Boy oh boy where do I even begin. yay… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the mouse, and that gorgeous aim. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you leave Optic. You had a rough career, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the stage, you're a great person and son, sometimes I even call you daddy. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Optic and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. And tears continue to pour from my eyes when I watch you win nothing, because deep down, my glorious king don’t deserve it. I just want you to return to Pujan’s arms. But you never will, my sweet baby boy please come home and I will be rejoiced. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2022 you made history happen. You destroyed Loud 3-0 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words how it feels to win Masters Reykjavik, "uh good". Not only have you changed the game of Valorant and the Chamber mains forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting washed, but still El Diablo, my El Diablo. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Jacob Whiteaker. 🥰❤️🫶🏻
GE 
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| R | ACS | K | D | A | +/– | KAST | ADR | HS% | FK | FD | +/– | ||
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1.23 1.44 1.05 | 255 267 245 | 22 11 11 | / 13 5 8 / | 12 7 5 | +9 +6 +3 | 70% 82% 58% | 163 159 166 | 37% 40% 33% | 1 0 1 | 4 3 1 | -3 -3 0 | |
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1.19 1.24 1.16 | 243 241 246 | 19 9 10 | / 15 6 9 / | 6 3 3 | +4 +3 +1 | 78% 100% 58% | 177 177 177 | 31% 28% 35% | 2 0 2 | 1 0 1 | +1 0 +1 | |
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1.08 1.21 0.97 | 174 197 155 | 14 9 5 | / 12 5 7 / | 6 1 5 | +2 +4 -2 | 70% 73% 67% | 128 143 114 | 53% 57% 50% | 3 1 2 | 1 1 0 | +2 0 +2 | |
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0.97 0.77 1.16 | 189 135 241 | 15 5 10 | / 14 7 7 / | 2 0 2 | +1 -2 +3 | 78% 64% 92% | 116 85 144 | 41% 67% 30% | 3 1 2 | 1 0 1 | +2 +1 +1 | |
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0.91 1.56 0.31 | 204 312 106 | 17 13 4 | / 16 6 10 / | 6 3 3 | +1 +7 -6 | 65% 73% 58% | 121 186 61 | 38% 41% 27% | 4 4 0 | 3 1 2 | +1 +3 -2 |
| R | ACS | K | D | A | +/– | KAST | ADR | HS% | FK | FD | +/– | ||
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1.04 1.09 0.99 | 185 201 168 | 16 9 7 | / 16 8 8 / | 3 1 2 | 0 +1 -1 | 57% 67% 45% | 136 145 127 | 34% 40% 27% | 3 1 2 | 3 2 1 | 0 -1 +1 | |
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0.95 1.47 0.38 | 180 265 89 | 15 12 3 | / 17 8 9 / | 2 1 1 | -2 +4 -6 | 61% 75% 45% | 118 168 63 | 39% 41% 33% | 3 3 0 | 1 1 0 | +2 +2 0 | |
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0.91 1.02 0.78 | 160 180 139 | 10 5 5 | / 16 7 9 / | 10 7 3 | -6 -2 -4 | 65% 67% 64% | 114 138 89 | 21% 17% 31% | 2 1 1 | 4 2 2 | -2 -1 -1 | |
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0.91 1.18 0.62 | 182 187 178 | 15 8 7 | / 18 7 11 / | 6 5 1 | -3 +1 -4 | 65% 75% 55% | 106 108 105 | 34% 32% 37% | 0 0 0 | 1 1 0 | -1 -1 0 | |
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0.79 0.70 0.89 | 184 155 217 | 14 7 7 | / 20 10 10 / | 3 1 2 | -6 -3 -3 | 57% 67% 45% | 124 85 167 | 36% 36% 36% | 2 0 2 | 4 1 3 | -2 -1 -1 |
| R | ACS | K | D | A | +/– | KAST | ADR | HS% | FK | FD | +/– | ||
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0.75 1.47 1.11 | 229 165 294 | 52 17 35 | / 47 25 22 / | 17 11 6 | +5 -8 +13 | 78% 76% 79% | 145 113 176 | 24% 22% 25% | 9 5 4 | 7 3 4 | +2 +2 0 | |
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1.30 0.84 1.07 | 204 234 174 | 46 30 16 | / 42 18 24 / | 16 4 12 | +4 +12 -8 | 69% 74% 65% | 142 165 118 | 35% 41% 29% | 4 1 3 | 2 1 1 | +2 0 +2 | |
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1.09 0.66 0.88 | 184 228 139 | 46 29 17 | / 47 22 25 / | 7 4 3 | -1 +7 -8 | 68% 74% 62% | 109 132 86 | 35% 36% 34% | 12 7 5 | 11 5 6 | +1 +2 -1 | |
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1.09 0.58 0.83 | 173 209 139 | 42 26 16 | / 50 23 27 / | 20 10 10 | -8 +3 -11 | 71% 85% 56% | 116 129 103 | 26% 21% 34% | 4 2 2 | 4 2 2 | 0 0 0 | |
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1.01 0.63 0.82 | 201 238 166 | 48 28 20 | / 50 23 27 / | 22 13 9 | -2 +5 -7 | 63% 74% 53% | 128 149 107 | 32% 34% 28% | 4 2 2 | 11 6 5 | -7 -4 -3 |
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1.50 0.93 1.22 | 224 262 189 | 54 32 22 | / 45 19 26 / | 24 13 11 | +9 +13 -4 | 79% 85% 74% | 142 164 120 | 30% 28% 32% | 2 2 0 | 4 1 3 | -2 +1 -3 | |
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1.01 1.23 1.12 | 228 196 258 | 54 25 29 | / 51 25 26 / | 17 6 11 | +3 0 +3 | 72% 79% 65% | 153 125 180 | 37% 37% 38% | 9 2 7 | 7 1 6 | +2 +1 +1 | |
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1.13 0.94 1.04 | 207 224 190 | 50 27 23 | / 48 22 26 / | 13 7 6 | +2 +5 -3 | 60% 65% 56% | 139 146 133 | 37% 42% 30% | 10 6 4 | 8 6 2 | +2 0 +2 | |
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1.01 0.91 0.96 | 159 165 155 | 35 17 18 | / 41 18 23 / | 20 13 7 | -6 -1 -5 | 69% 71% 68% | 112 115 109 | 25% 23% 28% | 5 3 2 | 7 3 4 | -2 0 -2 | |
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1.11 0.67 0.89 | 176 188 166 | 43 24 19 | / 49 20 29 / | 10 5 5 | -6 +4 -10 | 65% 74% 56% | 120 128 112 | 33% 40% 27% | 9 5 4 | 7 5 2 | +2 0 +2 |
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| R | ACS | K | D | A | +/– | KAST | ADR | HS% | FK | FD | +/– | ||
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1.18 1.17 1.20 | 221 239 200 | 19 11 8 | / 12 7 5 / | 1 1 0 | +7 +4 +3 | 77% 83% 70% | 134 136 132 | 33% 37% 27% | 5 2 3 | 3 3 0 | +2 -1 +3 | |
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1.11 0.85 1.43 | 252 198 317 | 17 6 11 | / 16 9 7 / | 10 7 3 | +1 -3 +4 | 82% 83% 80% | 163 151 177 | 16% 14% 18% | 5 3 2 | 2 0 2 | +3 +3 0 | |
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0.99 1.15 0.80 | 209 230 185 | 16 11 5 | / 14 7 7 / | 3 0 3 | +2 +4 -2 | 68% 67% 70% | 142 163 116 | 18% 28% 10% | 0 0 0 | 1 0 1 | -1 0 -1 | |
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0.61 0.90 0.26 | 157 242 57 | 11 10 1 | / 17 9 8 / | 6 2 4 | -6 +1 -7 | 64% 67% 60% | 105 158 42 | 26% 38% 0% | 0 0 0 | 2 1 1 | -2 -1 -1 | |
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0.41 0.69 0.07 | 118 183 41 | 9 8 1 | / 19 11 8 / | 4 2 2 | -10 -3 -7 | 64% 75% 50% | 73 108 31 | 19% 21% 11% | 1 1 0 | 3 2 1 | -2 -1 -1 |
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1.65 1.48 1.80 | 305 268 336 | 23 10 13 | / 14 6 8 / | 11 3 8 | +9 +4 +5 | 82% 80% 83% | 199 172 221 | 36% 45% 30% | 3 0 3 | 1 0 1 | +2 0 +2 | |
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1.17 1.53 0.87 | 185 194 178 | 14 7 7 | / 13 4 9 / | 13 6 7 | +1 +3 -2 | 82% 90% 75% | 119 138 103 | 32% 29% 35% | 0 0 0 | 2 0 2 | -2 0 -2 | |
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1.17 1.70 0.73 | 246 309 195 | 20 11 9 | / 17 5 12 / | 6 4 2 | +3 +6 -3 | 59% 70% 50% | 152 180 128 | 51% 58% 44% | 3 2 1 | 2 1 1 | +1 +1 0 | |
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0.91 1.04 0.81 | 129 149 114 | 10 5 5 | / 12 5 7 / | 4 3 1 | -2 0 -2 | 73% 80% 67% | 99 100 98 | 35% 35% 35% | 2 2 0 | 3 1 2 | -1 +1 -2 | |
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0.66 0.33 0.94 | 134 46 208 | 11 2 9 | / 16 6 10 / | 2 0 2 | -5 -4 -1 | 64% 60% 67% | 93 32 144 | 46% 50% 45% | 3 1 2 | 3 3 0 | 0 -2 +2 |
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| R | ACS | K | D | A | +/– | KAST | ADR | HS% | FK | FD | +/– | ||
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1.24 0.63 1.80 | 247 160 329 | 20 6 14 | / 17 9 8 / | 5 4 1 | +3 -3 +6 | 74% 82% 67% | 156 100 208 | 24% 17% 28% | 1 1 0 | 4 3 1 | -3 -2 -1 | |
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1.13 1.55 0.74 | 228 276 185 | 16 10 6 | / 16 6 10 / | 7 3 4 | 0 +4 -4 | 70% 82% 58% | 156 191 124 | 45% 48% 43% | 1 0 1 | 0 0 0 | +1 0 +1 | |
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0.88 1.39 0.42 | 158 205 115 | 14 9 5 | / 16 6 10 / | 10 5 5 | -2 +3 -5 | 70% 82% 58% | 97 105 89 | 25% 13% 50% | 1 1 0 | 0 0 0 | +1 +1 0 | |
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0.61 0.70 0.53 | 191 206 179 | 15 7 8 | / 20 9 11 / | 4 4 0 | -5 -2 -3 | 57% 73% 42% | 116 129 103 | 31% 25% 40% | 3 2 1 | 5 2 3 | -2 0 -2 | |
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0.55 0.54 0.56 | 126 133 121 | 10 5 5 | / 19 9 10 / | 0 0 0 | -9 -4 -5 | 61% 64% 58% | 73 75 72 | 33% 18% 57% | 3 1 2 | 5 1 4 | -2 0 -2 |
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1.56 1.80 1.31 | 305 392 211 | 25 17 8 | / 14 8 6 / | 5 2 3 | +11 +9 +2 | 91% 92% 91% | 200 244 152 | 27% 26% 27% | 2 2 0 | 1 0 1 | +1 +2 -1 | |
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1.06 0.99 1.14 | 188 163 215 | 15 7 8 | / 13 6 7 / | 6 3 3 | +2 +1 +1 | 70% 67% 73% | 122 104 141 | 23% 25% 21% | 1 0 1 | 0 0 0 | +1 0 +1 | |
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1.05 1.39 0.67 | 213 229 197 | 17 10 7 | / 16 6 10 / | 6 4 2 | +1 +4 -3 | 70% 83% 55% | 148 167 127 | 24% 37% 13% | 3 1 2 | 3 1 2 | 0 0 0 | |
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0.94 0.93 0.96 | 195 177 215 | 17 8 9 | / 17 9 8 / | 3 2 1 | 0 -1 +1 | 78% 92% 64% | 137 126 148 | 40% 28% 53% | 4 2 2 | 2 0 2 | +2 +2 0 | |
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0.91 0.71 1.12 | 190 176 205 | 14 7 7 | / 15 9 6 / | 4 2 2 | -1 -2 +1 | 65% 58% 73% | 130 119 143 | 23% 28% 15% | 4 3 1 | 3 3 0 | +1 0 +1 |
SPAM ⚡️ THIS ⚡️ LIGHTNING ⚡️ BECAUSE ⚡️ GE ⚡️ IS ⚡️ FIGHTING!
Who is PatMen?
in math: my solution ➗
in history: my king 👑
in art: my muse 🎨
in science: my oxygen 💨
in geography: my world 🌍
#GEWIN
#GEFIGHTING
#PatMenandturtle96UnitedAgainstHaters
#INDIAandPHandRUandAUandKRtogether
ts might be the corniest shit i've ever seen... are you a middle schooler?
yeah ur right
and thats why xi lai gaming will teach global esports how to speak chinese
XLG 2-0 shitter team
Bro, they are Kr1stal's old teammates, and nothing is going to happen just because you say so, so stop yapping.
yeah nothing will happen from globals part because they will lose to a chinese team
rarga fucking dogwalks
yo listen up ⁉️
you ever see someone not just play valorant but straight rewrite the GODDAMN HISTORY BOOKS? that’s marteen. dude went absolute apeshit in the VCT EMEA Kickoff — back-to-back BO5s, no rest, no mercy — and ended up with 126 kills on the board, smashing records that people thought were untouchable. 🧊🔥
not 88. not 106. not even 111.
126 kills.
the kind of number that makes analysts mute their mics and players rethink career choices. the Yoru just walked into the enemy spawn, waved goodbye to their plans, and walked out with a goddamn statline. 🧠💀
Gentle Mates needed a miracle to punch their ticket to Masters Santiago, and marteen didn’t just deliver — he literally rewrote the rules mid-match. records shattered. egos broken. Fnatic left wondering if they’d accidently queued ranked solo-duo. ⚰️
people on reddit are like: “he’s not even possible human” and “marteen must be using cheats because that aim isn’t real.” little do they know… this man’s just unlocked the next tier of reality. 👁️🗨️💯
if valorant had a pantheon?
marteen = the winter deity who looks at a record and says: not tall enough. ❄️🏆
GE bans Lotus XLG bans Ascent
GE picks Pearl XLG picks Fracture
GE bans Haven XLG Breeze
Split decider
Split decider is a danger for GE. GE is clean on pearl but fracture feels dicey for both GE and XLG.
GE 2-1 XLG
XLG has the chance to do the funniest thing ever but prev tournaments shows CN just get grouped all the time
Happywei vs Kr1stal whoever hard carries + the map vetoes
Pat has not been himself this event. we have yet to see where he actually just go nuclear
Also XLG and GE have pracc with each other a lot of times so there's a strong familiarity with each other's strats / habits / positions
GE 2-1
Rarga said he cant play on stage, and this being the elimination map, GE takes the dub
Kr1stal vs Rarga and happywei(ex teammates)
Udotan vs NoMan (ex teammate)
LETSGOOO GE
why is this game 2... 2-0 GE but like come on, its gonna be a fuckin insane match 1 and then match 2 is a fuckin email
https://www.vlr.gg/400164/rare-atom-vs-xi-lai-gaming-champions-tour-2024-china-ascension-gf
Kr1stal's gonna show them they cutoff the wrong russian
please GE dont lose, pacific will suffer for the next couple of months if we only had prx in playoff after all the strongest region bs and your couch saying shit about mid tier pacific team making top 4 america
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT HAPPENED WHERE IS YOUR FLAIR???
MY BIGGEST FAN I LIVE RENT FREE IN YOUR HEAD.
WHERE IS STARXO RN? WHERE IS GENTLE MATES? NOT EVEN IN GROUPS ? AHHAHAAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHA XLG DODGING EVERY RELEVANT TEAM AS USUAL TO SCRAP OVER TIER 3 APAC XDDDDDDDD
MY BIGGEST FAN I LIVE RENT FREE IN YOUR HEAD
SCRAPPING OVER JUST TO GO 0-2 NEXT STAGE AS USUAL, TIER 3 REGION
WHERE XLG? 0-2 TO TIER 2 NRG? HAHAHAHA LMAO
buddy i completely forgot you existed until i check my inbox for the first time in 3 months and guess who is in my mentions after MONTHS. your favorite teams cant even make groups shut yo bitchass up and pick a new flair disgusting europig
Thanks for reminding me that my Polish boy PROFEK is there so Im cheering for him :)
is that the next prodigy of yours? someone that has been in pro scene since beta and still ass not doing shit?
XLG lost 2-0 to NRG
FUT won vs NRG
VIT won vs FUT
Imagine how horrible XLG must be, damn xD
Udotan vs NoMan
Kr1stal vs Rarga/happywei
Goddamn poetry
Unfortunately this is where PRX patmen wakes up
GE 2-1
Ez 2-0 GE wins
XLG won’t win more than 5 rounds in both the maps. Super ez for GE
global got cooked in map picks i don't trust them with 3 site maps. Still do your best bois you can win it.
Rarga was right. He said he's not even confident that they can go to playoffs
every korean at home giving Udotan their ki for his Spirit bomb
back to back 3ks
WAITER WAITER!
excuse me waiter can i change my flair one more time!
im thinking i will pick a team outside of emea this time because no matter who i pick they are all dogshit and ill end up having to change it every masters
https://www.vlr.gg/684610/team-vitality-vs-dragon-ranger-gaming-valorant-masters-london-2026-r1
https://www.vlr.gg/684619/fut-esports-vs-nrg-valorant-masters-london-2026-r3-1-1
CRY ME A RIVER CH0NA FAN XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
guys i fell asleep for a couple months why didn't starxo and GM make masters?
https://www.vlr.gg/660390/eternal-fire-vs-gentle-mates-vct-2026-emea-stage-1-lr2
oh... damn. BTA by the worst team in the worst region.
You act like im turbo fan of GM when I literally dont care about them, I just cheer for my Polish boys whenever they play on internationals
You can put 1 PL player into any EU team and I will cheer for them on internationals, cringe kid
Funny how "Worst team" in my region is better than every single team from your region XD
yeah what was EMEA highest placement in last masters? surely they had a team place higher than CN right?
Of course
CN: AG finished 5-6
EMEA: BBL Finished 5-6, GM finished 7-8
We had 2 teams and you fluked one irrelevant team as usual
damn EMEA smurfed it. i thought that EMEA's worst team was better than CN's best team... so like did eternal fire get top 4 or what am i missing here?
Are you drunk or something? (rhetorical question)
Eternal Fire wasnt even on last masters
wow no way! the worst team in the region didn't make masters? i had no clue !!
when was last time emea won masters?
when was last time CN won masters?
yeah thats what i thought.
You're right, EMEA won masters
But CN never won masters
yeah, thats what i thought, keep digging your own grave XDDD
So its still not masters? classic XLGfan moment
Guess which region took 2 last places last masters
Oh, it was EDG and XLG, both tier 4 teams
Imagine sendind 3 teams to masters and 2 of them FINISH BOTH LAST PLACES XDDDD
Btw no one cares about that fluke champs, honeymoon period for fresh region, useless after as everyone expected
literally the difference between MSI and world's lmfao what a moron. riot event = riot event. more teams, higher stakes, better win. and sent emea crying home with a silver medal. that shit region hasn't won anything in years.
how is APAC in equal with CN region
i was told they were better and that it's gonna be 2-0 ez by GE
why would they even give Lotus against 3 senti and they could not even defend against? classic Fraud Frost map veto lol
no way we're 1 map away to get 2 upsets today KEKW
GE coaches fumbling map picks everytime i don't even know GE can play a 3 site map they always look horrible on them.
they knew each other's gameplay because they are scrim mates but GE shouldn't have choked that bad. always saving rounds just to save again and terrible retakes 😭🙅
no worried for map 3 tho, breeze is literally GE's domain
Go Exit losing to CN
enjoy your first and last international VCT event
CN > APAC kekw
LMAO GLOBAL EMBARASSMENT P0TM0N, XAVI0K, UD0T0N, A0T0MN, KR0ST0L LMFAOOOO DONT EVER GO GLOBAL, JUST STAY IN REGIONALS, CAN ONLY BEAT APAC TEAMS LOOOL. APAC IS NOW THE WORST REGION BECAUSE OF THESE NOOBS LOOL, 1 TEAM REGION LMFAOOOOOOOO
Don't expect anything when your coach is anti-strat heavy. You can't compete with the best if you don't have a playstyle you can impose on others.
ahahahahahahahah imagine thinking xlg would lose to india keep downvoting morons
fucking shitshow, both FS and GE. Showed up in Stage 2 just to get grouped, the korean teams would've 1000% played better if they made it, sucks for them to get shit on when GE and FS were hot but fuck me both teams were atrocious in London.
PRX is this region's only hope
frost once said that the mid apac teams would be atleast 2nd place on americas, and they can't even get playoffs 🥀🥀🥀
Tilting the rest of the half after losing a fucking 2v5 they didnt deserve to win this
those who downvoted that comments predicts xlg win,where you now lol
Imagine losing to Chinese shittiest waste of slot region. I'd rather have korean teams in the tournament than these fckers who only knows how to choke. Especially PatMen who keeps giving first bloods to enemies, which keeps killing their momentum. Idc about the injury but maybe take a break or something, fck this shit, sacrificed my sleep for this shit. Nt to udotan, kr1stal and autumn. The two Filipinos on your team are legit bottom fragging the whole series, what an embarrassment. Global Embarrassment indeed
4 korean teams and 2 japanese teams not a single one qualify still crying and begging for a qualification slot.
better than you. useless. indian org but 0 indian players. they know how bad you pariahs are. even best player from india SkRossi is in a tier 2 team. hahhahahhaha
If they were better they would be the ones in the stage, bozo. If they were the one in the tournament maybe they would not choke but instead lose miserably so I can be spared from the frustration of watching these chokers.
I'm not watching the Masters because there are no Korean teams in London, but I am watching as the Philippines, Thailand, and India tarnish the reputation of the Pacific. The best region has turned into the worst.
Global Embarrassment really gave Lotus away for XLG thinking they could counter it
that costed them this series and their chance to go to playoffs
Ye the coaches threw this one more than the player the map picks were horrid for ge
ikr coaches on valorant teams sucks compared to cs
even nrg didnt ban haven against fut when they know fut obliterated vit and full sense with that map xd
HAHAHA i knew it this team wont do shit in international
I blame PRX for letting these fraud qualify
What a Global Embarrassment
And people still wonder, why PRX dropped PatMen? He chokes when the stakes are high.
People are really jobless to be hating on a new team with 3 rookies. nice try Global, but holy fk the racism in vlr is out of control. Jesus!
NT GE. They shoudlve made playoffs. China getting a team to the playoffs is great.
frost does all this talk and still has nothing to show or doesnt have anything under his belt fraudest coach fr
What was supposed to be an easy matchup for ge to playoffs turns out to be their demise interesting turn of events. That being said, happy for xlg props to them they have looked grt in this game.
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