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You know what I told her?

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I told her πŸ’ƒ to drive over in yo' new whip, 🚘 bring some friends you cool with πŸ™†β€β™€οΈπŸ™†β€β™€οΈπŸ’β€β™€οΈ
I'ma bring the cool whip, πŸš™ then I want you to strip πŸ˜‹
See, you is my new chick, πŸ‘Έ so we get our grind on πŸ˜‰
She be grabbin', ☺️ callin' me Biggie 😳 like Shyne home πŸ˜„
Man, I swear, she fine homes, 😍 why she always lyin' though? 😩
Tellin' me them diamonds, πŸ’Ž when she know they rhinestones 🀒
She got a light-skinned friend πŸ™‹πŸΌβ€β™€οΈlook like Michael Jackson 😎
Got a dark-skinned friend πŸ™‹πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ look like Michael Jackson 😎
I played Ready for the World, 🌎 she was ready for some action πŸ€ͺ
My dog said you ain't no freak 😌 so you 'bout to prove my man wrong 😝
I'ma play this Vandross, 😯 you gon' take yo' pants off πŸ˜†
I'ma play this Gladys Knight, ☺️ me and you gon' get right 😚

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Simp4S0m
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Now, Kanye, 🐐 I know I told you 🫡 to slow it down, baby πŸ₯Ί
It's good, πŸ‘Œ it's all good, πŸ‘ it's beautiful ☺️
But now 😣 I need you to do it faster, baby πŸ˜–
Can you please? 😭 Do it faster, 😫 baby, do it faster! 😩
Damn, baby, I can't do it that fast πŸ˜”
But I know somebody who can, 😁 Twista!

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