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fools look at bonkars achievements and laugh, intellectuals recognize that his brain effectively makes every game a 6v5. when you play against him, you aren't just competing against bonkar, you are competing against every tactician that came before him.
rumors say that he's studied every existing text of military strategy dating back to ancient rome and compartmentalized each aspect of warfare into his memory palace, which he freely roams during tournaments at a timescale of 1000 mental years translating to 1 second in reality.