Achilios and Paperthin get to cast I believe their first Grand Finals (because realistically who else could do it without Brenshow or Panpoc)

Melee - RGX Blade, RGX Firefly, Xenohunter Knife
Vandal - Champions '23, Prelude to Chaos, Reaver, Glitchpop
Phantom - Recon, Glitchpop, Oni
Spectre - Ion, Prime
Classic - Radiant Crisis
Ghost - Sovereign
Sheriff - Reaver
Operator - Reaver, Forsaken, Cryostasis

Me when there are only 2 flex players in tier 2 NA

Battle of mid

Felt like he was the only one on the whole team who was shooting back. Is this so they can put Demon1 full time smokes and Jett like 100t do with Cryo? Marved already plays Viper for them anyways I don't see why he couldn't pull a bang and just be perma Viper while Ethan plays flash initiators plus Killjoy, Victor plays Raze + senti on Jett maps and crashies plays scan initiators.

Only possibility is they're replacing him with a smokes IGL but then who even are the smokes IGL's in NA?

Bedge game, hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

Depends honestly. Regular season LEV doesn't drop a round. Playoffs LEV loses 1-2 with every map going to OT

Dragon Ranger Gaming, my glorious king vo0kashu will become the official CEO of Valorant

SEN with a break, yes. NRG would get 5 rounds a map at most

vo0kashu always forces naked Vandals with no util after losing pistol, that is the most terrifying thing ever. I'd never wanna play that guy

Probably G2 ngl, T1 have had higher peaks this season and seemed to just be mega slumped in regular season, plus they had to play 4 games in 2 weeks so that certainly didn't help

Aight as a certified T1 hopium addict that is the worst bait I've ever seen

In terms of calling, probably like 2nd or 3rd below FNS and ANGE1

In terms of shooting, 2nd behind kiNgg

You are what CS fans think we all are. Cease

I mean he's pretty fuckin close to it

DRG will play both these teams to make playoffs and go on a run

Yeah idk about LEV at 9th chief

Me when the complete rookie who just turned 18 goes negative against a team with Alfajer, Leo, Chronicle and Derke in his 5th game in T1 ever (he's clearly terrible and not fit for competition, and will never improve)

MiniBoo, bro looks like such a Chad

I thought the G2 script was winning NA and then not winning a map

Yeah 100t are just kinda running over G2. Kind of a stomp. So disappointing when u realise we could've had regular season form LEV vs 100t. That would've been a banger

Idk, one of my friends said Leo looks like he'd be a manipulator and gave massive red flags, now I can't unsee it

TH are getting experience diffed, their mental is boomed

They massively choked against PRX at Madrid despite looking like the way better team, now the same thing is happening against FNC. It seems like this team has a choking problem. Fucks sake, why are all my favourite teams chokers?

Why is this guy shooting bodies like he did something? Little bro was just baiting Leo while he was getting a 4k with a stinger

This genuinely looks like match fixing. Wtf is happening?

How much is he gonna play up the China trolling and get booed by the crowd at Shanghai?

It's the Grand Finals of Masters Shanghai. FNC vs FPX. Initially FNC are doing well, they take the first two maps then go up 9-3 on the third. All is going well for them. But then, Boaster sees something. BerLIN has Omen TP'd directly in front of him. It's a blunder. It should be a free kill. It should be the round secured. But then a flash of recognition enters Boaster's mind. He recalls 2022. They have beaten FPX 4 times in a row. They look poised to win Copenhagen. But then they choke, and the chance at a trophy slips from their grasp. Then he looks back to BerLIN's character model manifesting in front of him, and doesn't see BerLIN. Instead, he sees ANGE1. And Boaster can't handle it. He begins stammering, shaking, his aim isn't what it should be. He whiffs every shot. And as his Vandal shots dance between BerLIN's legs, he is one tapped by his bucky as the Omen teleport finishes. Boaster then looks over to the other side of the stage, and manifesting behind BerLIN is a figure all too familiar to him. It is ANGE1. There in the flesh. His supple mustache, his croissant shaped hairline. ANGE1 reaches out and places a hand on BerLIN's shoulder. "Now it's your turn my son." ANGE1 proclaims. BerLIN smiles, and sheds a single tear. "谢谢大师" he replies, before turning his focus back to the game, and one tapping the rest of the FNC members with his bucky. He then proceeds to lead FPX to a reverse sweep, winning the trophy in front of their home crowd.

I feel like this is kind of an unfair way of looking at TH. They were 2 rounds off of beating SEN, who were the eventual winners of Madrid, then had to play a team tied for the most top 4 finishes in international events and again, nearly won. And they did all that with a stand in who's firepower wasn't anywhere near the level of the competition, as well as 3 complete rookies who's only tier 1 experience was kickoff.

Now that they have Wo0t, as well as some more experience as a roster, I expect them to make a deep run at Shanghai

Surely now that he’s a free agent, surely Furia try and get bzka as their head coach. If they manage that plus the pANcada and xand signings then Furia could genuinely start to punch up in the league and may even overtake Loud

Valorant went 2 years without SEN being at an international events bro fym

He began operations on his operating

Yeah, none of the playoffs teams from any other region would go down 3-11 against KOI

Still got 6 rounds on the attack somehow, shit makes zero sense

FNC got a free win in the form of drawing Lulquid then Karmine Corp are serial chokers and won 3 Defense rounds across the whole series

DEFINITELY deserve to go to Shanghai over NAVI, Boaster DEFINITELY shoots AND calls better than ANGE1, 100%

zeddy, that's about it

Someone needs to release Boaster's aim trainer so we can investigate him, I swear Boaster never had this rough of a performance before he started aim training

In the true American spirit, an innocent Middle Eastern 8 year old

If 100t play like they did against Loud then they're gonna push for top 4

I usually pick one of Killjoy, Cypher or Viper depending on the map

Americas

Duelist - aspas
Flex - Boostio (IGL)
Initiator- eeiu
Controller - TenZ
Sentinel - Less

EMEA

Duelist - cNed
Flex - Chronicle
Initiator - ANGE1 (IGL)
Controller - Shao
Sentinel - nAts

Pacific

Duelist - t3xture
Flex - f0rsakeN
Initiator - stax (IGL)
Controller - Mako
Sentinel - Meteor

China

Duelist - Zmjkk
Flex - hfmi
Initiator - FengF
Controller - Haodong (IGL)
Sentinel - vo0kashu

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This is 2023 KC erasure

They always troll the first map, it's just ANGE1's fetish

Bro was curating his own signature Vandal skin with green Primordium and then bro stops running it, fucks sake

His aim trainer must be a double agent planted by ANGE1 to destroy FNC. First the OpTic core, now FNC. Another ANGE1 masterclass

Now it's not likely, but it would be REALLY funny if Mistic just decided to magically return to Champions 2022 form and take a big poo all over FNC

Miniature Boo vs Keith 'fartpiss' Svarinieks

Large (but not quite Maximum) Boo vs s1mple's father ANGE1

Benjamin Fish vs Russian weeb SUIIIIIII(getsu)

Wo0ting Keyboard vs PONTUS 🗿

Richard Enes vs Number 1 mogger Shao

Truly a battle for the ages

If FNC lose to Odin merchant Enz0 and the rest of Lulquid because Keiko and nAts have a life series and Mistic and Jamppi wake up and have their arbitrary occasional series where they look approximately 10x better than their average level

Wagwan my g