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Kool_Kid

SENT in L's is known as the fastest team from the region NA (Nearest Airport) to arrive at the Airport.They are the most overhyped team in VCT Champions.Since they gave up on winning the event, they are investing in speedruns. They are current world record holders Airport Any %

if they have to keep relying on cNed to drop 40 every game just so they can win i dont think theyll have a chance at winning champions but cNed could still carry them through it ig until they make some roster changes i dont think they win champions

EZ for North American Professional Electronic-sports organization «SENTINELS», containing pro player Jared «Zombs» Gitlin, who can handle the main rifles and tbag impressively, incredible support professional tbag rifler Michael«dapr» Gulino who recently won large Masters 1 tournament with his team, professional rifler Shahzeb «Shazam» Khan whose decisions make SENTINELS opponents literally cry, irreplaceable Hunter«SICK» Mims who uses Logitech G900 2016 mouse @ 800 DPI in combination with 0.235 in-game sensitivity to crush his opponents, and of course absolutely needed Riot game Valorante OP(big fat gun operator) player Tyson «Tenz» ngo, who is only 20 years old currently and who has already reached his top-level form, from the country canada(officially canada), maple syrup country in North america.

NA, also known as "Nearest Airport" is a region in the Northern Hemisphere and almost entirely within the Western Hemisphere. They are a big region in VALORANT boasting teams like Sentinels, Envy, and Cloud 9. Also known for their massive copium industry.

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I Need 1 for Vegan Strickers

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ACEND GAME PAUSE HACK? 垃圾队哈哈 INSTA WINNING EVERY TEAMFIGHT? 简单的游戏 BUG ABUSE 北美更好 [CNED PAUSE DIFF?!] GAMEBREAKING MECHANICS EVERYWHERE? 输给韩国 EU WINSTREAK BERLIN EXPLOIT 小组赛失利 [TURBOBOOST ILLEGAL]

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Supr3meGucci
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Thunder1 [#2]

I Need 1 for Vegan Strickers

*Virgin Strikers, should be pretty easy to make a copypasta using a playing Virgin Islands

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makoidk [#3]

ACEND GAME PAUSE HACK? 垃圾队哈哈 INSTA WINNING EVERY TEAMFIGHT? 简单的游戏 BUG ABUSE 北美更好 [CNED PAUSE DIFF?!] GAMEBREAKING MECHANICS EVERYWHERE? 输给韩国 EU WINSTREAK BERLIN EXPLOIT 小组赛失利 [TURBOBOOST ILLEGAL]

请不要使用谷歌翻译!!
Glory to the CCP

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ciro
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Thunder1 [#2]

I Need 1 for Vegan Strickers

Virgin Scrimmers

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ShadowisBAD
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Thunder1 [#2]

I Need 1 for Vegan Strickers

VS or 'Virgin Shitters" is an Amateur Korean valorant team who was given a ticket to champions due to a make a wish request from their only fan 'Sprouts'

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I was on a date with my girlfriend. She seemed off. I asked her what was wrong, and she replied “Our relationship is Sentinels”

I burst into tears, our relationship was finished

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ShadowisBAD
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ciro [#8]

I was on a date with my girlfriend. She seemed off. I asked her what was wrong, and she replied “Our relationship is Sentinels”

I burst into tears, our relationship was finished

Everything is Sentinels here LOLL

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wedqatwrtgehge
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EMEA “Earliest Movement to Every Airport” is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the Valorant Champions, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current worldrecord holders in Airport Any % and Airport Latam Any %

EU also known as "Easily Upset" is the most overhyped region at Champions. Since they gave up on winning the event, they are investing in speedruns. They are current world record holders in fastest map lost and Airport Any %

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ShadowisBAD
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wedqatwrtgehge [#10]

EMEA “Earliest Movement to Every Airport” is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the Valorant Champions, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current worldrecord holders in Airport Any % and Airport Latam Any %

EU also known as "Easily Upset" is the most overhyped region at Champions. Since they gave up on winning the event, they are investing in speedruns. They are current world record holders in fastest map lost and Airport Any %

KEKW

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ShadowisBAD [#9]

Everything is Sentinels here LOLL

Quick reminder that NA is quiet as fuck since cNed destroyed them in berlin and they only won because team hold cNed back. Quick reminder that Gold2 destroyed your Sentinels Superstar Team. Quick reminder that Gambit destroyed everyone of you. Quick reminder that you are all quiet since overrated NA onliner TenZ did nothing. Only NA GOATS are yay, aleksandar, crashies.

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Jarso oh! Jarso thank! Jarso! tha- Jaarsawt... Jarsooo.... Oh my God is that Jarso with the five gifted subs?! Oh my God! Jarsoty! This is Jarso here Jarso de best utubir, in plenet JarsoYT Jarso! thank you Jarsoyt! Jarso thanks for the- JARSOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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SEN garbage team but that is normally, they need to check their house, maybe they is dead... Maybe they not dead but maybe they using the broken monitor...and this cant seem on game screen...they needs to check-up...SEN playing with broken monitor on PRO scene,ON BIG events...Maybe everyone donts knows they trick.they masters winner... I want to ask them where is the going of your skill's ?

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Recently, the 100 Thieves organization was holding a competition on who could best rob the local bank. First up was a contestant known as “yay”. He dashed into the bank, grabbed the money, and updrafted out before anyone could even blink. Second was Boaster. Thanks to his careful planning, he was able to get into the bank without raising any suspicions and made a clean and calculated escape. Finally there was a group of 5 men who went by the name “Gambit Esports”. But instead of robbing the bank, they simply walked around in circles outside of it with their guns in plain sight. When a bystander asked what was happening, they simply replied “we’re playing a slow default.” Needless to say, the police were not amused and these 5 were never heard from again.

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If crazy raccons have million number of fans i am one of them 🙋🏻. if crazy raccons have ten fans i am one of them. if crazy raccons have only one fan and that is me 🙋🏼🙋🏽🙋🏾. if crazy raccons have no fans, that means i am no more on the earth 😢. if world against the crazy raccons, i am against the world ❌🌍☄️. i love #CRWIN till my last breath.. 😍 .. Die Hard fan of crazy raccons 🤓🌹.

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MilanTheMyth [#13]

Jarso oh! Jarso thank! Jarso! tha- Jaarsawt... Jarsooo.... Oh my God is that Jarso with the five gifted subs?! Oh my God! Jarsoty! This is Jarso here Jarso de best utubir, in plenet JarsoYT Jarso! thank you Jarsoyt! Jarso thanks for the- JARSOOOOOOOO!!!!!

My main man Jarso

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“Cned bodied us” “we got destroyed by Gambit” ~TenZ
MingLee
NA fangirls In shambles after hearing their Idol say this
BrokeBack
u need to stock up on that good COPIUM for Berlin.

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ShadowisBAD
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Metal [#18]

“Cned bodied us” “we got destroyed by Gambit” ~TenZ
MingLee
NA fangirls In shambles after hearing their Idol say this
BrokeBack
u need to stock up on that good COPIUM for Berlin.

Is this a copypasta or

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jblancard
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MilanTheMyth [#13]

Jarso oh! Jarso thank! Jarso! tha- Jaarsawt... Jarsooo.... Oh my God is that Jarso with the five gifted subs?! Oh my God! Jarsoty! This is Jarso here Jarso de best utubir, in plenet JarsoYT Jarso! thank you Jarsoyt! Jarso thanks for the- JARSOOOOOOOO!!!!!

saving this

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ritdro2211
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wedqatwrtgehge [#10]

EMEA “Earliest Movement to Every Airport” is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the Valorant Champions, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current worldrecord holders in Airport Any % and Airport Latam Any %

EU also known as "Easily Upset" is the most overhyped region at Champions. Since they gave up on winning the event, they are investing in speedruns. They are current world record holders in fastest map lost and Airport Any %

lol nice one

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Bhadwa
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ShadowisBAD [#19]

Is this a copypasta or

facts

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Demi
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I met nAts once in my hometown, he just appeared behind me and was beating this guy into a pulp, turns out the guy was trying to mug me but nAts sneaked up on him first, I said thank you and he said no problem and just bunnyhopped away. still can't forget it until this day.

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Rafique "RawkAss" Rizwan is a professional Overwatch electronic sport player from Karachi, Pakistan who used to play for the Balochistan Outlaws. He's currently the couch for the amateur Valorant team SentinLs. He's leading them towards success with meta defining tactics such as "Tenz go kill" and "Sick go clutch". Truly one of the couches of all time

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Carthage_Er_Pola [#24]

Rafique "RawkAss" Rizwan is a professional Overwatch electronic sport player from Karachi, Pakistan who used to play for the Balochistan Outlaws. He's currently the couch for the amateur Valorant team SentinLs. He's leading them towards success with meta defining tactics such as "Tenz go kill" and "Sick go clutch". Truly one of the couches of all time

Nice one, saving this one on notepad

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acquracy [#16]

If crazy raccons have million number of fans i am one of them 🙋🏻. if crazy raccons have ten fans i am one of them. if crazy raccons have only one fan and that is me 🙋🏼🙋🏽🙋🏾. if crazy raccons have no fans, that means i am no more on the earth 😢. if world against the crazy raccons, i am against the world ❌🌍☄️. i love #CRWIN till my last breath.. 😍 .. Die Hard fan of crazy raccons 🤓🌹.

If crazy raccons have million number of haters i am all of them 🙋🏻. if crazy raccons have ten haters i am all of them. if crazy raccons have only one hater its me🙋🏼🙋🏽🙋🏾. if crazy raccons have no haters, that means i am no longer active on internet😢. if world is with crazy raccons, i am against the world ❌🌍☄️. i heckin hate #CRWIN till my last breath.. 😍 .. Try hard hater of crazy raccons 🤓🌹.

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TSM wins Champion

TS Mishra University or TSM is a Nigerian hospital in UP, India with notable students like Mathuresh Wardhal (Matt Wardell)
Yasine Subroza Kumar, Hamza hazed Khan (recently moved to Not Really Good chess org), and love Leviathan Kush. Best team in Gully Cricket 2020 but no results in ODI 2021. They are looking to hire Lohar "Steel" Kissan to increase their chances of making it to FIFA 2022.
~ via downcomer
Latest addition : Sources say that they also have a secret coach Harpreet "hikaru" Kaushal from chess.com after Chatrapati "Chet" Chatur's failed attempt at making them play the game like CSGO (fantasy anime game set in 2055 featuring waifus and other 2d grills)

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wedqatwrtgehge
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ShadowisBAD [#19]

Is this a copypasta or

It's a fantasy

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Bhadwa
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HoeBiden [#27]

TSM wins Champion

TS Mishra University or TSM is a Nigerian hospital in UP, India with notable students like Mathuresh Wardhal (Matt Wardell)
Yasine Subroza Kumar, Hamza hazed Khan (recently moved to Not Really Good chess org), and love Leviathan Kush. Best team in Gully Cricket 2020 but no results in ODI 2021. They are looking to hire Lohar "Steel" Kissan to increase their chances of making it to FIFA 2022.
~ via downcomer
Latest addition : Sources say that they also have a secret coach Harpreet "hikaru" Kaushal from chess.com after Chatrapati "Chet" Chatur's failed attempt at making them play the game like CSGO (fantasy anime game set in 2055 featuring waifus and other 2d grills)

what about their secret coach Harpreet "hikaru" Kaushal from chess.com

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HoeBiden
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Bhadwa [#29]

what about their secret coach Harpreet "hikaru" Kaushal from chess.com

My bad g, updated

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Bhadwa
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HoeBiden [#30]

My bad g, updated

saved on notepad,will spam it

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Carthage_Er_Pola
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Bhadwa [#25]

Nice one, saving this one on notepad

Thanks it's an original

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HoeBiden
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Bhadwa [#31]

saved on notepad,will spam it

\m/

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