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"Your aim is insane." Steel said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Hiko's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to spray me?" protests Hiko, as Steel blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Hiko. "Weak ass eco play, Steel." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Hiko dropped his Sova arrow into Steel's open bombsite.

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They know me as the headshot machine. They know me from the highlight they see. They know me from the matches they watch. They talk about my one taps and they think for me aiming is so easy. I just go into a match and that's it. But my aim, it's comes from more than just a game. For me - aim - it is about precision... This part people don't see. This part, it does not show up in highlights. When I sit down to play everything already is a part of me...

NA? KEKW GO TO STORE KEKW GET SHOT KEKW SURVIVE? KEKW 1 MIL MEDICAL BILL KEKW

📞 4Head HELLO NA? 📞 4Head EU HERE 📞 4Head ARE YOU GOING TO GET OUT OF GROUPS THIS YEAR?? 📞 4Head

NA, aka 'No Achievements' is the weakest region in the professional Valorant scene. They are specifically known for their clown fiestas and never winning anything worthwhile in the history of Valorant.

OpieOP BURGERS I EAT ALL DAY OpieOP VALORANT I CANNOT PLAY OpieOP EU STAR PLAYERS I HAVE TO PAY OpieOP PROPER HEALTHCARE AN OCEAN AWAY OpieOP YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT OpieOP IM NA OpieOP

4Head I'm from NA 4Head My job is streaming 4Head Getting out of groups? 4Head You must be dreaming! 4Head

OpieOP EU IS SO BA... OpieOP WAIT LET ME TAKE A BREATH OpieOP EU IS S... OpieOP I NEED TO TAKE ANOTHER ONE OpieOP FK GIVE ME ANOTHER BURGER OpieOP

SHAHZAM OUTDATED Jebaited TENZ OVERRATED Jebaited SICK UNDERWEIGHTED Jebaited ZOMBS COPYPASTED Jebaited DAPR WASTED Jebaited LONG HAVE WE WAITED Jebaited SENTINELS ELIMINATED Jebaited

How blatant can Valve be? Seriously? So instead of the spike they have something called a "bomb"? Instead of abilities they have "nades mollies and smokes". Instead of agents it's terrorists and counter-terrorists? What is this the 1970s? It's almost as if they copied but halfway through they got lazy and just released the game. Valve should be ashamed of themselves. I guess imitation is the best form of flattery, Riot is so kind to not come after Valve legally. Blatant rip off of Valorant this game is

I was on a date with my girlfriend. She seemed off. I asked her what was wrong, and she replied “Our relationship is Sentinels”

I burst into tears, our relationship was finished

According to the scientific logs found in the Mansion of Cinnabar Island, Vanity was born from a pregnant Steel, found deep in the jungles of Guyana, whose embryo had been tampered with to alter its DNA.

Quick reminder that NA is quiet as fuck since cNed destroyed them in berlin and they only won because team hold cNed back. Quick reminder that Gold2 destroyed your Sentinels Superstar Team. Quick reminder that Gambit destroyed everyone of you. Quick reminder that you are all quiet since overrated NA onliner TenZ did nothing. Only NA GOATS are yay, aleksandar, crashies.

Joshua "steel" Nissan uses the Infantry Operator due to the history he has with the rifle, dating back to when he himself served in World War 2 and used the weapon

who is Bonkar?
in math: my solution ➗
in history: my King 👑
in art: my canvas 🎨
in science: my oxygen 💨
in geography: my world 🌎

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"Your aim is insane." Steel said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Hiko's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to spray me?" protests Hiko, as Steel blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Hiko. "Weak ass eco play, Steel." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Hiko dropped his Sova arrow into Steel's open bombsite.

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Viper? sorry. mommy? Viper? sorry. m

I heckin love TenZ BatChest

Perhaps this explains why the player Michael "dapr" Gulino declared the following sentence: 'If people knew what happened in Berlin, they would be disgusted!'. All Sentinels fans were shocked and saddened by the defeat in the match. Should not! What is exposed below is the first hand news that is being investigated by radio and newspapers across North America and some foreigners, more specifically 'The Guardian' and 'Gazzeta dello Sport' and should be out in the media soon, as soon as the evidence is gathered and confirms the facts.

Proven Fact: Sentinels SOLD the game to Riot Games. The players were notified, at 7:00 am on December 6th (the day of the match), in a meeting involving Mr. Nicolo Laurent (the only time the CEO of Riot Games attended a Champions lecture), businessman Dietrich Mateschitz (co-founder of one of the competition's sponsors), secretary Emma Roids, Mr. Seymour Cox (current president of the German Esports Confederation), Mr. Wayne Kerr (Riot representative) and Mr. Ian Alexander Ang Zheng Wei , representative of sponsor Secretlab. Reserve players remained in isolation, in their rooms or in the hotel lobby.

At first very upset, the players refused to give up the result. Acceptance came through the full payment of prizes: US$700,000.00 for each player, plus a bonus of US$400,000 for the entire technical committee, through one of the companies involved.

Even so, the player Jared "zombs" Gitlin refused to play, but changed his mind soon after a lengthy meeting with the coach, where they received a call from a Twitch representative who threatened to withdraw his newly renewed and one of the company's biggest sponsorships..

Thus, it was agreed that the Iceland Masters champion would be eliminated in a harsh 2-1 by KRÜ-Esports, but the players' apathy meant that the Latin team - which absolutely did not participate in this negotiation - won in two rival failures . Mr. Brandon Beck, co-founder of Riot, US citizen, applauded the collaboration of the NA team, as the world championship needs a balance between the biggest teams in the world, and Sentinels is already an international LAN champion. Mr. Ian Alexander Ang Zheng Wei also assured that the North American team would have its way facilitated to conquer the next Champions in Brazil and to host the 2023 Champions.

Pass on this information to show the world the disgust that surrounds the world of sports, starting with the disgust of the Sentinels coach.

My friend Jeff Bezos invited me to go into space in his new rocketship. we explored far away galaxies and met alien lifeforms of all shapes and sizes. All was well until we got sucked into a black hole, we were pulled a thousand lightyears into the void, time dissolved and matter become so thin, then there it was, approaching over the horizon, phasing into existence before my very eyes, it was nAts on the lurk

As a jett main at a respectably high elo, this game is hard to watch. Literally cringing at some of these mistakes. If you actually want to learn Jett PM me (im iron 2 i also do coaching)

I was sitting in my college class economics 202 when the teacher assigned a daunting group project. I have no friends so I had to join the remaining people in class. one of those remaining people was bonkar and i was distressed. I had heard the rumors about him doing 0 work and making the others do it and just using us for the grade, so i was not happy. but when we sat down to work on the project, he ascended into astral form and started conducting us and giving us every move to make. like clockwork, we began nailing the project together under bonkar’s lead. he did absolutely no work, yet he did all of the work through us. my economics professor said it was the best shit she’s ever seen, and asked how we even made a project like that. as i started to speak, bonkar wrapped his arms around me and slowly placed his hand over my mouth and softly whispered, “we don’t reveal our strats”

I was going on a nice walk in the afternoon, when out of nowhere, it started raining bullets. I asked one of the local residents what was going on and they said: "It's Zombs practicing his aim” . I had to go back inside immediately. Shame on you Zombs for ruining my day

sure, you can say cned is a good jett player (also a baiter), but he isn't jett. Heat lives his life as jett, he is jett, he only plays jett, he cosplay as jett to play jett, he memorized all jett lines, imagine playing only jett since day 1 of your career omg heat is gonna show up as jett in berlin good luck cned

What the hell are both of these teams doing? I'm in bronze and I could compete better than all of the players in this tournament. I can't believe I'm being held back by my teammates this bad. Any orgs feel free to DM me.

Wait, these are PROFESSIONAL valorant players? I'm better than all of them and I'm in bronze. I purposely empty my vandal clip down to 1 bullet because I kill all my opponents with 1 tap ease. Tenz looks like he could use some lessons from me directly. I'm bronze by the way.

I hecking love SEN TenZ, I watch him changing crosshairs everyday and use them in valorant games.
I do go 10-23 in my games but i still believe his crosshairs give me aimbot.
Every kill i get is because of SEN TenZ's crosshair

As an European it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so fucking free

I was walking on the streets and suddenly I saw all the Liquid players soaked wet on such a hot and sunny day. I went near them and asked why they are wet when it was not raining. They replied, "We are so washed that not even the sun could dry us." I felt sorry for them and gave them my handkerchief and walked away.

I cannot any more hide
Sentinels is my pride
Redemption arc or I do ......
I the groom, dapr my bride
SicK will always be my side
Rawkus will guide, ShahZam decide
Zombs is the anchor we provide
Tenz do wee woo and opponents died
Sentinels is my pride
I cannot any more hide

My dad beats me FeelsBadMan
My mom beats me FeelsBadMan
My brother beats me FeelsBadMan
My sister beats me FeelsBadMan
At least I feel safe with NA, because they can't beat anyone FeelsOkayMan

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Ive played against him in ranked, but obv thats not the same thing. I think if there was no post plant, no judge, and no OP metas to abuse and the game properly balanced, he wouldnt be any sort of special IGL at all, open to being wrong on this one

Not a valorant copypasta but a vlr.gg one
yea yea like i dont give a fuck about what u dog shit say . i dont considere u like a human bein just fkin dog shit now keep talking like dogs im moving forward and fck all of u