Rooney to fucking hojlund
from Kagawa, Scholes and Mata to fucking poverty shit in midfield
from Vidic, Ferdinand to fucking 3 petite defenders who get shit on
from Van de sar, De gea to fucking onana bro
I went from watching dea gea highlights when he saved that penalty vs barnes in the everton game with NCS background songs to seeing twitter clips of memechester shitnited
I went from 4-4-2, beautiful manchester united football to terrorism tactics
I went from theatre of dreams, to theatre of nightmares
I went from champions league nights to fucking first round EFL league games vs GRIMBSY HOW DO YOU LOSE VS GRIMBSY?
I went from being eager to watch manchester united play to now not even knowing when they play
When will it end?


