squirrelliest
Country: Ireland
Registered: September 2, 2023
Last post: October 22, 2023 at 6:20 PM
Posts: 129
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN8OflaTHP0

HE ISNT MISSING THESE LAST FEW MONTHS

posted 7 months ago

I'm not actually mad at Dexerto, just funny to me and funny how Flynn is the source but he's big in the reporting scene so I kinda understand.

posted 7 months ago

def LMAO and honestly I could care less.

(edit: nethen was my source on my first ever report. he had me doing guesswork trying to understand what he was saying [him being like "well I'm not going to tell you but"] and I just thought that was what sources did. very uncredible, got all his info from a single coaches discord server and is proven be wrong about stuff, and wasn't a great start for me in reporting lmao. also funny how it was the stellar report which now I have actual info on stellar who might be going to a better org)

posted 7 months ago

yeah we both got it from google but the same exact order is so funny

posted 7 months ago

also I went to search up skrossi and you brainworms have me putting in "Botssi" in the search.

posted 7 months ago

honest answer I think they have the potential to do good if Polvi turns into the next Derke and Benkai has some sort of revenge arc, I'm giving them a chance this year to place decent at a LAN

posted 7 months ago

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH (tbh I didn't think it would get posted by anonimotum like an hour after my post and I definitely didn't think my post would be posted alongside his here but im so happy)

posted 7 months ago

@ NRG plz finish negotiations asap ty

posted 7 months ago

thank you guys :-D

posted 7 months ago

unwashed

posted 7 months ago

hi guys :-D

posted 7 months ago

demon1 plz unban me I was just bantering :(

posted 7 months ago

He banned me from his chat personally for saying he did awful at Aimlabs LMAO
https://imgur.com/a/yph7iyM

posted 7 months ago

locked//in by me broski, it's basically official!!!!!

posted 7 months ago

yep, confirmed on my report that he is going, locked//in more info on my vlr :D

posted 7 months ago

I think you'll be very happy! Tune in to some of the Coupe de France games soon to see him in action!!

posted 7 months ago

From what I'm understanding, he'll probably play out the Coupe de France and then join GE. He has signed recently yes but if there was a buyout, GE has already paid it. The jump between Valiant and GE is massive.

posted 7 months ago

thank you :D this one is a LOCK//IN so it's absolutely confirmed. Got the news 2 hours ago or so but I was asleep lmao.

posted 7 months ago

LOCKED//IN! Global Esports will be signing Niko "Polvi" Polvinen as their final player and import for the 2024 VCT season! I don't know much about him, but if his recent performances tell me anything, he's a really good duelist and deserves this opportunity. Especially since he has been tearing up the recent Revolution Coupe de France tournament for VALIANT.

Global Esport's Roster:
Blazek1ng, Lightningfast, Benkai, Russ, Polvi

TWITTER: follow plx

posted 7 months ago

I think its joever lil bro

posted 7 months ago

is it truly joever?

posted 7 months ago

Please send clip, as I stated it is just a RUMOUR and is not fully confirmed. No LOCK//IN as of yet!

posted 7 months ago

This is just a RUMOUR, no LOCK//IN

(this is incredibly ironic as my first post was about stellar and it accidentally got me to here today so, here we are LMAO)

Sources: Stellar is rumoured to be joining NRG, not confirmed but (according to source) it is "incredibly likely". Stellar was last a part of the 100T team that failed to make the Champions post season, ultimately getting dropped from the team. Many people have doubts about Stellar, however, this could be his chance to bounce back and bring NRG major results in 2024.

NRG's rumored roster:
crashies, Victor, Marved, Stellar

posted 7 months ago

new bomb in a second ;)

posted 7 months ago

That's fair, I guess it's just up to what language the players are most comfortable with or they'll have to eventually get comfortable enough with English. Tex is a weird pickup from that side yeah

posted 7 months ago

Ceo of lev said that they all speak english so

If they speak fluent english what's the problem

posted 7 months ago

They didn't take 100k???? You're EG just sell to the big teams, rebuild on a budget, and become the Southampton of VCT.

posted 7 months ago

you're on vlr.

posted 7 months ago

sorry reported leakers are different

posted 7 months ago

i leaked yay how is that not big

posted 7 months ago

*ocelote

posted 7 months ago

ermk actually 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 he's joining BLEED as reported by me LOCKED//IN 🤓🤓🤓🤓

posted 7 months ago

poetry right there

posted 7 months ago

added butter and syrup on it

posted 7 months ago

EG are qualifying for bankruptcy, 100T are anime merchants, C9 are frauds and exploiters, SEN, and NRG don't have s0m and FNS to carry them to champs. G2 best team in NA.

posted 7 months ago

Honestly I don't have any reports lined up right now so I'm just going to post my thoughts. I'm so happy G2 is back because I already loved THE GUARD and the players on it, glad the team has some stability for the next two years. Valyn is one of my favorite players as well, Omen and Brim are my two favorite agents and I'm so excited to see him play in VCT this year. Also I get to root against Mickey Mouse Sentinels who may not even make it past last at a LOCK//IN let alone Champs. This is a joke if you work at Sentinels please work with me so I can announce SEN Goofy as your next player. That's also a joke.

posted 7 months ago

It's LOCKED//IN but sadly I need to work my way to make my 24 cents of yearly wage (above average for valorant reporting) so maybe I should've bait tweeted instead.

posted 7 months ago

SO.

posted 7 months ago

can't reply to OG message so yes I nabbed the idea of a catchphrase from fraudizio romano but I think mine is a bit of a hit

posted 7 months ago

real sadly networking is awful I have like maybe a few people but most of the time I'm left on read lmao

posted 7 months ago

If you are talking about this: https://www.reddit.com/r/ValorantCompetitive/comments/16iyota/potential_new_sr_roster/ it was just about a scrim/practice they were seen in lol.

posted 7 months ago

Realized that I should put a better response here. That's totally fair and I didn't know these things were leaked early, so my apologies. I just knew of the Mogul Core going to Shopify so that's why I clarified I didn't know who it was. I didn't know XD. If I get a report I'll report about it and maybe I'll get one that I'm first on lol. Wippie thing I still think I was the first to confirm it though it was on Flynn's sheet as a rumour first.

posted 7 months ago

this is when I got the report of Moguls to Shopify lmao
https://imgur.com/a/McefoUL

I'm just sad Moose is gone so we don't have true Lobster Fishers

posted 7 months ago

I assumed so LMAO

posted 7 months ago

I just said about the wippie situation lmao, not much more I can add :p

posted 7 months ago

See Mogul post, I was just getting into reporting and trusted the same guy (Nethenthenoob) who hours later got his rumor exposed by Ethan on twitter, had horrible wording, and was just not great to work with. I was desperate to work with someone in the scene since I was a new reporter and wanted connections but I should've realized I could have taken more caution with Nethen considering his rep, wasn't aware, so mb. However I'm now working with people who are actually really fun to talk to, I can confirm that they have links, and get the job done. Makes me very happy :D

posted 7 months ago

Did not know of the screenshots about MxM to SR, honestly came as a shock to me lol. Surprised you didn't mention Wippie though as he was on Flynn's sheet before I reported it (but that was only a rumor, I had the confirmation that it was done. Even dmed him to change it from just a rumour here https://imgur.com/a/W6rmKno but we ball). I knew of OXY trialing dapr, but I was too late to report it and james_ff reported it first I think? So 🤷

posted 7 months ago
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