HOW TO BECOME POPULAR ON VLR (2015 UNPATCHED)

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sorcus

put a sen/nrg/prx/navi/kg/ts/fnatic flair (you don't actually support them. you just put it because they're popular)
put your country as any north american / uk / european country even though you're an asian bum
be an inssufferable prick to everyone you know
quit your job to post even more on vlr
never actually play valorant
criticize literally everyone for no reason at all
become a fatass in your mom's basement while you're rotting in your chair

and now you have become the ultimate loser! go flex with your fr- oh wait. vlr users don't have friends. my bad

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asunaluvr

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W star farming

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AlittleMio

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you forgot schizoposting to reach 4 stars quicker

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femboyhater

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ur 14 in the big 26

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asunaluvr

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ur 37 in the big 26

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femboyhater

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no im 17

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asunaluvr

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ah i was close though kinda since it ended with 7

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satellite_kov

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haha you know what else ends in seven
six seven
lmao

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asunaluvr

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lmao
seks syv

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sorcus

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crap wait i forgot something

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AlittleMio

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born in 2012 smh my head

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Clucker

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Shaking my head my head lol

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AlittleMio

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thats the joke folk

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asunaluvr

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clucker too stupid to understand the joke 😭😭

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Clucker

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How can it be a joke when its not funny

#17

asunaluvr

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it’s funny to us smart people
dw im not surprised u didn’t get it

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Clucker

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Yo i legit saw a post today abt how u sleep in class and get carried by ur teachers giving u whats gonna be on the test. U cant be talking about being smart when u legit cant learn anything

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asunaluvr

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they dont tell me whats on the test they tell me what i need to study to be prepared

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Clucker

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Im crine(ToT)

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delighted

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have u ever heard of pointers to review

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sorcus

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stfu mark who invited you

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ILikeEsports

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People born past 2010 are real!?!

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AlittleMio

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no i refuse to believe in them

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sorcus

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People that are 18+ without a proper source of income are real!?!

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welikefortniteandvalorant

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alternative method be named ____glazer and glaze some mid garbabe bum to your death and be extremely obnoxious with it

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sorcus

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and then abandon the account after 3 months

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FNSaimcoach9

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holy post farming sorcus....gotta give it to ur dedication ngl

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sw4gman

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almost 1 year ago someone with a PH flag post farmed during the entirety of their summer break, wonder who

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t0t0_wolff

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Hello sorcus qt ABG🥰🥰

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mDd

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respect the NRGoats flair