GE! step into the server, this is your warning

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ddaewonn

Udotan? We undo-tan every play you try 💀
Xavi8k? More like “Xavi-ate” ‘cause you missing every shot 🎯
Patmen? No capes here… just you getting clipped 👋
Autumn? Fall off incoming — and it’s happening fast 🍂
Kr1stal? We shatter that aim like glass ⚡

And don’t forget the name… SCECRET 🤫
Silent moves, deadly rounds.

We don’t play slow… we end games.
Skrossi! Yeah… we skross-ing them out together 😤🔥

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Last win was 9 months ago btw

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https://www.vlr.gg/584425/team-secret-vs-motiv-esports-soop-valorant-league-2025-ubsf

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almost losing a map to benkai is mad

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ddaewonn

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win is a win, open your eyes c'mon

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ILikeEsports

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son 😭😭

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ddaewonn

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You’ve got 2 hours to smile and be happy. after the game, your day is ruined, so enjoy it while it lasts

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still enjoying tho.
wot about you?

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DSBY

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this might be the best worst post of all time

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ddaewonn

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the Audacity while supporting KC? really?

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DSBY

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bro its obviously AI generated LMFAO

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femboyhater

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KC’s last win: 2 months ago
TS’s last win: 9 months ago

😭😭😭

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ddaewonn

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We won last November, and just wait! we’re going to win again in 1 hour

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Shiva8k lets goo!!

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Microsoft_Alex

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This post gonna age like fine piss. Try better next bruh

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ddaewonn

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Hmmm Watch Rimuru smack your ass

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that slime doing shi

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Thegreat

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bro he about to replace polvi for the worst rookie in the league.

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lmao told ya this gonna age like piss, cope pinoy.

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Just 2 links:

https://www.vlr.gg/237274/zeta-division-vs-team-secret-champions-tour-2023-pacific-last-chance-qualifier-gf

https://www.vlr.gg/365317/team-secret-vs-talon-esports-champions-tour-2024-pacific-stage-2-ko

:)

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ddaewonn

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Damn

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ddaewonn

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Past is past, Our eyes and hearts are focused on London

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mondely

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any team secret fan worst memories

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ddaewonn

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not mine and don't worry we will bring your worst memory soon once we met prx

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NOOOOOO DELIGHTED NOT THE AI

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so um that didn't age well

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Dumbass

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patrick star drooling meme