Everyone repeat after me :
ahmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
half lotus position
skrrrrrrrah pap pap ka-ka-ka-ka
breathes deeply
brrrrmmmmmmmm shingggggggggg
☁️ inner peace achieved ☁️
Giuseppe, he's the absolute embodiment of being a loser, a walking piece of crap who's turned his life into a pathetic running joke. He spends his time whining about his fate as if it’s destiny’s fault when, spoiler alert, he’s just a lazy ass with no guts or ambition. This guy is the very definition of a rat wallowing in his own filth, always complaining but never bothering to get off his ass to change anything.
And of course, like all the trash from the vlr crowd, he hangs out with other broken losers in a “we’re all in the same shit” vibe, as if that’s some kind of excuse to keep doing nothing. These guys egg each other on in their mediocrity, convincing themselves it’s “the system’s fault” or “the girls’ fault” when they’re just deadbeats who gave up before even trying.
Giuseppe is living proof that some people are just made to be failures, and they don’t even have the decency to have the dignity to shut their mouths. He’ll end up like all the others, at 40 years old, belly hanging out, crying on a forum because his life is as empty as his balls.
You’re completely broken, Geppeto Abdelkader El-Hakim Al-Rachid Al-Farouq. The end of your existence will be spent in a dungeon in the deepest part of the Colombo Asylum.