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I don't get the Napoleon hate

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#1
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan

Like I know people call him short and like he ruined Europe for 2 decades, but he was actually average height and he personally gave rise to many advancements through the Napoleonic Code, so why the hate?

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veronika
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didnt he have a micropenis

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Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Ah, that Wikipedia article on his dinga ling, I mean, he wouldn't have been able to have affairs with so many women if he had one

#4
I_LOVE_LESS
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he was the most powerful man in europe he obviously couldve

#6
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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I mean, I don't hear Josephine or Marie Louise or Marie Walewska saying anything about his genitals

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I_LOVE_LESS
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because once again he's the most powerful man in europe if you slander him you're fucked

#11
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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I mean, Marie Louise and Walewska lived longer than him, so they could've said something about it

#98
Katharize
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By that logic how do we know that in the first place

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poiuu20
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reported for ts
do not diss napoleon aka the emperor aka the aura farmer aka hannibal superior aka mr strat genious

#13
Tempest24
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umm and whats wrong with that

#16
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Ikr, it's always women who seem to judge men's genitals 😔
And it's always about it's size 💔🥀

#18
veronika
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nothing !! not trying to shame or anything

#21
poiuu20
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then why did you mention that weirdo

#25
veronika
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it was the only thing i remembered from the movie. and maybe he got hate because of it

#29
poiuu20
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wait really? even people in old time judge smh😔
im sorry for being mean if thats the case

#30
veronika
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yea it was heavily insinuated, and people have always judged others bodies.

#38
Maniacwolf
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ur selective memory is cooked

#51
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Btw, the movie was probably the worst representation of History yet from a movie, so don't count on the movie being a reliable source

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poggpigg
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portgal better 😎😎😎

#9
Teunoin
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🧢🧢

#15
poggpigg
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if u think that DFM is better than GE, ur opinion is invalid btw

#17
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Btw Poggpigg, what do you think about Lixian, the Portuguese editor for Market Pliers

#23
poggpigg
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i dont watch market plier, but i know that youre so portuguese clip and i think its funny

#53
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Btw, that game where the clip was in was made by Lixian 😎

#24
poiuu20
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isnt he like fake flagger?

#52
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Estos can confirm that he is Portuguese

#54
poiuu20
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hes portuguese and doing shit like these? oh yeah hes cooked cooked😭

#73
eStos
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confirmed

#55
poggpigg
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im portuguese/brazilian 👍

#56
poiuu20
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wait really? like fr?

#57
poggpigg
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👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

like if i wanted to fake flag id choose china for AG

#58
poiuu20
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wow how did you end up supprting AG tho?

#61
poggpigg
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they have all the gamers, why wouldnt i cheer for them?

#10
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Wellesley too 😎😎😎

#12
poiuu20
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hes better than hannibal and scipio combined

#14
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Arguably the successor of Caesar himself

#19
poiuu20
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26yo
conqueroed europe with messed up country after the revolution
became emperor
he literally did the dirk nowitzki 2011 playoff run i think hes better than caesar

#37
Frogger0_0
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ok calm down idiot

#39
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Bro, you could literally argue that he was more Italian than French

#41
Frogger0_0
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well he was Italian
wasn't even french

#43
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Ye, cuz he was born in Corsica

#68
_AshBorne_
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he was pretty similar to ceaser except he was not hated by the entire continent

#70
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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The French loved him, Russians didn't really hate him until 1812, Prussian were divided until 1806, Spanish until 1808, and even then, Suchet ensured that Aragon didn't hate Napoleon

#71
_AshBorne_
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no not entirely the french loved him only those whose views were aligned to his and after waging so many wars whos gonna like him

#74
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Ofc there were some royalists that didn't like him, but his victories and the fact that it WASNT HIM who started the majority of these wars helped cement his popularity

#75
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well he was a revolutionary leader but laws he implemented for the betterment of france were quite harsh and also he kinda destroyed their culture with strict civil laws leading to other nations criticizing him

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Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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But the Republic wouldn't have lasted long anyway.
Better in the hands of a competent person

#96
_AshBorne_
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tf u replying after a month on napoleon

#76
Frogger0_0
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the russians didn't hate him until the famous lake inchident
there is a painting of napolean and alexander kissing

#77
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Yes ik, at Tilsit, but I would say it's more at the invasion in 1812

#20
Laundry
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He did war and stuff and killing is bad :(

#40
Maniacwolf
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W laundry

#22
MrBlooBloom
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cuz he made war to half the countries of Europe which isn't particularly cool (especially considering he would win the large majority of his battles) and sent half the french youth to die.
Also instigated a form of government and political culture that has been kind of a problem for a lot of French
Also he was shit in bed

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He did not make war with half of Europe, it's rather that Europe, particularly Britain, made war with him, I mean sure, the Peninsular War, Invasion of Russia was started by him, but the rest were pretty much started by the Coalition
But his form of government was def better than the Bourbons

#44
Frogger0_0
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britain didn't even fight much themselves
just sponsored half of europe to fight

#46
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Ye
I didn't know you knew this much on Napoleon ngl
The only contributions made by the British was Trafalgar, Wellington's campaign in Spain, and the congreve rockets which were used in the Battle of Leipzig, apart from their money ofc
You could argue that Britain was worse in this regard, constantly causing wars

#47
Frogger0_0
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pretty much all i do on my free time or when i am bored is analyzing f1 cars and research history

#48
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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How do you research History, what sources or websites or videos do you use?
Like for Napoleon, I watched Epic History TV's documentaries on Napoleon

#50
Frogger0_0
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my family has a very VERY big library
it has multiple sources on every part of history

#59
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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I wish I could have a library like that 😔

#60
poiuu20
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damn i want some bigass library too rich boy rich

#69
KiwiJuice
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The history of the world VS car goes BRRRRRRR

#72
MrBlooBloom
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Bruh Napoleon was definitely a very belligerant man himself. No need to try and diminish that. The whole goal of the "Empire" was literally to expand as much as possible.
Also being better than the monarchy isn't very difficult, but he betrayed the revolution in many aspects

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alienista1
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honestly, england at that time was far more despicable. they screwed over the rest of the world, screwed over the rest of europe, and screwed over 99.9% of their own population.

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Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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also spent lots of money to get the European powers to fight Napoleon

#26
egann
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he was short LOL 😹

#31
poiuu20
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i know ur short too

#32
egann
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grrrrr how do you know 😡

#33
poiuu20
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cuz im short too😔💔💔

#34
egann
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omg twinnnnn :3

#35
poiuu20
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:3

#27
Acethyr
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Whos next bro

You don’t get the hitler hate

#45
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Bro, Napoleon cannot be compared to Genghis, he's like an angel compared to Genghis

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GodAwfulGod
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The only good thing he did was the napoleonic code

But that doesnt excuse the narcissism, selfishness, megalomanism, making life worse for women, and constantly going to war and getting people killed.

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Frogger0_0
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in 4 out of the 5 coalitions, the rest of europe declared war on france ???
"selfishness" ?? "megalomanism" ??
yes he did scale back on women's rights and that's a fair point

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Did you miss him declaring himself emperor, crowning himself, his endless thirst for expansion rather than stabilizing France, dynastic ambitions, him glorifying every thing he did in newspapers and other media to make himself look like a hero are all megalomanic traits.

Also, he was very selfish, he refused to step down even when defeat was almost certain instead of negotiating, he abandoned revolutionary ideals that he claimed he would protect by undermining it by limiting freedoms, censoring the press, and ruling as an autocrat, he abandoned his men in Egypt, he invaded Russia in 1812 to largely assert dominance even though it was risky. You can argue that his earlier years he was not like this but by the end he very much was.

#78
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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He improved civil rights tho in some ways
Like abolishing the Spanish Inquisition

#49
chasethefuture
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whats his rank and who does he main? is he an upcoming prodigy

#87
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Generational upcoming igl that mains chamber
He peaked Radiant #1

#90
chasethefuture
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@Vitality i found ur sub for kickoff

#92
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Yw @VIT

#65
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because it was after french revolution and monarchy was just overthrown and he comes reinstates it apply huge censorship and taxes (totally against the liberal mindset at that time). also the British were his enemy as he did not wanted to trade with them

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Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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He was better than the Bourbons tho
You can't blame him, the British were financing every war against him

#66
Vyse-Fan_In-more-than-one
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Everyone just watch oversimplified, thats enough to learn about napoleon

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Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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It force-fed me Anglo propaganda
Watch epic history tv instead

#79
SudokuDude
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He inted in Russia. Icebox wasn't his best map.

#82
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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his other mistake was thinking the enemy would ff 6 rounds in

#80
Livvie
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didnt he like roll back loads of the womens rights from the french revolution?

#81
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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yes.... he forced a more patriarchal society
but he did emancipate Jews and other minorities

#83
Livvie
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u could probably point out the pros and cons of most historical ppl in this way. when in reality they were all kinda bad ppl

#84
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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thats not to mention that we still have a lot of these kinds of people in society still

#85
Livvie
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yuppp

#89
sh1lll
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he saved france no? no reason to hate bro

he did go off the deep end tho but he’s allg it’s outweighed by the save of the century

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Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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He did save France, but he pretty much gambled it all away, the Coalition offered a favourable peace deal where he would keep most of his land in 1813, before the battle of Leipzig

#97
InYourDreams
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Lol when did this came into existence prolly I missed during my week break

#108
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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It was at the beginning of offseason

#99
marxlboro
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dont know much about dudes history but at some point in his life he went exiled in an island and when he comeback to france people worship him or some like that? lil man had charisma

#101
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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He managed to reconcile with the marshal that was sent to capture him and use his army to recapture France from the Bourbons
He was so popular with the soldiers that the soldiers didn't want to shoot him

#100
Danny
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Killing is bad. 6 million+ killings is very bad.

#102
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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But 4 out of 5 coalition wars were started by Great Britain and the other European powers, you can't really blame him for that

#104
Danny
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Got a whole era of “napoleonic wars” buddy i am gonna blame that genocidal midget 10/10 times

#105
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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genocidal

0/8, he did not target and kill any groups of people en masse.

At least be grateful that Napoleon was dealing with the entire British army and navy in Europe

The USA would've been pulverised in the war in 1812 if not for Napoleon, and yall would prolly be living under the British

Don't forget that Napoleon also sold Louisiana to the Americans, effectively doubling the territory of the USA.

Think before you speak.

#106
Danny
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USA would've taken the land anyway lol manifest destiny

also good job avoiding "napoleonic wars". Little midget killed millions. World would've been better if napoleon was never born

#107
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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0/8
USA wouldn't have taken the land anyway, Spain was there and could've defended it anyways.

Also good job on avoiding 'War of 1812', America has killed billions. World would've been better if America never existed

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