Suggestions for 1000th post!

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hi I'm canyon and I'm a pussy 🗿

say something racist

post your d1ck

I should get a life

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

fraud

"Shownu wait."
babysasuke said softly, looking to the side ashamedly, Shownu gently stroking his hair.
"What's wrong my beautiful?"
He asked worriedly.
"It's been so long and I don't feel very sexy."
He admitted now and Shownu smiled lovingly at him.
"You are so incredibly sexy babysasuke, I'll show you."
He replied and stripped him down to his underwear, looking at him lustfully.
"You look incredibly hot."
Shownu said and his tongue slid over his chest lower and lower over his belly to his big bulge.
"Wow you are deliciously hard."
babysasuke was moaning louder and louder by now.
"May I?"
Shownu asked, trying to pull down his boxers.
babysasuke nodded and he finally took off his underwear as well.
Shownu could hardly believe that he had finally done it.
The man who had given him so many sleepless nights was finally in his bed, ready for him.