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Country: United States
Registered: December 11, 2023
Last post: February 28, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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top 5 raze: jawg, jinggg, aspas, derke, victor
top 5 jett: demon1, aspas, something, derke, kangkang

facts > whatever feelings u have for ur kid buddy, reality is the only thing trolling u, maybe zekken can at least qualify for a international next year πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

posted 5 months ago

reality reject πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

posted 5 months ago

0 trophies = goat πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
known choker = goat πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
never been a challenge to the actual best players = goat πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (reference!!! https://www.vlr.gg/167368/sentinels-vs-fnatic-champions-tour-2023-lock-in-s-o-paulo-omega-ro16 and https://www.vlr.gg/183791/loud-vs-sentinels-champions-tour-2023-americas-league-w4)

posted 5 months ago

buddy thinks having played more random ass agents = better player XDDDDD!!! "mechanic wise" gotta be the funniest shit uve ever said as if zekken can even come close to the dawgs stats when it matters LMFAO. here's a quick example of those "mechanics" ik you jack off to in a must win match:

https://www.vlr.gg/183803/cloud9-vs-sentinels-champions-tour-2023-americas-league-w5

reality rejects like you just cant appreciate greatness when its there, maybe zekken is at least a top 5 jett in the world (he isnt πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”)

posted 5 months ago

generational type of meatriding to even begin to make a claim like this, but heres a random clip i found of jawg's raze that took me 10 seconds to find of his raze mechanics xd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0scBdLDaDaM&ab_channel=ShortsValorant

he's been doing that all year btw, incase you've never watched a single EG match this VCT

posted 5 months ago

zekken achievements where? 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

posted 5 months ago

actual footage of zekken and t0nz meatriding the dawg in the grand final they can only dream of playing in XDDDDDDDDDD:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1b-tyxe_8c&ab_channel=TodayOnValorant

posted 5 months ago

you just surpassed bronzil btw

posted 5 months ago

?
you think zekken >= jawg? delusional? like actually delusional?

posted 5 months ago

im half cambodian yes, grew up for a few years there

posted 5 months ago

theres no debate to be made. if zekken played on EG then that team wouldve done shit this year with that coinflip merchant. you AI generated meatriders have aneurysms of pure joy calling him the goat n shit every time he makes a good play and then close your eyes whenever he throws a round singlehandedly. Zekken going +23 in a VCT match is unbelievably rare enough (normal day for Demon1) and Dawgemo did that shit in the grand final against the "best Raze in the world" (he shouldve won FMVP!!!). actual cringe ass fanbase calling him the Valorant prodigy when he's older than THE Alfajer XD. fucking FNS has more of a future and the guy is retired and pushing 40, stop the delusion SEN nation your players r still ass.

TO CLARIFY:

top 5 raze: jawg, jinggg, aspas, derke, victor
top 5 jett: demon1, aspas, something, derke, kangkang

0 trophies = goat πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
known choker = goat πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
never been a challenge to the actual best players = goat πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (reference!!! https://www.vlr.gg/167368/sentinels-vs-fnatic-champions-tour-2023-lock-in-s-o-paulo-omega-ro16 and https://www.vlr.gg/183791/loud-vs-sentinels-champions-tour-2023-americas-league-w4)

https://twitter.com/afreecaTV_gl/status/1733876283686437294 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

edit: had a change of heart, sry for the ppl reading this super old thread πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ

posted 5 months ago

by far, Jawg = Demon1 in their roles but ppl arent willing to accept it yet. the finals was an actual shaq & kobe type of shit and lowkey jawg deserved the finals mvp especially on how hard he was dickslapping jawg, no one can replace the two

posted 5 months ago

cultural assimilation

posted 5 months ago

:3

posted 5 months ago

you also support CN Valorant? i didnt know u were like that

posted 5 months ago

lacking proper chinese talent like whzy lol, gl next time

posted 5 months ago

kangkang, whzy, Lysoar

posted 5 months ago

practice tourney, all g (also better than getting cleared by a content org) :)

posted 5 months ago

literally no surprise to anyone if you follow an esports that China likes, its unironically going to happen lol. You sloppy lazy asses with a three year headstart will be cleared by our superior grind culture within 1-2 years so try and rack up as many trophies as you can before we start running the esport lol. Literally no one cared about Val here in China until now its actually over. EMEAwful, NA (XD), Bronzil, AssPAssC, and whatever other fraudlent regions exist, pls enjoy the game before its too late for u :D

posted 5 months ago

idk what ur implying but i was born and raised in seoul for 19 years, please stop looking so dumb rn

posted 5 months ago

ngl the shitty west is just lucky the korean domination hasnt started yet, we know its inevitable especially seeing how awful those shitters have been playing

posted 5 months ago

that was vlr lag or something idk

posted 5 months ago

even tho i barely watch vct, every time I do I always get super bored on how bitch made EU and NA gameplay is compared to the APAC domination. no one here in APAC rly cares about valorant and our actual good aimers havent touched the game yet, but just watching what some randoms from our country are able to do in a competitive match like against the frauds that are LOUD is for real embarrassing. Our guys dont even have any strats whatsoever we just run in and out aim everyone lol we're just better. If PRX actually cared about the AfreecaTV tourney and used like 0.1% of their brainpower then it wouldve been 0-3 for SEN and you know it deep down (don't lie to yourself! no one cares about the off season!). Cringe ass valorant from the west ngl.

posted 5 months ago

truth = bait for you lol

posted 5 months ago

we all know by now on how ahead Americas is compared to the rest of the fodder, but ngl it upsets me to see people put EMEAwful into the same convo just because Fraudnatic won fluke ass tourneys lowkey nobody cared about. its genuinely disgusting how bad the region is yet ppl desperately try to hype it up like any of their teams are actually good i dont know why were so lax about this here. NAVI? Dogwater. TL? Cleared by our content org. FUT? XDDD. pls for the love of god never put your shitty pacific-tier region in the same level as NA & Brazil its fr annoying as fuck reading ppl trying to gas themselves up with NAVI flairs or some shit, you guys deserve to be perma'd

posted 5 months ago

did you adopt the ferrets yourself? how long did you have them?

posted 5 months ago

if they did that without even telling u that's just fucked

posted 5 months ago

thats weakness, replace them and learn from your mistakes, its already too late you have to move on

posted 5 months ago

replace

posted 5 months ago

new year new me :D

posted 5 months ago

u would never catch me repping that awful team LOOOL

posted 5 months ago

truth hurts because imagine dickriding a team winning a fraudulent OFFSEASON tournament with stinky ass players including a grown ass man that shakes his ass. "BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BU TBTUBJTUBT UB TUB TUB BUT SEN BUT SEN SEN WON!!11 THEY WON BUT THEY WON AGIANST PEERX!! ! ! BUT BU T BUYT THEY BEAT DRX 1111!!! BUT BUT THEY NEVER LOSE11!!" ok who the fuck cares, thjeres no team on this planet sweating their balls off trying to study a meta they know will change before kick off starts its so obvious too. these SEN lizards have been in the studio reading cited bibles from god himself on the CURRENT META even during champs that they couldnt attend because they were worse than KRU (LOL) its actually so cringe. A year from now this team is gonna be laughed for another year in a row and you know its gonna happen dont lie to yourself!

remember, they benched the only player who's accomplished more than the rest of the roster combined, IN A SINGLE YEAR XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

posted 5 months ago
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