patch 5.02 (the perfect patch)

Guys! I got an insider leak on the next (and greatest) patch from head Rito Game dev by pretending to be his favorite twitch streamer, xX_GamerRaidenzz2011_Xx! The next patch notes will be looking like this!

1. the bug that seems to be occuring in everyone's game for the past 2 years called 'VALORANT' has at long last been purged from the game system! This will allow you to play the beta of the real game rito wanted to make, LAMPPOST MAKER SIMULATOR™!* This new game is a copy of inspired by the Mega popular roblox game! 169 LEVEL MORBIUS OBBY! (SECRET AMONGUS HIDDEN XD!)
2. This game will feature a host of new microtransactions cosmetics to show your support for the game! It is a pay-to-play project costing exactly 1/2 of your bank account or credit card (however much that is).
3. Rito has also terminated the popular hoax called 'VCT' instead transferring all the 'pros' in the 'VCT' to the esports division of LAMPPOST MAKER SIMULATOR™! with popular streamer Shahzeb 'ShahZam' Khan stating: please get me out of here these people wont let me go until i say what they want I absolutely LOVE LAMPPOST MAKER SIMULATOR™! It is by far the best game I have ever played! before he scurried off to nibble on a piece of cheese for whatever reason!
4. profit!

Personally, I absolutely love patch 5.02 but that's just my opinion! Thank you for reading my Article!!!!!

*No purchases made on the bugged game will be refunded

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guys dont bother reading he basically just says his dog got stung by a bee and he's very sad about it at the vet with his dog rn