GKeepItReal
Country: United Kingdom
Registered: March 5, 2024
Last post: April 5, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Posts: 707
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br*tish sen bandwagon 🤮 🤮 🤮

posted 2 months ago

shut the FUCK up

posted 2 months ago

EMEASS 😂😂😂😂

Dogs either play the victims or xenophobes and there is no in between.

FRAUDMEA are nothing but a joke and a fluke. TH and KC are gonna bomb out in groups against SEN and FPX. 😂😂😂

SHITMEA got dominated in Apex and are getting dominated in Valorant, absolute shit region 😂😂😂

EU fps esports in shambles 😂😂 tbf id be ashamed too if N4rrate was my region's best player 😂😂😂😂

posted 2 months ago

I meant to write EMEA in the title.

Now let me say it again: EMEA is a dog region, that's your daily reminder.

Now shut the FUCK up.

posted 2 months ago

I see the forums filled with copium and woof woof threads from SHITMEA fans. Feels heavenly to laugh at their stupidity while scrolling through those 😂😂😂😂😂

posted 2 months ago

Traitor, you are not worthy of being American.

posted 2 months ago
  1. SEN
  2. Loud
  3. Gen G
  4. EDG
  5. PRX
  6. FPX
  7. KC
  8. Heretics
posted 2 months ago

stop waffling europoor

posted 2 months ago

Damn, OP is taking a huge risk right there 😂 😂 😂 😂

posted 2 months ago

NA IS THA GOAT

posted 2 months ago

shut the FUCK up.

posted 2 months ago

What do you mean? EU sucks hard in this game, they play like silvers

posted 2 months ago

eu valorant compared to na is like silver vs radiant, the difference is huge.

but in cs eu is much stronger, why are they so weak in valorant? i feel like they're the worst region right now, the level of play is quite low.

posted 2 months ago

bitch, you shut the fuck up.

posted 2 months ago

shut the fuck up + reported for obese shaming

posted 2 months ago

I fucking love a good omelette made with cow eggs, shit's too fucking good.

posted 2 months ago

just cooked a fresh omelette with goat eggs, want some my g?

posted 2 months ago

least retarded br0nzil user

posted 2 months ago

That was two months ago, and I still can't get over it.

My buddy and I were often looked after by his grandmother on Wednesdays when we didn't have school, my parents dropping me off at her place, and as usual she was very attentive, very kind, in short like a grandmother to her grandchildren, even though I wasn't biologically one.

She often took us out to the park, and sometimes did her shopping, from the time I was 8 until I was 12.

Of course, to thank her for her time when I was growing up (around 16) until now (24), I used to help her run errands, carry her bags, go to the pharmacy etc...

Then this lady had back problems, so I went to buy her some voltaren gel so she'd have less pain etc...

So I started massaging her, at first no thoughts crossed my mind, until I noticed she was receptive to my hands on her back, then one day she took it from me and put it on her breasts... then she came down... looked me in the eye, took my head and we kissed...

I'll spare you the crucial details...

I was getting the hang of it, the coming and going, our bodies intertwining, the heat, it was something...

That's how I made love to her... this is a love affair between her and me, and it's been going on for two months...

It's true that I can't move on, I think about it and think about it again, I want to end my life with her.

She's 68 and I'm 24, as I was saying... but it doesn't matter, I love her.

posted 2 months ago

Mamma mia!

posted 2 months ago

flag and flair

posted 2 months ago

Tenz isn't live dumbo

posted 2 months ago

NA on top baby

posted 2 months ago

PLATAM

posted 2 months ago

shut the fuck up dumb ass

posted 2 months ago
  1. America's - Bronzil is dragging the region down though, I think we should go back to NA, BR and PLATAM.
  2. China.
  3. Assific.
  4. EMEAss.
posted 2 months ago

NA is the GOAT region

posted 2 months ago

fuck outta with your gay shit

posted 2 months ago

As per usual, here are my preds (90% accuracy):

KC 1:2 FPX - if KC is EMEA's best team, then this region is FINISHED.
Gen G 2:0 Loud - no aspas no win for Bronzilians.
EDG 2:1 PRX - EDG looking good, Pooprex are shit.
Sentinels 36:0 - Heretics - Heretics will get humiliated in front of their home crowd, EU players will uninstall Valorant and never touch it again, they will also bow to the NA overlords.

posted 2 months ago

Nah brooooooooooooooooooo I agree that Heretics are frauds but you have a Pooprex flair my G, stay in your fucking lane.

posted 2 months ago

Heretics are fucking shit.

posted 2 months ago

thanks my g, always keepin it real.

posted 2 months ago

br*tish golden teeth + nice argument

posted 2 months ago

Have you seen how disgusting the level of play is in this dogshit stinky ass region? so low .... why do you think KC qualified and N4rrate was the league's best player? it's not a coincidence, think about it my America's brothers. We're gonna demolish the EMEAss fans.

Like for real, this region smells like a hot steaming pile of shit atm, even Assific is better, worrying for our Eurocucks friends over at vlr.gg ...

posted 2 months ago
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