORANT region at speedrunning 0 VALORANT Champions victories in the world, marginally beating out APAC, more commonly known as "Arrive at Airport and Achievements Cucked". They are commonly the best Region in the world at trash talking EU, commonly known as "Effortlessly Undefeated" while only having won 2 Masters and 0 VCT Champions. NA players cope so hard, but here are the stats:

d3ff0 >>> Le diaboL
nAts >>> Starved
Sheydos >>> Trashies
3-0 At MASTERS 3 LUUUL EU 2 MASTERS 1 VCT CHAMPIONS NA 2 MASTERS 0 VCT CHAMPIONS

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upperrad9
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one time i was eating chicken wings beside tenz at a pub in canada, and he is wearing white sweatpants and the black and red SEN jersey and i was eating a flat and i took a bite out of it and the bone popped out and flip up in the air, and i swore to god that time slow down and i was like "omg holy shit, somebody stop this", i couldnt react whilst watching the bone spinning around and then the chicken wing drops but tenz moves his leg away while the bone was split-second away from touching his white sweatpants and i look dead in his eyes and said "omg dude, im so sorry" and tenz that totally silence all the time while enjoying his borovička look over towards me and said "i knew it would happen" then look away, stood up and walk off, i never been so awe in my life and then i knew this guy is and will be a great valorant player, this guy is cold as fuck like his in-game name and he is fast as hell its how he dodges the chicken wing bone and its how he fucked 100t balls deep while keeping his composure, its no coincidence, im telling you its all interconnected because what kind of person you're in real life, translated to how you are as a player in valorant.

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Unfortunate circumstance. Never in my life I hope to get in a valorant match and see these exact teammates on my team again. This is hornswoggling. I have never seen worse players in my life. This is just a true Phoenix Diff, Raze Diff, Reyna Diff. Truly unbelievable. i just have a real and true question, how are you this bad yet climbed into this shitty rank? Don't even answer, there is no point, I already know, you're MOTHAFUCKIN BOOSTED you shitter. Every single game I queue I struggle to get human beings with a functional spinal cord, and brain steam so they can coordinate themselves slightly to possibly give me some sort of help against the enemies. Good luck on future endeavors in this game. but all I can say is I wish you the worst and hope you spiral downward into depression and demote to bronze where you belong. Amen.

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HellrangeR called up a meeting to discuss how losing up of aim duels had cost them their matches, all the team members voted to kick KappA out, KappA gave a smirk and threw some pictures on the table , HellrangeR got stressed as he saw it was private pictures of him with breach, he then slowly approached KappA and hugged him , KappA whispered "TRICKSHOT"

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NA, also more commonly known as "No Arms", is the categorically weakest region in VALORANT. Their arms are so skinny that Benjamin "BlameF" Bremer has had to coach NA players on how to get some fucking biceps. He has reportedly come out and said that if Bogdan "Father Sheydos" Naumov were to fight every single NA pro in VALORANT, that he would win with no issues. As this article below suggests, "No Arms" is not very good at VALORANT:
https://www.vlr.gg/34979/envy-vs-gambit-esports-valorant-champions-tour-stage-3-masters-berlin-gf
This is, of course, because a team with no arms and no biceps went up against the king of muscles, Bogdan "Father Sheydos" Naumov. He would fucking deck you NA tards. Now stop saying that EU is "Enter Airport", because you would be the ones to be sent to the hospital if you ever tried to fuck with us EU chads. 🤜🏻🤜🏻🤜🏻💨💨💨

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EMEA “Earliest Movement to Every Airport” is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the Valorant Masters, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current worldrecord holders in Airport Any % and Airport Latam Any %

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Ive played against him in ranked, but obv thats not the same thing. I think if there was no post plant, no judge, and no OP metas to abuse and the game properly balanced, he wouldnt be any sort of special IGL at all, open to being wrong on this one

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Hiko missed his spray.

Images with explanations

Summary:

Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.

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Sh1rpie
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upperrad9 [#10]

EMEA “Earliest Movement to Every Airport” is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the Valorant Masters, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current worldrecord holders in Airport Any % and Airport Latam Any %

SA "South Andaman Chinese Islands" is known as the fastest region in VALORANT to be knocked out of APAC Challengers. Since they gave up on winning outside of their own dogshit region, they are investing in getting back home so they can eat their indian curries more efficiently. They are known for holding the world recording in speedrunning the exit ticket out of APAC Challengers.

https://www.vlr.gg/106451/rex-regum-qeon-vs-global-esports-champions-tour-asia-pacific-stage-2-challengers-playoffs-elim

https://www.vlr.gg/106449/alter-ego-vs-global-esports-champions-tour-asia-pacific-stage-2-challengers-playoffs-opening-b/?game=88165&tab=overview

https://www.vlr.gg/39492/paper-rex-vs-global-esports-champions-tour-asia-pacific-last-chance-qualifier-ubqf

#14
OREO_FTW
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@Sh1rpie was an Romanian KUNDI LAGALO SAYYA Esports fan, I liked TMKCCCCC but she left and now I'm a GHADAfan.
My new name is Lawna Sand Shakal Zatu (Sh1rpieZatu),
I'm from Romania, my favorite team is Ghada eSports.
You can support Papa "Papa" Shandos like me, come join us

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Adam_Sandler
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Thats fucking Valorant right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the stage, men deliver their new born baby on the desks. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit.

Context : https://www.vlr.gg/151040/zekken-says-zyppan-punched-his-hand-after-remake

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Sh1rpie
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I was an Indian Globalala Esports fan, I liked ESUKEROSSI but she left and now I'm a Gambit Esports fan.
My new name is Sergey Kadzhavoksa (Sergey Kadzhavoksa),
I'm from Romania, my favorite team is Gambit Esports.
You can support Papa "Papa" Sheydos like me, come join us

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upperrad9
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Sh1rpie [#13]

SA "South Andaman Chinese Islands" is known as the fastest region in VALORANT to be knocked out of APAC Challengers. Since they gave up on winning outside of their own dogshit region, they are investing in getting back home so they can eat their indian curries more efficiently. They are known for holding the world recording in speedrunning the exit ticket out of APAC Challengers.

https://www.vlr.gg/106451/rex-regum-qeon-vs-global-esports-champions-tour-asia-pacific-stage-2-challengers-playoffs-elim

https://www.vlr.gg/106449/alter-ego-vs-global-esports-champions-tour-asia-pacific-stage-2-challengers-playoffs-opening-b/?game=88165&tab=overview

https://www.vlr.gg/39492/paper-rex-vs-global-esports-champions-tour-asia-pacific-last-chance-qualifier-ubqf

bro actually got offended 💀

#18
titanwithpp
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valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

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On August 15, 2019, Harry Markopolos, a financial fraud investigator known for his discovery of a Ponzi Scheme run by Bernard Madoff, accused General Electric of being a "bigger fraud than Enron", alleging $38 billion in accounting fraud.
GE denied any wrongdoing, however a subsequent investigation into the accounting structure of the company revealed many discrepancies, they are now awaiting an official investigation

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upperrad9
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#21
Sh1rpie
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upperrad9 [#17]

bro actually got offended 💀

no its the counter copypasta

#22
Sh1rpie
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titanwithpp [#18]

valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

#23
hanafuji
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Overhyped my fucking ass. Go ask some of top 8 teams in SEA and they'll definitely say we could be a contender for the masters slot. We are scrimming them on 120+ ping and making it close and even beating them. Every top SEA team we have scrimmed has high respect for us knowing the damage we can do on the ping we have yet alone what we would do on low ping. We are not like Bonkers or Soniqs and it takes one vod review to see that. I hope to change all your minds when the time comes but for now have some respect on our names.

#24
TBN_Prathades
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Thats it. That seals the deal. Im no longer a SEN fan. I’ve been a fan since 2020 and a twitch prime sub since 2021. I will no longer watch them play nor renew my tier 3 sub to ShahZaM. I’m taking my fanhood to OpTic where they actually know how to run a team.

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