It's actually the Year of the Mouse....Mickey Mouse....
Every tournament this year has been a joke. Peak Mickey Mouse energy. Valorant has never looked less competitive. PRX are gonna do what they always do: choke. B0tster’s gonna wind the clock down to 20 seconds and then start molding when it all falls apart. And G2 is gonna win it because they're the best of the worst.
But don’t worry. The real show starts soon. SEN’s taking EWC. SEN’s taking Champs. And when they do, this year will finally be saved.
Hop on the bandwagon now. I’m giving you a chance. Just don’t cry when you’re on the outside looking in.