VLR CONFESSIONS

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HenBabyH

This is a safe space for vlr users to confess to things and get them off their chest. This should be therapeutic and help everyone. I’ll go first. I play league of legends sometimes 😔

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Coures

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I bite my toenails off

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HenBabyH

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thank you for sharing

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SomeoneLikeU

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Your not allowed now.

Jk

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Coures

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u got a problem with it?

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AcidXD

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Do you suck you own toes?

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1: no
2: i wish my feet before biting my nails off

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Sk00d

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you wish for what? bigger feet?

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i wash*

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geometrix

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Ok, ready?

I was having fun at the waterslide when

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number2_cNed_fan

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NOOOO

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fun_at_the_waterslide

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Go on

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benjy

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fart fortnite

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HenBabyH

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can we elaborate on that, Benjy?

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Psion

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i think thats a kink benjy is into

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ragegrexo

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bumji is bad in clash royale

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benjy

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This better not be kirito 😡😡😡😡😡 I’m a clasher don’t knock me

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ragegrexo

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you suck buddy?
who is kirito

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ilovefrozenblueberries

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sometimes i play valorante naked cause its so hot outside

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HenBabyH

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how does it make you feel to do that?

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AstroGalaxy

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Every girl I look at gives me envy and makes me wanna smash my head in mirror

I edged to league of legend characters

A VLR user told me that they had a bf and it was loud flair

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Psion

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WHAT THE FUCK

#13

babysasuke

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aight not that safe

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terribletyranny

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got carried away did you

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ItsHunter

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there is not a single safe space in the world that could torture that kind of information outta me

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LilRickyy

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Nardwuar already knows this information.

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ilovefrozenblueberries

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was one of the characters pajama guardian ezreal

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CanadaMan

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I fart loud

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bronzil_enjoyer

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average tmv mod

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CanadaMan

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nuh uh

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Psion

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does this mean TMV is the head farter?

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bronzil_enjoyer

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yeah final boss

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ItsHunter

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head farter is crazy x_x

#20

SomeoneLikeU

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You fart less, saadhak, tuyz?

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Dolphin

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He farts quick

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Schneefeuer1

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c0n0d0 m0n

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lemondou

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I get off on disrespecting y0y 😞

#21

HenBabyH

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i think we all do

#18

7whanzussjwbsysbbejskaoao

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TS will probably choke again and not qualify for champs 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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terribletyranny

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i dont like bosniaks

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1phnxe

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aight bro lets keep the genocides in the past and consider therapy as an alternative

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Kiwi954

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I want to kms

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bronzil_enjoyer

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why mr kiwi954 :((

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Kiwi954

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Life has been rough lately

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bronzil_enjoyer

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you'll bounce back brother

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1phnxe

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bounce on my D 🤗🥰

#28

botfragger432

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I hate benkai , he's washed :(((

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geospliced

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I want to find love but I should accept that it isn't happening before I graduate.

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saebr

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why is graduation is used so often as love milestone... checkpoint... or whatever? i don't see much problem in not experiencing much love before you graduate. a lot of classmates are so childish and you aren't meeting many new people. but if you're about to graduate, and have someone you like, then ask them out. you won't see them again anyway if they reject you XD

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geospliced

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It is for me because I am probably going to go somewhere very far away. Another thing is that there's nobody I like in my school lol. If there was and I asked them out and they said yes then we'd probably have to break up when I go far away anyways.

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saebr

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oh i see. sorry to hear. though, it will work out wherever you're going, i believe in you! (though, long distance relationships are getting more and more common these days!)

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geospliced

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Thanks for the support, it means a lot to me!

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zJos

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#37

ALoKi007

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When I was 2y/o I pooped in my underwear 🫢🫣

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CoCloudy

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my tummy hurt 😓

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Corny

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lot of times where I shit n wipe but don't flush

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CoCloudy

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ok wtf

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Schneefeuer1

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i dont wipe i let it crust

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1phnxe

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actually wtf

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Schneefeuer1

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natural underwear

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DSGFan

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PURGE

BURN IT ALL FROM MY MEMORY

WHY DID I READ THIS

BURN IT ALL

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unilarity

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real

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Schneefeuer1

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im evading taxes :)

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kbkdark

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I helped the guy that showed the twin towers in the Dublin-New York portal, because he said he wanted to show a picture of his dog, but he changed the photo in the last second 🤡

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9xmBxUqI5Y

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FusionLULW

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L-lmfaooo thats acc crazy

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kbkdark

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When I saw this video, I was shocked LMAO

#53

1001VOLTS

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I uninstalled Valorant.

#54

StyrofoamOne

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i suffer from an intense case of ultra-procrastination
i need someone to shout the shit out of me to cure this

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GNub

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i second this
it's actually becoming unhealthy for me

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StyrofoamOne

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im in the middle of lifechanging exams right now and im still on vlr like wtf am i doing with my life

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bronzil_enjoyer

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wow we the same 🗿

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cloudberry

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET BACK TO WORK

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BruteAXE

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i play chamber bcuz i wiff alot and not that i have great aim

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Zephyros

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i might look ok but deep down i just want to retake my passport pic

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xSaneZ

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This ones too real

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Zerphyr1

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I feel bad for others bc I’m very accomplished in all aspects

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Number_1_Sheydos_Fan

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saifer wy u ti pi?

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MeAngryNotHappy

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y0y

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Duxk

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😔I’ve realized now that I enjoy B long on Pearl

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Yory

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i suck at valorant 😔

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doc_octavius

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i actually hate fracture and i love pearl and ascent

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Vividogre

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Fnatic is actually back and gonna win 9-0 in maps.

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ionlyHave1Zuni

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i edged to fortnite Chun li multiple times

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benjy

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U still have time to edit this

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Vegaaa

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i like men

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tHERmal_

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same

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MANIAC8686

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i shit in my pants when i was a kid and i have a small penis (until this day 😔)

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Asunas_Chinese_Teacher

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I also had a small penis when I was a kid and I shit in my pants until this day too.

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cloudberry

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Okay, I'm sorry, I just really need to know. How do you even know you have a small penis? Did you just like... get this idea one day to pull down your pants and hold a ruler up to your penis or something...? Or are you just guessing

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AdhesiveLizard

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i was like 15 my moms " friend " brought her daughter over and they spent the night, for somereason she was in my room and things happened, like 4 years later my mom said she was my cousin...........

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Duxk

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Yo??

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bronzil_enjoyer

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bro just made up shit

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proud_bandwagoners

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I paf to minecraft videos

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alsdhflkahflkajsdhlfhsadl

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AMERICAS > EMEA

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Blackheart

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I have not played a single game in valorant yet

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nematoma

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ive not been on a single date since 2 years and it sucks