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valorant men id trust with my drink

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moonemi

saw something similar on twitter and thought i’d make a list
anyways enjoy this shitpost

Men Id trust with my drink

1.Tarik - would make sure no one goes near my drink. would probably watch party that shit until i get back
2.TenZ - a huge gentleman. i’ve seen the way he treats kyedae. 1000% would leave my drink with him and feel safe.
3. Sadhaak- trustworthy leader. i’d trust him with my drink like i’d trust him with in game calls ngl

Men Id trust but they would fuck up somehow

1. Zellsis - would take my drink and gulp it down. then he’d try to sell me the Sen bundle.
2. Ardiis - would down my drink the moment i left and tell me “bro, the drink was so good”
3. patitek- would curse me out in polish and toss my drink out

Men I wouldn’t trust for obvious reasons

Sinatraa
pancc
ntk

#2
Tryeue2
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men id trust:
1.stax
2.solo
3.meteor
men that would fuck up but try:
1.rb(chokerx keke)
2.zest(chokerx keke)
3.buzz(chokerx keke)
men that i wouldnt trust:
1.t0rm0
2.t0rmi
3.termi

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moonemi
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i trust stax too

that face screams trustworthy

#5
Tryeue2
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true he just seems so lovable and nice

#54
boilin_cockroach
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look what ur disciple did moonemi!
https://www.vlr.gg/362053/vlr-men-i-would-trust-with-my-drink

#16
DeyahAlAjarma
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MY GOAT RB WOULD NEVER AND HES NOT A CHOKER!!!

#25
candylovesyou
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bro has an agenda against termi

#26
Tryeue2
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i wonder why ..

#53
Tsikhamani
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Termi was a lot personal 🤣🤣🤣

#4
swvyboi1
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What did ntk do

#7
welikefortniteandvalorant
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Pour milk before cereal

#9
moonemi
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i forget whether he was the p3do or the one that beat his girlfriend up

i think the girlfriend one

#27
FireII
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pancc is the pred

#40
moonemi
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ohh you’re right
good too know

#31
sm1th0o
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twerked wrongly to the gang

#6
number1_cNed_fan
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cmed

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DeyahAlAjarma
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Rb would guard your drink with his life then give you a million dollars and win champs.

Hes just that good

#10
welikefortniteandvalorant
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Id trust with my drink

  1. benjyfishy - Dont need to add anything, i would trust him with my life
  2. Demon1 - Yes
  3. Jinggg
  4. nats

Wouldnt trust

  1. s0m - Known troller, would do something (harmless tho)
  2. Sayf
  3. N4RRATE - mischievous ahh
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Uribaba
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Narrate's face looks like he's always plotting something

#18
OkOkay
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sayf looks like that guy from ex machina and kinda acts like him too

#57
my-dad-ate-my-toes
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Every time I see Sayf all I see is Vikkstar123 ngl

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moonemi
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yes to nats and jinggg

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ntro
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n4rrate looks like the type of guy to tell you you're drink is meant to bubble like that

#12
bronzil_enjoyer
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ardiis and patitek ones are so true

#13
Uribaba
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The site has begun to heal

#14
tuffybass
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sinatraa is innocent and ppl like u are the scum of the earth

#17
bronzil_enjoyer
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brother what

#19
ButterflyEffect23
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I trust -
1.k1Ng
2.Stax
3.Xeta

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Dreoxx
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xeta is actually sooooo nice

#20
scarlemange
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I trust com too
He is such a nice guy!

#22
bronzil_enjoyer
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yeah true

#21
UsmanSy3d
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jinggg is too innocent to do anything to your drink. also how tf do you trust tarik the most out of anyone lmao he would be near the bottom for me

#23
GhostKing44
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why would tarik be at the bottom?

#39
moonemi
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tarik is a safe space for us girls after that jasonr incident

#28
moonemi
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as a woman, i’d trust tarik with my life 1000x over

he gives me good vibes

#24
bigboy
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What in the parasocial

#29
moonemi
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stfu and let me have fun

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candylovesyou
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Men Id trust with my drink

  1. puchan - The best IGL to ever exist. 100% trustable
  2. aspas - has aura, no one would even dare to think about stealing the drink
  3. wo0t - friendly, would make sure that my drink is safe

Men Id trust but they would fuck up somehow

  1. Leo - would just walk away because he doesn't give a fuck
  2. Demon1 - same thing, doesn't care
  3. d4v41 - looks like the guy who'd try to dip his finger in the drink and taste it

Men I wouldn’t trust for obvious reasons

ange0 - will somehow spill the drink
y0y - slips and falls off onto table just like he did in valorant
zellsussy - always up to no good

#33
UsmanSy3d
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lmao i can defo imagine the davai one in my head

#36
moonemi
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WHY IS THE D4v41 ONE SO REAL LMAO

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Uribaba
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Men Id trust with my drink with;
Subroza(for obvious reasons)
Men Id not trust with my drink with:
Boostio(for obvious reasons)

#38
moonemi
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boostio falls into the zellsis category for me

too mischievous

#35
finnwithtwons
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so we all saw that elizabeth marcini tweet huh
good post, c0m top 1 guys to leave your drink with imo, he'd be slightly skeptical of something happening to it but when it does ik the whole bar will know in 0.5 seconds flat

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moonemi
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yes LOL

i would put my faith in c0m too you’re right

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voxsu
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Men Id trust with my drink

  1. meteor(reliable in and out of the server)
  2. tenz(just seems trustworthy)
  3. stax(bro is him.)

Men Id trust but they would fuck up somehow

  1. t3xture (silly lil goofy goober)
  2. ardiis (sees a swimming pool in the corner of his eye)
  3. c0m(he is c0m)

Men I wouldn’t trust

  1. mindfreak (too stoic to care)
  2. yay(cant trust that beer belly)
  3. legija(he needs a few drinks after bleeds recent showings)
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scarlemange
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Wtf you dont trust cOm ?

#43
hellfire
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I'd trust

com
jingg
aspas
Saadhak
less
potter (not a man but still)

I wouldn't trust

cauan
tutu
tenz
Sacy
texture and meteor

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Dreoxx
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you would trust less?

#47
hellfire
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he seems like someone like me, and I'd trust a person like me

#48
Dreoxx
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i see
he seems chill but loud drama icks me a bit. otherwise I agree!

#49
moonemi
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you don’t trust tenz? is it because someone might mug him?

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hellfire
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he seems like he'd just forget about my drink

#44
bronzil_enjoyer
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would trust tvirusluke 👍

#46
Ballsamolee
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Verno

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mocaxoxo
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verno looks he he would spit in my drink

#62
Ballsamolee
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imma spit in your drink now

#51
Froggy0_0
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men id trust:
1.chronicle
2.nAts
3.redgar
4.sheydos
5.d3ff0
6.TenZ
7.kaplan america

men that would fuck up but try:
1.zellsis ( bro gonna try to make me buy bundle multiple time )
2.em0L (em0L)
3.elmapussy (elmapussy)

men that i wouldnt trust:
1.ch0t
2.t0rmi
3.boostio
4.crashies (gang member 100%)

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moonemi
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boostio be playing too much
you’re right

#52
Vesprit
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Florescent

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Tsikhamani
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I'm Indian so I'll speak about South Asia

Men I trust
Lighting fast (he will hold it for me just like his lone viper on bind)
Vlt sentinel aka Manoj kashap (when going gets tough the tough gets going)
TR Aryu (he will hold it and is capable of retaking the drink for me)

Men that would fuck but try
Universal plays (will do a watch party watching my drink but somehow ends up playing rankdle and then he blames tash for it)
Death maker (his aim is insane but he always forgets to check corners)
8bit binks (choke everything and then blame his wife pinky)

Men I would never trust
Rite2ace
MLT Esports
Ankita C

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my-dad-ate-my-toes
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Men I'd trust:

Boaster and c0m (both harmless, in and out of the server)
nAts (no access to drink)
benjyfishy
Wo0t (just gives off the same energy as a sausage dog)
aspas
t3xture (if someone tried spiking me man would scream so loud the whole county knows)
Jinggg
stax
Mako

Men I'd trust but would fuck up:

Zellsis and Boostio (a little bit of trolling)
Asuna (he would forget)
Chronicle and RieNs (don't care enough to keep an eye out)
zyppan (would probably put salt in it or something)
mindfreak (too busy mogging to watch it)

Men I wouldn't trust:

ANGE1 (it would become the device of another ANGE1 masterclass)
SUYGETSU (too much bm)
ardiis (would down it instantly and then yap about his latest gambling loss)
yay (would tell me to focus on my site)
Mistic (devious aura)
crashies (gives off incel energy)

#59
moonemi
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NO ACCESS TO DRINK LMAOO

i love that

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7whanzussjwbsysbbejskaoao
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men id trust (not in order):

  1. invy
  2. jremy
  3. Warbirds
  4. solo
  5. aspas
  6. Lightningfast
  7. Laz
  8. Onur (goated coach)
  9. Meiy
  10. Patitek
  11. SugarZ3ro
  12. Anthem
  13. Meteor
  14. Medusa
  15. TvirusLuke
  16. KangKang
  17. tex (best German valorant player)
  18. Jinggg
  19. something
  20. f0rsakeN
  21. xccurate
  22. Monyet
  23. d4v4i
  24. t3xture
  25. Lakia
  26. Karon
  27. Munchkin
  28. Dep
  29. Potter (honorary man)

men that would fuck up but try:

  1. dummy (hey at least he tried)
  2. Boostio (for obvious reasons)
  3. cNed (don't ask why)
  4. Zellsis (dude will probably turn my drink into the SEN bundle)
  5. Demon1 (seriously, don't ask)
  6. Mazino
  7. kiNgg
  8. Boaster (too much dancing 💀)
  9. ardiis (too busy trying to lose weight, proud of him tho)
  10. mindfreak (mogging 24/7)

men that i wouldnt trust:

  1. J0ss00V0sh
  2. Rushindra Sinha (🤦‍♂️)
  3. t0rm0
  4. sp0n
  5. Ch0t
  6. cr0sh00s
  7. V0ct0r
  8. M0rv0d
  9. v0n0ty
  10. M0st0c
  11. 0lm0p0ddy
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mocaxoxo
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potter is a good one

i would trust her

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