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Flag: Wales
Registered: July 24, 2023
Last post: May 28, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Posts: 467
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In terms of calling, probably like 2nd or 3rd below FNS and ANGE1

In terms of shooting, 2nd behind kiNgg

posted 2 weeks ago

You are what CS fans think we all are. Cease

posted 2 weeks ago

I mean he's pretty fuckin close to it

posted 2 weeks ago

DRG will play both these teams to make playoffs and go on a run

posted 2 weeks ago

Yeah idk about LEV at 9th chief

posted 2 weeks ago

Me when the complete rookie who just turned 18 goes negative against a team with Alfajer, Leo, Chronicle and Derke in his 5th game in T1 ever (he's clearly terrible and not fit for competition, and will never improve)

posted 2 weeks ago

MiniBoo, bro looks like such a Chad

posted 2 weeks ago

I thought the G2 script was winning NA and then not winning a map

posted 2 weeks ago

Yeah 100t are just kinda running over G2. Kind of a stomp. So disappointing when u realise we could've had regular season form LEV vs 100t. That would've been a banger

posted 2 weeks ago

Idk, one of my friends said Leo looks like he'd be a manipulator and gave massive red flags, now I can't unsee it

posted 2 weeks ago

TH are getting experience diffed, their mental is boomed

posted 2 weeks ago

They massively choked against PRX at Madrid despite looking like the way better team, now the same thing is happening against FNC. It seems like this team has a choking problem. Fucks sake, why are all my favourite teams chokers?

posted 2 weeks ago

Why is this guy shooting bodies like he did something? Little bro was just baiting Leo while he was getting a 4k with a stinger

posted 2 weeks ago

This genuinely looks like match fixing. Wtf is happening?

posted 2 weeks ago

How much is he gonna play up the China trolling and get booed by the crowd at Shanghai?

posted 2 weeks ago

It's the Grand Finals of Masters Shanghai. FNC vs FPX. Initially FNC are doing well, they take the first two maps then go up 9-3 on the third. All is going well for them. But then, Boaster sees something. BerLIN has Omen TP'd directly in front of him. It's a blunder. It should be a free kill. It should be the round secured. But then a flash of recognition enters Boaster's mind. He recalls 2022. They have beaten FPX 4 times in a row. They look poised to win Copenhagen. But then they choke, and the chance at a trophy slips from their grasp. Then he looks back to BerLIN's character model manifesting in front of him, and doesn't see BerLIN. Instead, he sees ANGE1. And Boaster can't handle it. He begins stammering, shaking, his aim isn't what it should be. He whiffs every shot. And as his Vandal shots dance between BerLIN's legs, he is one tapped by his bucky as the Omen teleport finishes. Boaster then looks over to the other side of the stage, and manifesting behind BerLIN is a figure all too familiar to him. It is ANGE1. There in the flesh. His supple mustache, his croissant shaped hairline. ANGE1 reaches out and places a hand on BerLIN's shoulder. "Now it's your turn my son." ANGE1 proclaims. BerLIN smiles, and sheds a single tear. "谢谢大师" he replies, before turning his focus back to the game, and one tapping the rest of the FNC members with his bucky. He then proceeds to lead FPX to a reverse sweep, winning the trophy in front of their home crowd.

posted 2 weeks ago

I feel like this is kind of an unfair way of looking at TH. They were 2 rounds off of beating SEN, who were the eventual winners of Madrid, then had to play a team tied for the most top 4 finishes in international events and again, nearly won. And they did all that with a stand in who's firepower wasn't anywhere near the level of the competition, as well as 3 complete rookies who's only tier 1 experience was kickoff.

Now that they have Wo0t, as well as some more experience as a roster, I expect them to make a deep run at Shanghai

posted 2 weeks ago

Surely now that he’s a free agent, surely Furia try and get bzka as their head coach. If they manage that plus the pANcada and xand signings then Furia could genuinely start to punch up in the league and may even overtake Loud

posted 2 weeks ago

Valorant went 2 years without SEN being at an international events bro fym

posted 2 weeks ago

He began operations on his operating

posted 2 weeks ago

Yeah, none of the playoffs teams from any other region would go down 3-11 against KOI

posted 2 weeks ago

Still got 6 rounds on the attack somehow, shit makes zero sense

posted 2 weeks ago

FNC got a free win in the form of drawing Lulquid then Karmine Corp are serial chokers and won 3 Defense rounds across the whole series

posted 2 weeks ago

DEFINITELY deserve to go to Shanghai over NAVI, Boaster DEFINITELY shoots AND calls better than ANGE1, 100%

posted 2 weeks ago

zeddy, that's about it

posted 2 weeks ago

Someone needs to release Boaster's aim trainer so we can investigate him, I swear Boaster never had this rough of a performance before he started aim training

posted 2 weeks ago

In the true American spirit, an innocent Middle Eastern 8 year old

posted 2 weeks ago

If 100t play like they did against Loud then they're gonna push for top 4

posted 2 weeks ago

I usually pick one of Killjoy, Cypher or Viper depending on the map

posted 2 weeks ago

Americas

Duelist - aspas
Flex - Boostio (IGL)
Initiator- eeiu
Controller - TenZ
Sentinel - Less

EMEA

Duelist - cNed
Flex - Chronicle
Initiator - ANGE1 (IGL)
Controller - Shao
Sentinel - nAts

Pacific

Duelist - t3xture
Flex - f0rsakeN
Initiator - stax (IGL)
Controller - Mako
Sentinel - Meteor

China

Duelist - Zmjkk
Flex - hfmi
Initiator - FengF
Controller - Haodong (IGL)
Sentinel - vo0kashu

posted 2 weeks ago

My man is signing his vlr posts, goofy mf thinks he's the Zodiac killer, who is bro signing for, the dementia?who is bro signing for, the dementia?who is bro signing for, the dementia?who is bro signing for, the dementia?who is bro signing for, the dementia?who is bro signing for, the dementia?who is bro signing for, the dementia?who is bro signing for, the dementia?who is bro signing for, the dementia?who is bro signing for, the dementia?who is bro signing for, the dementia?who is bro signing for, the dementia?who is bro signing for, the dementia?who is bro signing for, the dementia?who is bro signing for, the dementia?who is bro signing for, the dementia?who is bro signing for, the dementia?who is bro signing for, the dementia?who is bro signing for, the dementia?who is bro signing for, the dementia?who is bro signing for, the dementia?who is bro signing for, the dementia?who is bro signing for, the dementia?who is bro signing for, the dementia?who is bro signing for, the dementia?who is bro signing for, the dementia?who is bro signing for, the dementia?

posted 2 weeks ago

This is 2023 KC erasure

posted 2 weeks ago

They always troll the first map, it's just ANGE1's fetish

posted 2 weeks ago

Bro was curating his own signature Vandal skin with green Primordium and then bro stops running it, fucks sake

posted 2 weeks ago

His aim trainer must be a double agent planted by ANGE1 to destroy FNC. First the OpTic core, now FNC. Another ANGE1 masterclass

posted 2 weeks ago

Now it's not likely, but it would be REALLY funny if Mistic just decided to magically return to Champions 2022 form and take a big poo all over FNC

posted 2 weeks ago

Miniature Boo vs Keith 'fartpiss' Svarinieks

Large (but not quite Maximum) Boo vs s1mple's father ANGE1

Benjamin Fish vs Russian weeb SUIIIIIII(getsu)

Wo0ting Keyboard vs PONTUS 🗿

Richard Enes vs Number 1 mogger Shao

Truly a battle for the ages

posted 2 weeks ago

If FNC lose to Odin merchant Enz0 and the rest of Lulquid because Keiko and nAts have a life series and Mistic and Jamppi wake up and have their arbitrary occasional series where they look approximately 10x better than their average level

posted 2 weeks ago

Wagwan my g

posted 3 weeks ago

Cypher, lower ranks can't counter the setups and you're good for 2 pretty much every time they push your site, plus you can lurk with the most freedom out of any agent because of the infinite range on his trips and the lack of any site util you need to consider using while on your lurk

posted 3 weeks ago

NRG can't even clear EG bro, have you watched a game since Lock//In?

posted 3 weeks ago

And it's a good thing he does, Valorant as an esport would die if the let Mindfreak play Raze, PRX would win literally everything and it would just be too unfair

posted 3 weeks ago

Nah, I am this yappers number 1 hater

posted 3 weeks ago

SURELY this time, right?

posted 3 weeks ago

Yup, on the latest episode on Plat Chat they were talking about C9 and OXY being their hard carry and how the whole team is built to set him up, and Babybay says 'man I remember back on FaZe when I had to be that carry' and then yaps about it for like a minute

posted 3 weeks ago

SURELY 100t won't bomb out after looking like a top 3 team in Americas...

...right?

posted 3 weeks ago

This guy can NOT have any discussion without reminding you that he used to be a pro player. Man sees any play or hears any subject and immediately it's 'Oh man you guys'll remember when I-' WE GET IT. YOU'RE A BUM WHO DIDN'T GET SIGNED TO EG SO YOU HAD TO RETIRE AND BE A CASTER!

'I remember back on FaZe when I had to be the carry' - 🤓 You're not that guy bro

posted 3 weeks ago

Next year when he joins EG and Potter does the forbidden ritual to revive El Diablo, trust

posted 3 weeks ago

number1_cNed_fan try not to be based challenge (DIFFICULTY IMPOSSIBLE)

posted 3 weeks ago
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