WE'VE CONQUERED ALL OF CHINA 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP 🛑🛑🛑 FROM TORONTO 🇨🇦 TO PARIS 🇫🇷 WE'LL WIN THE FUCKING LOT 🏆🏆🏆
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊

AND WHEN WE WIN IN PARIS 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 WE'LL SAY IT WAS FORETOLD 🗣️🗣️🗣️THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD 🌍🌎🌏 THE BOYS IN BLACK AND GOLD 🐺🐺🐺
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊

GAMERGIRL VS HYNIX WET DREAMS

ABSOLUTE FUCKING CINEMA ✋😐🤚🗣️🔥

#HIHOWOLVERHAMPTON

their fanbase is just the most obnoxious people on planet earth

PLATOON AND MCE FANS ARE IN SHAMBLES

WHERE'S SPRING
WHERE'S JUICY
WHERE'S SIUFATBB
WHERE'S YUICAW
WHERE'S LYSOAR

DRX ARE QUALIFYING AS THE 4TH SEED WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥

yeah but who can they afford to import tho

suggest is half Korean cuh

who do you think joins NS then

DRX are going from 5th/6th to 3rd with this one 🗣️🔥

also sheck wes is in this mashup

no it's good that you've never been on there

W roster move

G0 are winning it all with that one

FE!N 🗣️🔥FE!N 🗣️🔥FE!N 🗣️🔥FE!N 🗣️🔥FE!N 🗣️🔥FE!N 🗣️🔥FE!N 🗣️🔥FE!N 🗣️🔥FE!N 🗣️🔥FE!N 🗣️🔥

hoping this works (I hate g0 as much as I hate r/valorantcompetitive)

that's why it's random lol

https://youtu.be/q1pk9RElLV0?si=R9IFGHgy4Ex6j2gl

who says yes

the winner of PRX vs wolves wins Toronto #HIHOWOLVERHAMPTON

Haha, as a Torontonian, I often see whacky stuff around this grand city. It really rustles my jimmies.

Last night in fact, I saw something so crazy! Genuinely was a little chuffed with myself for witnessing this moment.

Okay, so basically I was walking down Front Street, just minding my own business, when suddenly I heard a loud scream!
I rushed over to the base of the CN tower and there I saw TenZedZombie crying hysterically.

I asked what was wrong, he said to look up, to which I saw a great overcase shadow from just upon the tower. It appeared to be a BBL.

Apparently the entire Sentinels team had climbed up to prove that "America's is still on Top".

On hootenany, I rioted with laughter! What silly people!

Then they all fell and the end.

Thanks for the Karma and Gold in advance.

stfu n1zzy and zesbeew are the best support and util players in the fucking world

FE!N 🗣️🔥FE!N 🗣️🔥FE!N 🗣️🔥FE!N 🗣️🔥FE!N 🗣️🔥FE!N 🗣️🔥FE!N 🗣️🔥FE!N 🗣️🔥

INVY IS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

short answer: he doesn't beat it until next year

long answer: https://youtu.be/B9synWjqBn8?si=CKTfE86AQ1OhEsBm

#HIHOWOLVERHAMPTON

I'M FREE FROM THE FLAIR JAIL TS ARE WINNING CHAMPS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

better late than never right

I HATE REDDITI HATE REDDITI HATE REDDITI HATE REDDITI HATE REDDITI HATE REDDITI HATE REDDITI HATE REDDITI HATE REDDITI HATE REDDIT

I haven’t spoken a word in 7 hours. Sentinels lost to EMEA and I’m just sitting here in pure silence. I turned off my monitor, closed my blinds, and stared into the void. My dog came up to me wagging his tail and I couldn’t even pet him. I just whispered “Americas lost to EMEA…” and he walked away slowly like he understood the shame.

I can’t even look my kids in the eyes anymore. They came up to me with their little Valorant plushies asking “did Americas win?” and I just broke down sobbing. My wife asked what’s wrong and I told her Sentinels lost to EMEA. She handed me the divorce papers. I deserve it.

My neighbors were blasting “FNATIC” out the window and I nearly punched drywall. I tried to speak but all that came out was a weak “diff…” before collapsing to my knees.

I will be taking a break from VLR till G2 gives the Americas justice once again. Peace out.

https://youtu.be/7kjKJ9-FRcU?si=8zsQnlcoMXMd1OD0

this should've been a copypasta but sadly vlr doesn't know much about VCT CN 😭🙏

idk why but I hate reddit more than I hate G2

alr fine I'll support (jinx) G2 just this once

I'll get the flair on asw

https://youtu.be/ON23932Fleo?si=mVGEfiWRsaXao-jz

thanks egann

nah LOUD wins champs if invy's on the roster 😎🇵🇭

nah

LOUD invy

who says yes

something's going to play cuh, vlr kinda buggy sometimes

"GOATmericas" 😭🙏💔🥀

that's way easier than one might think

wolves win 3-0 #HIHOWOLVERHAMPTON

TOT EL CAMP 👏👏👏

the joke always writes itself

https://youtu.be/O7inMu9KtVM?si=YARcwmdmwc-yBuqg

sup bitch

#HIHOWOLVERHAMPTON

https://youtu.be/Xn4yAbA9cZw?si=Z5ymuX7JA-3K3d6X

who says yes

free win for wolves icl #HIHOWOLVERHAMPTON