boostio will get drunk and get executed for sleeping with the presidents wife
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| Last post: | May 15, 2024 at 11:08 AM |
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boostio will get drunk and get executed for sleeping with the presidents wife
Probably the best thing ive ever read: Sousou no Biden: Beyond Presidency’s End
Summary:
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yes because those problems were with the 6 man problem, not the og roster. Lets ignore DRX placing 3rd at lock//in (losing by 1 map against loud) for a second. Need i remind you what the og roster did at champs when they werent be fucked by the 6 man thing?
2-1 Loud (4th place team)
2-1 Navi (wouldve have beat other playoff teams if they werent stuck in group of death)
2-0 Blg (not even NRG could beat them TWICE)
Only losses were to EG (winners of the tourney, looked like the best team in the world BY FAR)
and FNC (winner of lock//in and tokyo, only lost to Loud at champs, argument could be made for best team itw) where they 13-1 them map 1 on their second best map, and would have beat them if a hurrcaine wasnt happening (no crowd gave FNC crazy advantage)
Now lets look at DRX this year
2-0 DFM and Talon to make it (wow such impressive teams)
Lose 0-2 to GenG (lost so many 1v2 1v3 etc, old drx never would have lost this game) FAIL TO QUAL for the very first time since reykajivik 21
Go undefeated in regular season against bums, not even geng is playing as good as they did at Madrid
Lose 1-2 to prx (fine whatever)
Lose 1-2 to geng (you were up map 1 and 7-1 on map 2 how tf did you throw this) which marks the third time (second this year) since DRX have never made a intl event.
Tell me how thats better.
americas: mwzera
emea: woot
apac: jinggg
china: zmjjkk
tenz trophies: 2
cryo trophies: 0
tenz rosters solo carried: 3
cryo rosters solo carried: 0
honestly as long as she gives me hugs and cuddles im fine with anything
except fat bitches
Fns hasnt won a game in 9 months
Som hasnt won a game in 9 months
Pancada hasnt won a (t1) game in 10 months
Scream hasnt won a game in 10 months
k1ng hasnt won a (t1) game in 10 months
yet all these players are considered goats?
assuming less and saadhak are gone
Qck-move to sentinel where he played much better on Furia
Tuyz-smokes
Cauanzin-initator
Dgzin-flex
DeyahAlAjarma-duelist
idk about the other four but their duelist will carry them to champs at least
4th at tokyo, almost beat loud at lock//in, 2nd in americas. Yes this is mid compared to the team we are currently seeing who can only beat brazil
compared to rb and zest? hell no. if drx had there old roster and kept up their form from champs (need i remind you they almost beat fnc) they would have EASILY won madrid, and have qualed for shanghai. Recency bias is crazy, yall saying that the current drx is better when they cant even qual for events? old drx was top 2 in pacific, and consitently top 6-top 4 at intl.
Wont count role swaps because that would be too many
what did i miss?
we getting mimi and ender every game, gonna have to watch this shit on mute
bro i lowkey feel bad for you. how tf are you gonna spin this into a positive angle and d ride your team
pancada isnt even an upgrade, if anything hes a downgrade, they both are similar skill/util wise, but marved has much better chem and can speak english better than pancada (what got him benched on sen)
i mean its a bit sus that out of everyone chet picked crashies and vic over fns (best igl itw) and som (one of the best smokes players)
less isnt a smokes player tho. With viper nerf his smokes characters goes from 1 to 0
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD TIM DUNCAN WAS OH MY GOD
NRG have a role and igl issue, so they decide to make a change. Fine makes sense. So to solve the issue of having no sentinel player, no competent igl, and ethan/crashies and demon1/victor role overlap they decide too...cut their smokes player??? The only person on their team who can play viper (THE MOST USED AGENT IN THE GAME, ik shes getting nerfed but shell still be played on a lot of maps) and omen (THE MOST USED CONTROLLER BESIDES VIPER). So now going into the next split they
Still dont have a good igl
Still have the role overlap between ethan/crashies and victor/demon1
Still have no sentinel player
Have no player who can play viper and omen
And will no longer have one of their best and most consistent players (NEED I REMIND YOU ALL THE BEST SMOKES PLAYER ITW)
Yeah we are winning Champs with this one.
3 reasons
How do you get ekittens? im a iron 3 jett main and i still havent gotten any femboys
EDG willl have a major run in front of their home crowd getting 3rd
FNC will not win a map (im a hater)
G2 will not win a map (im a hater)
not many of the american players are that big. Many of them are slightly big (boostio valyn jonahp c0m tex etc), but not so big as too make the list.
Let me know what you would change!
considering the entierty of 2023 they were complete shit and at champs 22 the only teams they beat were a trash kru, lev with tacoshitta and could only beat xset because of a bug...yeah seems pretty flukey to me
sad thats the case leaf is bassicly na sayf, cracked duelist who goes to senti/viper role so a t3 underperforming duelist takes his place
cum will flank you and cum all over your back
imo if g2 kept net they would have even better than they were now. Leaf was the 2nd best duelist in americas (after aspas) last year, and icy is shit
underperform? bro hasnt performed since 2021. He makes every team hes on worse, and is by far the worst player in emea this year
REDGAR???? bro must have brain damage
2023:
Sykko-one of the worst coaches in the world highered d0phhh put sacy on smokes and pancada on sentinel, got fired mid season
Dephhh-worst player itw, trash igl, forced sacy on smokes and pancada on sentinel so his mediocre igling could be 'better', was so bad he retiered mid season and marved was a better igl than him
Ayrin-got fucked by his coaches, actually was a decent igl with a ton of potentional in the roster (texture, monyet LF) but got fucked with having skrossi on jett every game
BcJ-signed to EG to play smokes (mind you he was a top 3 initator at champs and carried his team with cryo and zekken to 6th), benched for not being good enough at the role THEY FORCED HIM TO PLAY
Cryo-was put on 100frauds, horrible igling and coaching and didnt look like he knew how to play the map on the attack side
Zekken-somehow managed to look good but was being dragged down by his team
2024
Sykko-head of m80
Dephhh-head of m80 counterstrike
Ayrin-retired, living the happy life
BcJ-looks amazing playing for m80 with extreme chance to win ascenion
Cryo-qualed to shanghai, diffed aspas, looks like 2022 him is back, is a god on other agents besides jett
Zekken-won madrid, looks like top player itw, finally has a good team behind him
I miss bro, wish he came back and streamed, those streams before he dipped were some of the funniest shit ive ever watched
In Tokyo Leo was blatantly cheating on Split vs EG (this round https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG485ChbqiY ),
-vanity (role issues)
switch runi to igl
+jakee (smokes)
We almost lost to team liquid MOTHER FUCKING TEAM LIQUID. Idk how this team is the same as last year, i think its chalked for us ngl
played sova on breeze, came from cod and didnt realize run n gun didnt work till like my 5th game
massive bandwagon d rider, cried when they didnt make playoffs. probably posted a thread that they need to cut sacy/zellsis/kaplan
But mwzera isnt good with raze...
0.77 rating 0.69 kd 0.07 fkpr
Since joining Envy in 2021 and throughout 2022 in OPTIC, Yay went negative KD in ONLY 2/52 matches, which both took place at international events. During 2022 if yay has a non traded first death, Optic lost the round 78.95% of the time. When Yay got more than 16 kills per map (the average amount of kills per player is 15.2) Optic would win on average 4.75 more rounds than when he got less than 16 kills. Nobody in 2022 comes close, and the only person across 2023 that had more impact here than Yay was Jinggg (5.56 round won). Yays impact kills increased optics win chances 352% (next highest of the top team was 2023 Aspas at 339%)
in the leuage
kru are better
100t are better
lev are better
sen are better
loud are better
c9 are better
eg are better
nrg is toss up
dw ill be back when oxy drops 50
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