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How many kindergartners could they take?

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#1
Sprouts

How many kindergartners do you think each player could take?

I'll start with 100 Thieves' roster:
Asuna - No shame, would pummel like 15 of them at the same time
Steel - Could not bring himself to hurt a child as he is a father figure to Vanity
Ethan - 5-10, probably could take an average amount
Nitr0 - 0 or else dad buff would deactivate
Hiko - Has to remain child friendly and would; therefore, not be able to beat a kindergartner. If he wasn't child friendly, this guy would be a tank

#2
hiyo
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you should've done "how many thieves can they take"

#3
Sprouts
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Was thinking about that, but it doesn't apply to other teams

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Sprouts
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Btw, this is the info analysts should be looking at
I don't care about TenZ's ACS, just tell me how many kindergartners he could take

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ranker11
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zombs can go on a horde no cap

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Asphyxia
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Guild:
Yacine - 1, after 1 time he would be sad. He is too nice to hurt someone.
Leo - 10 or so, this man doesn't break a sweat but I think he would feel bad after some point.
Sayf - 15, this dude wouldn't care to pummel their asses. But he wouldn't do it too harshly.
Draken - 15, similar to sayf. He would feel guilt but he wouldn't really care.
Bonkar - 100, Bonkar's thicc muscles always carry his team and he would carry here as well.

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ranker11
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gotta bonk em all

#9
Sprouts
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Bonkar would be going for atleast +20 to make up for his kill differential in the EMEA playoff games

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WinterBlac
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ZETA DIVISION
Barce: 100-200, Guy's a former yakuza with ice in his veins.
Laz: 0, He looks good and is too nice to hurt a child
Reita and takej: 50, would compete with eachother to see beats the more.
makiba: 10, looks terrifying and weak at the same time.

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Sprouts
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saw a photo of barce on thespikegg once and mans looks like a unit

#11
Paracosm
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bruh all zeta division players look like they will bully me and take my lunch money

#12
thanatos11
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Jammyz and AimDLL could take a school no lie

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ravissant
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FNC:

Boaster - 0, yinsu would ever approve
Doma - 4, I could see him taking a few before realising it's wrong (but if he wouldn't care about the children, easily 50+)
Derke - 100, dude has no emotions he's literally finnish
Magnum - 0, no chance he's beating kids with that cute smile
Mistic - 10-15, he could take more but only took this amount because he isn't into beating children but just wished to hone his bodyguard skills a little bit for the celebrations at champions :D

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GTNgreatestofalltime
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gtn- more than 1000.
He would literally bring his gang

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whycare
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Sinatraa: At least 100 as he does not speak virgin

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Dr_DoofenshmirtZ
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lol n1

#17
number1_ScreaM_fan
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ScreaM: at least 50 as he will just punch them all once in the head for the 1 tap.
Nivera: he will be overwhelmed as he won't be able to decide if he wants to attack or not because he is too kind.
L1NK: would just bald head rush them since he is the bald eagle.
Soulcas: probably a few since the kindergarteners are tall enough to land punches on him

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