i dislike c9 because of xeppaas hair and like kru because one time i was watching a kru game with my friend and klaus was getting first killed every round and we started calling him santa klaus the way he was gifting them free picks
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"isn't a human" 🤓🤓 okay vlr degen you have a lot to say hiding behind your screen kid
100T because Asuna acts like he has to wait on the toilet every time he takes a shit for someone to wipe his ass
Asuna has a crush on his social interpreter but he doesn’t know how to confess his love without feeling overstimulated
G2 - they are too fucking good and SEN cant beat them
TLN - they are too fucking good against NS
NRG - I just want to see them fail to see s0m sad and retire
TL - trexx overhype was annoying
why -8 downvotes? it was supposed to be dumb reasonings for a reason? guys yall need to upvote my comment now
the only team I used to hate was fnatic because they were good, but now you just gotta appreciate everything they achieved.
Dogwalked by loud in the most important tournament of the year. Mickey mouse merchants.
GENG - they keep beating PRX for no reason
FNC (i dont hate them but I usually root against them) - they're too good and their playstyle is so boring to watch
EDG - kicked s1mon my goat. he was the only reason i liked EDG during their champs run
I hate TH because people glaze them as a top EMEA team and I don't think they have been since 2024
Top 3 kickoff and top 2 stage 1 is not a top EMEA team? Their worst performance this year was Stage 2 but after being 5-0 in group stage
Sen - I hate when their grown ass fans yell GO SENTINELS at the top of their lungs every 3 goddamn seconds and everytime they get a kill they go completely batshit crazy (not saying be silent but dont cum your pants every time zekken lands a headshot) yeah cancer fans but the team is cool
Vitality - Everyone glazed tf out of them in the early season and said no other emea team was remotely close and it lowk pisses me off how they are prob lowering derkes and less's perceived value also they wont drop k0cks for some reason
Prx - okokok hear me out their fans are cancer god forbid you mention americas is a good region or that if patitek didnt whiff/if g2 actually tried/if fnc won upper finals/anything else prx wouldnt have won toronto. they were all cool before bc losing 2 gfs humbled them but after toronto theyve lowk become unbearable
Navi - Ange1 (everyone else cool tho)
Edg - Dont hate them per say but I hate how they were treated like literal gods after champs like ok it was a cool run but yall fell apart literally the year after also annoying fans
Drx - T0rmi killed vision strikers in 2023 with the whole zest and foxy situation and since then whenever i look at the team it just feels like a hollow shell of what they shouldve been
shit igl wasting talent. Plays every role hes bad on and entrys every round while going 0.5 kd. Only reason he was considered good was bc he always had teammates that were mechanically talented enough to trade him and make up for how trash he was
zellsis - attention whore + ugly ass hairline + cs tier 2 reject
xeppa - horsehair
ange1 - unretireable washed grandpa
i love watching 100t because they play so poorly but they bring the teams they play against down to their level
i love watching lev because of the "c0m is still flanking" joke and my own "kinggg is still throwing smokes"
dislike:
prx - shit fans
f0ria - f0ria
eg - they all chopped af
100t - ass0n0
c9 - half the roster are on fraud watch (nut, xeppaa, 0xy)
TS - I honestly have no fucking clue
I dislike G2 because I disagree with a lot of anderzz' takes on valorant, also their fans yapping about "perfect valorant"
I like RRQ because there's a sense of chaos every time they get big wins (please don't win this week tho)
That’s interesting, what are some takes of anderzz that you dislike (all I remember is him being fnatic’s assistant coach back in their dominant era)
that phoenix diffing kay/o in NMWR makes him the better agent, that valorant is a high-variance game to its own detriment, that dive duelist has negligible advantage over solo yoru + dog/drone, that FNC beat G2 just by guy diffing with alfa and chron, that tejo was the most overpowered agent in the game's history
and also that video where he claims the best tejo team would win bangkok, showing that you can draw a valoplant where all of split B site is covered by util. I felt stupid for thinking it's a dramatic underestimation of the fact that duelists exist to create gaps, but sure enough the biggest tejo abusers lost to the only team that was running double duelist instead
It's nothing against anderzz (hence the thread title) but in my head valorant would be a much worse game if he was right about everything, so I root for g2's opponents
Mibr forever a hatewatcher lucky ass champs qualification.
Team Secret I used to hate but they got rid of jremy an actual liability on the operator.
jamppi was on ence in 2020 i believe after they kicked aleksi and then i think sunny left? edit: it was xseven who left not sunny
Yeah so when this happen jambo wasnt on the team but in 2020 they got fucked by vit again 😭😭
the specific moment that made me hate zywoo and vit was the awp 4k he got where he just solo ran at ence banana and dry peeked 4 times and killed them all
i like xlg for being the BETTER cn ascension team
I dislike g2 for their fans ragebaiting 24/7
EDG - What happened with s1mon should never happen regardless of who’s at fault. Especially given the way they seem to portray themselves.
GX - Dropped Purp0.
BOOM - Eliminated DSG in ascension. DSG would’ve went on a run and been in VCT due to Bleed.
Furia - Self explanatory.
wht r u talking about T_T, even if dsg would have been in vct from ur what if scenario, the results most likely be the same, not making champs and fight back in ascension or even relegated
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Who cares, Boom didn’t do anything AND are completely uninteresting with zero story behind them. DSG at least bringing something to the table.
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Wrong. DSG were continuously improving and had incredible individual talent not to mention if they still managed to get crazyguy. Very likely they would have been competitive given time and practice against better teams.
something such as toast watchparties? lol
delusional cope, what if what if, it wont happen buddy, they pulled out after 1 fail attempt
No. Something such as a streamers org being in tier 1… with an actual decent following that has an actual story behind it. No one’s saying it would happen. “1 fail attempt” after having MULTIPLE different teams in different regions and leagues with minimal funding. I’d say your bias against the org for some odd reason but no you’re just actually braindead.
each team has their own stories bruh boom already fighting since before franchising lmao dsg as an org pulled out the moment they lost once not going to tier 1
Most delusional reason i hear BOOM always top 3 ascension and youre just bias as hell saying if they on run they would recruit crazyguy it will be another BLEED and 100% more worse thats why they #8 ascension 2024 if u talking about more deserve it's FULL SENSE and then BOOM beat all of them do you mean "run" it's going 0 win and fast degradation?
"Incredible individual talent" t2 sea and now let see how Motiv aka ex DSG how far they can go in ascension 🤣
drx - t0rmi (give him t1 roster and watch how he still gonna fuck it up)
t1 - b0zz (big ego while being aint allat)
boom 2024 - bum for losing to spg, wasnt prepared for neon meta, they get lucky with bleed situation. I legit stop caring about vct untill the news boom replaced bleed comes out
I think I still dislike Heretics only because Benjy yelled at Monyet at Madrid. Heretics didn't even win the match either and monyet isnt even on PRX anymore lol.
pretty typical answer but I also began to cheer for FNC when boaster twerked and Kpop danced in his walkouts
I think he apologised recently for the trash talk at the time on a YouTube video for VCT
they once downvoted me because I said about Panda being Korean and told me we are a disease in eSports ReallyMad
NAVI because even though ANGE1 can shoot man genuinely plays the game like he's a walking ult orb sometimes.
th - they ain't allat dude :( no longer best team in emea, and weren't since the end of last year
edg - idk they just give me bad vibes and they have shit management
dislike - 100T because their fans are so whiny
like - Team Secret because of delighted's dedication
Sen and fact is I don't even know why I dislike them or root against them, I think it's cause I feel like q lot of people already support them especially like big streamers and stuff so I wanna balance it out
i hate geng and heretics cause i was rooting for literally every other team to win shanghai and then the finals was those two. then i decided i would root for heretics in the finals anyway just cause itd be funny if patitek won while being a sub but they couldnt pull through (still love pati tho)
Heretics - Minipoo
G2 - no aura... no vibes
100T - LET MY BOYY CRYO GO FREEEE.... STOP ABUSING HIM LIKE THISSS
Zeta.
Org is shit for getting XQQ back as coach. Wasted the potential of their players.
I like Nova Esports because I just found it gigachad of them to stick with mostly their pre-franchising roster in 2024 (o0o0o, CB, OBONE, PangH) while everyone was making blockbuster moves, and STILL be a middle of the pack team at worst in the region
Yeah sure they added SWERL and Ezeir later but even without them, they were okay, which is funny cuz their pre-franchising roster would literally lose to some plumbers in open qualifiers every time.
Boom, the owner is so stubborn even after seeing its dota2 team get result after mixing international and local player...
FNC i get frustrated how they lose round some cause of time it it is hard to watch
T1 - Buzz, and their fans also annoying as fuck on twitter.
PRX - The fanbase and jingg, couldnt say anything about why i hate jingg bcs i might get banned.
TS - Honestly i dont get why the fans isnt saying anything about obvious nepo on this team or maybe you guys just hopeless alr?
EG - The org itself should bankrupt or something.
WOL - How they stand up after every winning rounds kinda cringe if you ask me.
SEN - The fanbase and also its annoying to look at zellsis trying so hard to stay relevant.
FNC - same again the fanbase and boaster with his annoying girlfriend on twitter.
dang i basically hate everyone
I dislike LOUD because of the fanbase and CEO
(Even though I like the players 😢)
SEN - zellsis and the fans
T1 - autumn
Mibr - verno
Zeta - T0nt0n
100T - just dont like them
GE - management
SEN - they have the most fans and most people are annoying
100T - nadeshot
BBL - they scream too much
i like zeta bc i was watching their vlog where they get ice cream and i was getting ice cream
SRB
https://www.vlr.gg/162862/tsm-vs-shopify-rebellion-knights-valorant-freezeout-gf/?game=108141&tab=overview
this breeze comp is tuff
G2: EMEA team loses to guild in First Strike -> notice Guild used exploit -> report it after the game -> Guild gets disqualified
https://www.vlr.gg/5604/g2-esports-vs-guild-esports-first-strike-europe-a-b-playoffs-ro16
... now normally I would agree with both G2 reporting, as well as the TO disqualifying Guild to maintain competitive integrity
But I was a guild fan, so fuck g2 for using their connections to get this properly handled.
And no I wont forgive them just because its been 5 years and theyve since moved regions.
SEN-ZELLSIS (other guys are great tho)
C9-Net has a very punchable face
G0N.G-rage peeking m0nchkin aand foxy9 also have a very punchable face,karon too many face marks
i hate jamppi when he screams(his voice is annoying) he is cool but just the screaming
100T-taking advantage of cryocells and not doing a shit
i dont dislike PRX anymore, but when something first joined, everyone treated him like the next Jesus when he was mid at best. Yeah he had some highlight clips, but he was a terrible player overall. now he's improved in every aspect, and current PRX is good so i like them now.
loved
- prx: great jersey
- t1: meteor
hated
- vitality: shit team, clown org, plastic fans
- furia + loud + mibr: somehow managed to rot every talent they have signed in the last 3 years, can't build a decent roster for shit even when the region has plenty talent (you can literally pick 4 random names, add any decent tier 1 igl and win champions, simple as that), the audacity of losing less, ghoul, sato, blowz, phc, etc, this split, braindead contracts, restarted fans
- sen: restarted fans
- g2: i just don't like them overall, specially after all this bAbYbAy shit, their fans are at the peak of being annoying (i really like watching leaf playing tho)
- fnc: should follow nip's steps and disband, freeing chronicle that way
FNC and disband? The most earning team in the league? Hell naah! They have made it to grand final twice and won Stage 1 this year. (Truely a dumb reason :D)
this is one of the baits in this comment, but i would genuinely cheer for them if the team spoke a little bit more to me (it's the same with kk and meteor, i really like the game of one specific player, but the team just doesn't relate enough to me, must be boaster in this case?)
Like:
- RRQ: When I was watching them playing for the first time a was eating a deliciuos home-mode pizza. Whenever I watch them playing, I'm imagining the taste of that pizza.
- Wolves: Football team. (Idk, I just find it funny)
- Team Liquid: My friend who doesnt watch VCT assumed that TL was a good team in 2024. We started making fun of if. 1 year later and they are TOP 2-3 in EMEA.
Dislike:
- Evil Geniuses - I hate their new (OG) logo. The logo they were using in 2023 looks much better.
- Team Heretics - I dislike when esports orgs name their team with words like "Team", "Gaming", Esports". It's so overused and Team Heretics just doesn't fit nicely.
- T1 - Sylvan.
KC - People with their bundle always seem to throw my games and don't speak english
Boostio - Boosted.io, why on earth is he yapping all the time while going pi. glad he got benched
PRX - SEA representative, met d4v4i in Esports Event in 2019, always love to see them since first year of Val
NRG - s0m, and because I want the rookies to earn the spotlight they deserved, brawk looks like my friend
all for all, I just love when team shows up good matchups
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