SkRossi / Global Esports

Boiss Drop some Copypastas for todays GE match Hindi copypastas are welcome too

Last night I was on a train to Delhi and I was looking at my Valorant store on my laptop when a man approached me.

He said - ‘Be careful with that game, dozens of young people disappeared in the past weeks who played Valorant.’

I just nervously laughed and put my laptop down and watched as he crossed into the next carriage. Suddenly the lights flickered and a hooded figure appeared right in front of me. He towered over me even while sitting. Suddenly, he pulled his hood back to reveal himself. It was Skrossi. He smiled at me and revealed his fangs.

‘I need some juice.’ - he said, and then everything went black. Be aware, this is how Skrossi gets his power, fear him, for he’s going to feast on your game sense and your aim.

Did you know?

SKLassi is a popular lassi vendor, he is famous for one tapping the dahi handi and aggro peeking down the amritsar mainroad. He once dropped some lassi on his hair and permanently colored it white.

"Your aim is insane." Rossi said, as he slipped his hand into Kappa's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to spray me?" protests Kappa, as Rossi blushes, the boyish figure presented before Kappa. "Weak eco play, Rossi." The two cuddled, and afterwards Kappa dropped his Sova arrow into Rossi's open bombsite. (idk if this counts lol, just found it funny)

I’m telling you, Rossi is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he took out jett knifes out and updrafted out of the door

fools look at hellranger/kappa numbers and laugh, intellectuals recognize that his brain effectively makes every game a 6v5. when you play against global esports, you aren't just competing against bonkar, you are competing against every tactician that came before him. rumors say that he's studied every existing text of military strategy dating back to ancient rome and compartmentalized each aspect of warfare into his memory palace, which he freely roams during tournaments at a timescale of 1000 mental years translating to 1 second in reality.

I think its hilarious u kids talking about kappa. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

SA aka “Singapore Airport” is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Singapore Airport. Since they gave up on the Valorant , they are investing in VALORANT Speedruns. In particular they are current world record holders in Airport Any % and Singapore Airport no wins.

LMAOO WTF I CANT STOP LAUGHING