I will be walking across the entire Balkan region. No phone, no food, no drinks. And no money. I will be relying on the good will of the people to help me throughout my journey.
If Henbabyh has 1,000,000 fans, I am one of them.
If Henbabyh has 100 fans, I am one of them.
If Henbabyh has 1 fan, that fan is me.
If Henbabyh has 0 fans, I no longer exist on this Earth.
If the world is against Henbabyh, I am against the world.
If the universe forgets Henbabyh, I will rewrite the stars to spell their name.
If history erases Henbabyh, I will etch their legacy into the bones of the planet.
I would fight gods, demons, and Twitter trolls for Henbabyh.
I would walk barefoot across a field of Legos just to hear Henbabyh sigh.
I would sit through a 10-hour lecture on tax laws if Henbabyh asked me to.
When the sun burns out and time collapses,
When the last meme fades into the void,
When the internet is but a whisper in the cosmic wind—
I will still be in the comments, screaming:
"HENBABYH SUPREMACY."