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People who say "cry is free"

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#1
TSM_IS_MY_FLAIR

"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most people doesn't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie.

As far as we know, tears consists of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free.

Here I listed the price of 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8.
I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar):

(price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (price 1 cubic litre water/100) = price 10 litre tears

France: 0,20 $
Italy: 0,17 $
Germany: 0,19 $
United Kingdom: 0,22 $
USA: 0,18 $
Canada: 0,18 $
Japan: 0,18 $
Russia: 0,16 $

That means russia has the cheapest cry. (Hail Communism)

Thank you for reading.

#2
bow___
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ah
u remind me this piece of art

#3
Neon74
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This copypasta will remain golden

#4
arzuluvkitty
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lmao.

#5
Aight
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Best copypasta
Let's all cry together and become millionaires

#6
Lizardz
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cry is free

#7
cheaterr
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h̴̋̅ê̴̒l̵̈́̈́p̶̔̈́ -ඞh̴̋̅ê̴̒l̵̈́̈́p̶̔̈́ -ඞ-ඞ-ඞ-ඞ-ඞ-ඞ-ඞ-ඞ-ඞ-ඞ-ඞ

#8
I_am_Ugly
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no my tears are free, but i sell them for a dollar per mm, therefore giving me a profit of 100%

#9
LordPSYNATH
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cheaterr [#7]

h̴̋̅ê̴̒l̵̈́̈́p̶̔̈́ -ඞh̴̋̅ê̴̒l̵̈́̈́p̶̔̈́ -ඞ-ඞ-ඞ-ඞ-ඞ-ඞ-ඞ-ඞ-ඞ-ඞ-ඞ

man dont speak pubic hair language.

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