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Best esports copypastas

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whats the best esports copypastas yall have come across?

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ratio

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bruh

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whats the best esports copypastas yall have come across?

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whats the best esports copypastas yall have come across?

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whats the best esports copypastas yall have come across?

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whats the best esports copypastas yall have come across?

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u could go to sawcon , its a new valorant event , and its rumoured that Sentinels and Gambit will be there

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sawcon deez nuts

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whats the best esports copypastas yall have come across?

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It was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so fucking free.

even though I live in NA it's still a good one

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Tbh Americans are good at taking jokes unlike other regions , i feel like some EU fans get really toxic and the region that must not be named really jumps to the extremes and sends out life threats lel . Anyways this drama is good for us specatators so who cars rofl Xd LMao luahgemoji :sob:

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whats the best esports copypastas yall have come across?

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whats the best esports copypastas yall have come across?

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NA "Near Airport" is a region that specializes in speedrunning. They are currently the world record speedrun in going back to airport.

EU also known as "Easily Upset" is the most overhyped region at Masters 3. Since they gave up on winning the event, they are investing in speedruns. They are current world record holders in fastest map lost and Airport Any %

Tenjzir “Tenz” Rajesh is an Indian Valorant professional player playing for Sentinels, an electrical sports (E-sport) organization located in Delhi, India. He is known for his offline performance one tapping bots and his best map is The Range.

LETS GO SPENCER!! (btw Spencer is Hiko, i can use his first name because we are tight like that. yeah i know top players but its not a big deal to me lol)

honestly I think I could play better than [INSERT TEAM] right now, im gold but thats just because of my teammates. My crosshair placement is way better than any of these players, my reaction is top 10 in the world and I never miss a headshot. Its honestly sad they dont give players like my a chance in the pro scene just because im gold.

clock winds down to 5 seconds left in game
Steel has 4K already who turns face to face against ShahZaM
"You took my family"
jiggles to the left
"You took my friends"
jiggles to the right
"You took all that was dear to me"
clock winds down to 2
"I cant get them back, but I can do this for friendship, FOR MY FRIENDS"
goes up, fire coming out of his gun
"STEELORUKEN"
Bullet flies to ShahZaM head, completing the ace. Steel falls to the ground, exhausted.
"Hiko... Senpai... I..."
faints
Current score
Sentinels 12
100T 1

It's official. I have withdrawn my EMEA residency. I've had ENOUGH with teams FAILING to get work done. I am now a North American. I will speak American. I will communicate in American.

Additional info for Gambit loss against 100t
d3ffo got fever
sheydos left mousepad
nAts lost whole gears
Redgar sound issue in the match(no foot step at all)
chronicle keyboard bug
We were in chaos

Josh "Steel" Nissan isn't a Pro Valorant player, however a paid actor under "Riot Productions". If you look after the match you can see him removing the earpiece where he is receiving orders from backstage. He constantly pushes scorelines to allow the other team more stage time. This can be seen clearly in Round 18 of Map 2 vs Acend, and the entire 3rd Map allowing a 14-12 score. He is clearly a performer!

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dayum !!!

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